My Sister Made Me Read It

SISTER CATCH UP: TTPD, Periods, Books, Tattoos, and TV

• Amy and Abby Preteroti • Episode 14

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Abby is a little under the weather and therefore the sisters decide to catch up and  talk all about things that have been on our minds! Next week we’ll be reviewing Bride by Ali Hazelwood!


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of tortured poets. Constant.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I like a few songs off of it.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

will not accept that. I will not accept it. It's quite literally perfection.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

What's your favorite song?

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I can't even tell you. I love all of them so much for all different reasons.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mm hmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I love all of them for different reasons. I love

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

like,

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

because it's just like a vibe.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

mm hmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Fuck it if I can't have him. And when she says, hold on, hair's coming. Where is it? When she says, Um, After like the second, like the second chorus she says, Like I lost my twin. Are you kidding? I love this

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

What did she say?

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

She

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

What did she say?

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

chorus and it's like let me turn it off of my of my tv. Hold on. I'll play it for you I'll play it for you The way she says that, I love

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

It went out, so I couldn't hear it, but

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I love it so much. You've got to listen to it, the

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I like, um, well, I've listened to the entire thing. I like, um, Florida.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

That's shocking. That's not a very popular one. I

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Really? I like, her name's Florence, isn't it?

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

and the Pew, not Florence and the Pew, Florence and the Machine.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah, I like her, but, um, I like, obviously, So High School, too.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

So High School.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah. I like her.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I love the alchemy. But like, those are both the ones that are like, the fun, she's in love songs.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Heartbreak ones are so good too, though. Oh my god. Like, Love of My Life, I fucking love that song.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

It's not love of my life, it's loss of my life.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Okay, L O M L, love that song.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

It stands for loss of my life.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

fucking love that song so much. I love The Black Dog, I love Smallest Man Who Ever Lived, I love, um, He Only Breaks His Favorite Toys.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. I love that one. I fucking love, um. Um, The, who's afraid of little old me, love that.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah, that one's good too.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

do it with a broken heart. That is such a

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

That one's good too. I

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I'm gonna get you back. I fucking love I'm gonna get you back.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

don't remember that one.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

my god, that one's so good. I love Bolter. I was like listening to Bolter this morning. Bolter is such a vibe. It's so my life. I love it. I love Prophecy. I love all of them

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Good.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I've been so happy. gotten nothing done. I've just like what like the first night it came out we were Still at work and then when I got home from work I saw that she posted that it was like a devil album and I was like what the fuck and I literally just like laid In my bed with my air pods in Listened to it It's so good Anyways, what else is going

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

My head, my headphones might die. We might have an issue in a second. Um, nothing. We went to go see a house yesterday.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Now what's that?

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

It was by like Lake Lanier. And um, the pictures were really nice, we were like, this could be a really decent place. And we start driving, and it's a dirt road, and, which is fine, but there's like potholes, it was just like, not well taken care of, and then like, I'm not kidding you, there were like, 90 degree inclines to get to this house.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Okay.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

we're like, what the fuck? And then we get to the house and the driveway is then like 90 degrees the other way to get to the house. Yeah. And the house is like on a hill or like on a cliff basically.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

This

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

we were like, this ain't gonna work.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

ain't gonna

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Like, no,

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Damn.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

just, so it was just like disappointing. And then, so then we're driving around and we literally go to like the next street and it's on the lake. So it has like, um, a path to the lake and then it has like the boat dock and stuff. And I was like, it was for sale. And I was like, let me find it. Let me see how much this is. Right. And it was a million dollars.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Perfect, right in your budget.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

We were like, okay, we're done. We're done.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

done. You're done.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

we went and did that. And then. I'm in a wedding in June and I have to wear like nude heels and I like haven't found any yet

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

have

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

because I don't want to just, I just don't want to buy like ugly heels. I want to wear them again if I can.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

a pair of cute nude heels.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

It's been a struggle.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Really?

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

a hundred dollars? I don't want to spend more than a hundred dollars.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah, I get it.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

But um, so we went to Nordstrom Rack to try to find some shoes and I didn't really find any. I found other shoes but I didn't find the shoes I needed.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah, I need shoes.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I got some more snea some new sneakers and

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Some snakes. You got

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

cute little, yeah, and some cute little sandals and some heels.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Maybe you have like, um, maybe like demons are coming out of you because you're you're sick

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Maybe.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Maybe you're being cleansed is your

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Maybe. No? Is my friend like my ghost friend? Um, no, I don't think so. I haven't had any experiences.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

They're just like laying low

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah, I think so.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

But, yeah. Talking about other friends, the mom cat has been coming and like, letting me feed her. She's ruining my couches. Um,

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

She came back

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah, she, so, Last week on the episode I was saying how the mom was under my porch and had birth there and I could check on the kittens. That afternoon I went to go feed the mom dinner and she was, her and her kittens were gone. She had vacated the premises. Um, but I figured out that she's across my lake driveway. In the like forest, but I haven't gone back there to look at the kittens because I'm scared She's gonna like go even farther away. So I've just given her space but like when she comes to eat She's like very loving like she's purring. I'm like petting. She lets me pet her like she so I know she's happy.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

she'll, like, once the kittens get, like, a little bit bigger, she'll bring them back to you, like she did the other one.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

That's what i'm thinking

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

i'm thinking. But so i'm just leaving her be i'm letting nature do this Yeah

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

When did you get that?

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Um a month ago You

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

like it?

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah, I like it a lot.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Damn, what made you want to get that? Is it personal? No.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Jose and I have been wanting to like, You know, Jose's a horrible sleeper, and I haven't been sleeping well, so like, we wanted that, but we also wanted, like, to get back to being, like, healthier, and kind of track our things, and so he wanted to get an Apple Watch. He got, like, the, I forget what it's called, but, like, the bigger Apple Watch, the nicer one, and he was like, well, do you want something? And I was like, I don't want an Apple Watch. I don't like wearing watches, period. Or, like, bracelets.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

an Apple watch. You remember when my, um, like my ex ex gave me an Apple watch and I had

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mm hmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

that Apple watch, but I can't fucking find it. But I like never wore it. Like I wore

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah,

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

a year. And then I was like, this is kind of like not a vibe. Like it's not very cute,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I bought one like a long time ago, probably like five years ago.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

like I kinda it's, kind of want to wear it again. Like I wish I could find it. I'm going to look for it. Sunshine is literally having an exorcism in the backyard. I just, I don't know what's going on. That's wild.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I mean, I think if you're like wanting like the whole like notifications be notified with your phone stuff That's like

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

what's going to be helpful for me. I

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

like Jose got the cellular one cuz he likes to go out a lot and like just go like on walks and stuff So he doesn't have to bring his phone, but he can still have like something

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah. Hmm.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I didn't want that. I didn't really need that because I quite literally always have my phone on me. And so then I was looking into Oura Ring because I was thinking about doing, um, natural cycles.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Hmm.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

And they, um, like have, they like connected Oura Ring and natural cycles connected. It's like a form of birth control, but it's like nothing. And you pay for the subscription every month and it reads your basal temperature every morning and then it like tells you if you're fertile or if you're not fertile that day.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I want,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

And it's like,

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

for my

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

you should do that. It's like 98 percent um, effective if it's done correctly. And like if you have the aura ring, then it's done correctly. Like people like struggle, what they struggle with most is like taking the temperature every morning.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I've been like, well, I'm so routine anyways. Like I do the same thing every morning anyways. I don't think that that's never been an issue for me. I'm not like

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

like will forget to do shit

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

take my anxiety medication. Apparently

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

regular periods?

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I do now.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah, so I wanted to do that and so I went to my doctor and I was talking to her about it and she told me because I have PCOS and I don't have regular periods, it would be a lot more risky for me to do that right now. Like not wanting a kid right now

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

um anything else So we just like changed my pill and i'm gonna see if that helps but

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

actually is something because

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

i'll have to send it to you Well, yeah,

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

i've never been on birth control. It's just i'm not against birth control. I think it's wonderful I think people should not have kids as much as possible but It's just not for me. It's never been like something that I felt was an option for my body personally Which is also fine But like i've been thinking about like kind of um learning more about like that type of shit

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

like definitely like and that's what I liked about the natural cycles too because i'm trying to Learn more about like what phase of my cycle i'm in

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

that's what I want to

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

and like how I react to that and like yoga's help i've been telling people like yoga helps me a lot recognize what phase i'm in because like And I forget the names, but like I'm like the week before my period, I'm the weakest. Like if I'm trying to balance in yoga, I can't balance. I feel like I don't have any strength. But that week before that, like my second week of my cycle, like I'm hitting these poses. I'm like, feel so strong. I'm like, let's go do run a marathon after like it's so. I can definitely see the changes in my body from week to week. And so that's why I was interested in natural cycles was like, let me just keep up with it. But I think I would definitely be doing it if I just didn't have the like extreme symptoms of PCOS that I have. Because she, that was the other thing too. She was like, it's not going to help with any of your symptoms.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

that the birth

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

And that's why I don't, yeah. And that's why I don't have an IUD either. Cause like, that wouldn't help either. So like, That's why we're gonna try a different pill. I started it a few days ago, and we're gonna see if that helps with my stuff, but

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I don't know man. I like the only reason like I can tell like Certain phases of my like cycle. It's like I literally Within probably like the last year because you know It took me a while to get my period back on track after competing and stuff. It was just like a shit

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

yeah,

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

But like, it's been pretty, pretty regular for the past like, Three years i'd say

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

mm hmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

like noticed like when i'm like the first day and the day before my period I literally fucking look like a leech Has sucked the life out of me like I compared it to the other day. I up a picture of fucking um, I don't remember what movie it was in the series But the twilight series when bella dies and she's on the table and like literally all of the fucking

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

She's like got

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

out of Her

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah,

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

look like like the first

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

yeah

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I look like

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

after

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Like just like a dying animal

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I had somebody

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

hair is brittle My skin is dull. I

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah,

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

It's so weird,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I had somebody

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

like six months I've started to look like that and i'm like if this is my eight is this if this is an age

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

No, no, it goes with your period.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I had somebody show me, I think it's Glamour did it, um, like a video and it tells you, it's a cool video. I'll just send it to you. It tells you like this week and you're going to be feeling this way and then this week you're refilling this way. And it's so accurate of like, You will look in the mirror and feel like you're your ugliest on these days. And then like, you'll have days when you're like, damn, I'm hot. Like

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

hot. I was

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

my skin is glowing.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

was literally about to say that because like, I feel like it's more like, I definitely, like first two days, day before my period, I look like fucking Bella Swan, like dead on the table. But like, I was also thinking like a lot of it for me, it's like mental in my head. Like I feel, I feel like I look disgusting,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah. Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

but like, I wonder like sometimes if like other people like notice.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Well, that's what I was dealing with with my, my other pill that I was on. And that's why I went to the doctor. I told her, I was like, I feel like I'm going crazy on this pill because like, It's not, you're supposed to feel that way when you get closer to your period because your body's doing all these things. But like I felt that way like all month and that's not healthy and like, um, I mean, she was great. She was like, yeah, let's change this.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

like we're talking about it, but I don't know. I hate all of this bullshit,

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

but I'm trying to understand it so I can like Cause I feel bad too, like, and I don't know if you get this way, like, when I'm on my period, I'm like super recluse, like I, I'm easier to, like, not anger, but just like snap back at Jose or something. And so he'll be, I'll be like, I'm starting my period next week, just so you know.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

No,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

And so like having, having like information around it, I can help that aspect of it too.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah, you can kind of like,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

And prepare him. Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

No, I don't feel like I like, get like that on my period. I get like, tired.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

so low energy and that's pretty much it. I like, get super low energy, I look like a zombie. Yeah. But as far as like irritation and snapping that's my day to day personality Like and I'm trying so hard not to be like I had like a moment this weekend Where something really really fucking upset me and I I Almost freaked the fuck out and like John was like trying to calm me down and like he was like stop it, you're getting aggressive. And I'm like, John, I don't want to be this. I was like, I don't want to be this violent person, but I have this rage and anger so inside of my body. I want to fucking freak out. And he was like, you need to cool it. You're getting aggressive. There's people around. And I was like, just like, took like the stanchion and like went down the fire escape. He's like, okay, go cool off. And it's upsetting like he like I like need therapy it because like I don't want to be like this violent angry person and I'm not all the time but I like have oh I think it runs in the family you angry too yeah he wants some ice they just like literally had like boston marathon in the backyard

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

They need their refreshments.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

he needs a water cookie. Can you fucking relax?

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Did you just

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Okay. Yeah. There's water cookies. Yeah, he just sucked four of them down. Well, what'll happen is, like, Sunshine will steal one. I'll put some of them on the floor for Jarax, and she'll steal them, but she, like, doesn't like to eat them like he does. So she'll steal them and like go hoard them somewhere and then come back and steal another one and then Drax is like where the fuck are all my water cookies and then she just like is hoarding them on the couch.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

they can melt on your couch. Uh

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I'm watching her though. She's fucking eating it. get your sister. She's got one. These dogs are gonna be the death of me. Anyways, I get woken up this morning by Drax going fucking nuts. So I have like a, um, window by my bed in my room. And I'm on, in a one story ranch house. So it's like the window in my bedroom is to my backyard. And Drax is like standing on the bed, like barking at the window. I'm like, what is happening? I like, it scared me. Cause I'm like, is there someone like in my fucking yard? So I get out of bed and like my light, this is at 5 AM this morning. So it's bright. Dark out and I don't have like a back by my backyard is very deep And I don't have like the light in my backyard does not it's not like a floodlight Like I need to get better lights in the backyard because I can't see anything Like the light like only shows like my little porch area So I am like because he's going crazy and that's like kind of out of character for him Like he'll like bark at shit. But like for him to like He was like going nuts and I'm like what the hell so I come out here I think still have my mouth tape and everything I'm just like Turn on the lights in my kitchen and because it was dark outside like the screen door I couldn't see out it just like was like reflecting from inside. So I'm like, okay, I'm fucking scared So I opened the backyard. He's like going crazy. So I let him out in the backyard, right? And, um, he like runs towards something and then he like stops. I'm like watching him. I'm like looking in the yard and I didn't see anything. And he stops and he's like like crazy at something. And I couldn't like see what he was barking at. He had the hair on his back is standing straight up and he's kind of like going like at something and then like kind of

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mm

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

back

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

hmm

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Get inside. I'm fucking scared.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I was about to say why did you let him out?

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

because like he was going crazy and I'm like, I don't know. So I let him out to kind of like calm him down because I didn't see anything.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

like sometimes they're just kind of like going nuts for some random reason. And then once they realize there's nothing out there, they'll fucking calm down.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mm hmm

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

And it was five in the morning and I just got woken up out of a fucking deep sleep. So I just kind of was like, figure it out. I don't know. And he comes, I was like, get aside. You're scaring me. You're scaring me. And then I just like locked the door and I'm just like, like this feeling. Like I felt like super scared and it was so weird because as I'm like, I like came out here um, let the dog, let him outside in my kitchen. And I put my phone on the kitchen table and I feel like my headphone is not working. And, um, I picked up my phone to go back into the bedroom and I saw that John texted me and I'm like, the fuck is happening? I'm scared. So I put, I opened my text message and he was texting me like he was responding to a text that I had sent him last night at work I am there way later than him. And there was an issue with the drawer and I just was texting him. So he was responding to that. And I answered his question and I was like, it's so fucking weird. You just texted me. I think someone's in my backyard.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Oh my god

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

And then he texted me when, um, I got up and he was like, cause I said, um, I said, I want the sun to come out. I'm kind of freaked out. And then he texted me at seven and said, sun's up. Did you die? And I said, very much alive, unfortunately. But

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

you don't know what was back there

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

No, I don't know. It scared me though. I'm like someone's literally looking at my window. I don't know. It could be cats like it could have been like a fucking you know, It could have been like a stray cat, but I don't know how he would have seen it.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

do you have curtains in your bedroom

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

or like blinds

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

you should close your blinds at night

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

but it was, they were closed, but they had, like, at the very bottom, like, this much space was open. So he

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mm

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

through, like, that little hole. So I'm like, is someone, like, peeking in my fucking window? That's what scared me.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

that's scary

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I don't like it. Noel.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

You have to be careful. I wouldn't let him outside. What if someone just shot the dog?

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

You're right. I don't know. But, like, they're so scary, so it's like,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah, but that's why I would think someone would react if they had a gun on them.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Dude, if someone shot my dog, I would literally be like, okay, me next. Crazy

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

else going on?

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I don't think so. We went to, I went to a brand new Barnes Noble opened up.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Oh, that's nice.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah, it was so fun. We went there Sunday. It was really nice. It's very different. Like, I was like trying to describe it to somebody. It And the only way I could like really describe it in my head, it like felt like it looked like, um, an adult scholastic book fair, the shelves were so much different than like a normal Barnes and Noble and I can't describe it. Like, so you're just gonna have to go with me

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mm hmm

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

hard to describe and then. When I was talking to him about it, I was like, it's like a scholastic book fair. And then I Googled scholastic book fair and I was like, okay, that's wrong. That's not what it looks like. But like in my head, that's what it looked like. Like the shelves were like, it looked like a big open concept and the bookshelves were just kind of like, like I went to pee, I went to the bathroom and I like literally got lost. Like, all the shelves, everything's like vertical. The books aren't really like, books are kind of like cover out instead of spine out. It was very weird.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

That is weird.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I mean, some shelves had spines out, but like, the first like, half of the store was like, um,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Cover.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

And, um, lots of things like they had like obviously books, but they have lots of things like, there was like sections for like, Um, book lovers, like things for book lovers. They had like vintage stuff

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

hmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

They had like a lot of magazines, which I mean, every Barnes Noble has that.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

like CDs and like music stuff. They had, um, Tortured Poet on vinyl already.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

vinyl. They had, um, like a big Starbucks in the middle of the store.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mm hmm

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

It just was like, like,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

That's kind of like the Barnes and Noble we have here. I mean, not the way they sort the books, but like the ones we have here, they have like a whole stationary section where it's like cards and all that kind of stuff.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

like so brand new Barnes Noble I think it like Was just more of like their updated modern

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Probably.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

everything like, you know when you go into Barnes Noble like the shelves are like dark oak

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mm hmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

were all like raw oak shelves like very

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Hmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

everything

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I was just thinking, it's kind of time for Barnes and Noble to redo their I've always hated, and this is probably on purpose because they want you to buy the books and not read them there, but I always hated how there's like no seating in a Barnes and Noble.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

one had seats in every section

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

People were sitting in every section reading something.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah. I think that's like a smart thing to do in a bookstore. The one at the mall, Georgia has some seating, but it's always taken, but the one here has zero seating.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

they had so many books I had never seen before. I was like in heaven. I got this book called, um, otherworldly.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mm hmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

think it's new. Have you heard of it?

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Sounds familiar. What genre is it?

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Let me grab it. It's Amy genre.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Oh, okay. Then probably not. I've heard of this. I saw it on Tik TOK, I think.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I hadn't heard of it. And like when we walked in, it was at the very front. And I was like, This looks pretty because it's so cute and it's shiny and

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mm hmm. Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

this is my vibe a hundred percent a hundred percent It says, um, so there's like a little thing on the back It says a human in a familiar a magically binding bargain in parentheses sealed in blood Of course, and if they have to spend extra time together to complete the terms, well, that's just gravy I'm like, no, I'm buying this book. Um, it seems very, very sweet. And then like, uh, as I was walking around, you know, how Barnes and Noble has the little like white things on certain books, like saying like staff pick, this is about this. It said, um, what did it fucking say? It says something about like, imagine Shrek, if Shrek and donkey were in love. But actually nothing like Shrek and I'm like, what? I love this. I'm buying it. Yeah. I love that. I'm excited to read it.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Let us know.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

buy many things cause I like have so many books here that I want to read. Um, that

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah. I need to get all my books that I haven't read yet and figure it out for the next month for May.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

What did you read this month?

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Um, Lightlark and Nightbane, I finished those two, and then I read Bride, and then I have The Butcher and the Wren, I'm going to start today, and You Again, I'm going to start after that. But, um, Lightlark and Nightbane, they're by Alex Aster. I think I was talking about it last week. I, I read Light Lark before, but I felt like I didn't give it like a good read, so I read, reread it, and then I was like, no, I think I gave it a good read'cause it still just didn't do it for me. And like, that's why I haven't read a lot this month.'cause like night being like, you know, when you just like read a book and it's like you don't even wanna pick it up anymore. It was like that type of thing. And like, I wasn't reading a lot of it, so it just took me a lot longer to read.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

That

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

um, yeah, it was just really like the people who are supposed to be in love and the people who are, it's like a love triangle in the second book. And like none of the people have any chemistry. romantically,

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Eww.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

is so, it was just like odd and like it was just very like cliche sayings and like the guy you're supposed to love, I actually really didn't like him.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Okay.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

ending, like there's a plot twist at the end and then it's like not really addressed and then it leaves you on a cliffhanger. So there's obviously going to be another book, but it's like, it was just odd. It was just like, okay, like this is weird.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yikes. I

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

don't know.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

every book I read this month.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Well, that's good. That was like me last week in this one.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

And I'm, um, what did I fucking read? I don't remember, but I enjoyed everything that I read this month. I have it on my fridge. I keep like a um, whiteboard of everything that I'm reading this month. I really liked everything that I read this month and then I started pulling from my bookshelf for things I want to read in um, May. Because I want to start like knocking out some of these books that I've bought instead of just reading off of my Kindle. Um, Okay, Bride. Loved Bride so fucking much.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mm hmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I loved it.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah. Okay.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Um,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

We'll talk about that one next week.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah, I'm an easy five star er.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I think everything's a five star. Um, grief is a thing with feathers. Okay, I give it two stars. It just wasn't like, what I thought it was gonna be.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah. Mm hmm

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Loved it though. Ice Planet Barbarians. Loved it, okay? Loved it, but I gave it three stars just because it was just like fun, like whatever.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah,

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Um, and then Carnage, five stars.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

is that the last one of that series?

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Mm hmm. Yeah. Most people don't get to that one. Like when people think about the Lord series, they only talk about Ritual, Sinner, Sacrifice, which is the first three.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Because then it goes into a novella, so it's Ritual, Sinner, Sacrifice. Mm hmm. is like the three main characters, and then it goes into a novella, um, called Sabotage, which

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mm hmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

like, it's the story of one of, one of their workers, basically. It kind of just

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah. Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

tangent, and then it comes back to a main book about the Carnage Brothers,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mm hmm

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

gets that far. But hey, if you're reading the Lord series, go all the way. Sabotage is like one of the, like people skip the novella. Like I feel like most people skip novellas.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah,

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Like people don't read the novellas, but it, that novella is good. It's very good.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I love a good novella.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

And then

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I want to finish Corrupt by the time the month is over.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

What's that one?

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

kind of put that one on hold. I started reading it and then I wanted to dive more into um, like Bride and Groof with Feathers. I wanted to finish those so I put it on hold. is the first book in the um, Devil's Night series.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mm hmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

But I like it. picked that back up yesterday and then I put together like a little, here I'll show you I'm starting with for April. mean we're already past April, in May.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

You mean me? Yeah

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

And I think maybe like, so who's choosing the next book we read? Cause

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

You are yeah, you are

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I think I know what I want us

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

okay

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Just because I want to read it and it's been on my shelf forever.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Okay

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

And I feel like if we read it together it'll be, um, I'm gonna start Throne of Glass this month.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

The Throne of Glass series, yeah. I've been wanting to start this. I think I want to read this with you.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Okay, it

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Have you not

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

called never by who

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Jessa

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

haven't heard of it.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

So Jessa Hastings is, um, the girl who read, who wrote the Magnolia Park series.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Oh, yeah. I haven't

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

perfection.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

that yet. That's on my list

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I've been thinking about rereading Magnolia Park because it's like a comfort book for me and I just like need to feel something. Um, but I bought this because Jessa Hastings wrote it. It's a Peter Pan retelling.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Hmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

But I want to read it so bad. And it's gorgeous.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah, that's like have you ever read read the like? God, I don't remember who they're by but like the hooked

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah, no.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah, the ones that are based off of

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Those are like, those are like,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

darker

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Not, well, maybe darker, but like those are like the sex

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

is just like, I don't know how to describe it. She kinda, yeah, you want me to read the back? I don't know.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah, you can

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Um, it says never is an awfully long time. Growing up, Daphene always knew Peter Pan would come for her, the way he'd come for her mother and her grandmother, Wendy, before that. So she, it's about, not about Wendy, it's about like the great granddaughter.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

hmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

The Darling Girls. Their stories are all the same. The forever young boy at their window after their 13th birthday in the shimmering magical land behind a star. Peter doesn't show for Daphne until she's 17, inexplicably full grown, And with no excuse for his tardiness, Daphne doesn't know what to think. Still, she always has been told that Peter Pan is her destiny. It's beyond choice to take his hand and leap into the stars, no matter what comes next. But in Neverland, Peter's true colors begin to show. One moment he's making Daphne's heart flutter, and the next he's forgotten her entirely. So when Daphine stumbles into the path of Jameson Hook, the pirate son of Peter's nemesis, she lets herself get swept up in his vulgar charm despite the warning signs. Both boys are trouble and both have dangerous secrets about this strange fantasy land they call home. And as she loses her heart to either one, Daphine might just lose herself too.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

That sounds cute.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah, I know. I'm excited to read it.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

So I think we should read that together.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Let me write that down.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

And then I'm gonna, I gave in, so I'm gonna fucking read Ruthless Vows this month.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah, you're gonna tell us how that is.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I, so my Barnes Noble date that I was telling you about last week,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mhm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

um, I saw this and I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna go with it. I'm just gonna get it. Because I do want to finish the series, you

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I know, part of me wants to do, but I just

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

20 and like, I'm fucking buying it.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Oh, that never books cheap. It's on sale right now.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

For how much?

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

7, 8.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

shit! On what, Amazon?

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah, it's 50 percent off.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Damn, mine was not seven dollars, but I've had this for a while. I'm excited. It's gonna be a good month of reading. Oh,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I wasn't gonna tell anybody, but I guess by putting it

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I'll just tell everybody.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

So, oh fuck, should I tell people? I don't want I just don't want did you see

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I could take it out.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Did you see that TikTok that I sent you?

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

About

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

if I get arrested, call my sister. I don't want to hear my mom's mouth.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

No, I didn't see it yet. Mhmm. Mhmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Um, I'm getting a tattoo on Wednesday. It's been booked for like, probably like five months now. Um, so whatever, um, cause I'm getting my, my hand tattoos touched up. like my appointment to get my hand tattoos touched up. And then I'm throwing in two other things while I'm there,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

What do you get? Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I'm not telling you, you know,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Oh, okay.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I'm not the only person who knows what I'm getting as Chloe.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Nobody else knows. Uh, what was I saying? Oh, so we're going to, me and Chloe have been wanting to do like a 24 hour read thing.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mhmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

So I think we might do that on Wednesday because we want to read, um, a book called Better Run. So I think we're going to, she's going to spend the night tonight and then in the morning we're going to go have breakfast. then go to my tattoo appointment. And then we talked about, so Chloe's a golfer. So I think we're

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I think she's gonna take me to the driving range tomorrow.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Okay.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

and then we're gonna read Better Run. I'm excited to show you my tattoos though. I think you'll like them.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Okay.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I think you'll like one of them.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Okay.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

You don't give a fuck.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

No. Good luck at the driving range.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah, should be

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

It's nothing new to you. You always just pop up with different tattoos.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah, I do. I wish you and Amanda were tattoo girlies so we could have like matching tattoos.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah, I just don't think I will be.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Melanie was like, I was like telling, talking to her about you guys. And I was like, they're just not tattoo girls. And she was like, damn, if they were, you guys could all get triple A batteries. I'm like, fucking you're right. That'd be so cute.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

No.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

No,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Jose's a tattoo girly.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I know he's a tattoo girly.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

He wants to get, he wants to get like large tattoos and he wants to do like his whole sleeve like thousands of dollars worth of tattoos.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

tattoos. but like, I financially don't want to commit to large tattoos right now. Number one. Number two, I'm so imp not impulsive, but like, I like will think of something and I'm like, yeah, I'm do I want that. that's kind of how my tattoos have ended up. So like now I feel like, and especially after tomorrow, I'm gonna have, I just have like little like stickery tattoos all on my arms.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Do you regret any of your tattoos?

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I wouldn't say regret them, but I have least favorites.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

What's your least favorite?

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

The girl power on my ribs.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Not the smiley faces on the back of your ankles?

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Oh no, I love those. I

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

What?

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

go ahead because I think that's what you're going to get. Yeah. Well,

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

like just out of nowhere was just like, Um, you know, you could get those covered up. It's like, mom, I don't want them covered up. I love them. And people love them. Like people, those are probably my most common and on one tattoos. Yeah.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

that's definitely like the trend right now is like sticker tattoos. People are loving like sticker tattoos in general.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah. My tattoos are just so random. Like the guy that I'm kind of like seeing was like, like I didn't, he knows I'm getting a tattoo, but I'm not, I like didn't tell him what it was and he was kind of like interrogating me about it last night. And I was like, I'm not telling you. And I was like, I said, actually, it's a Taylor Swift portrait.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Remember we Von D show growing up

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

tattoo show and she has like her parents on her back. Yeah. And I used to say like yeah, I remember I used to tell

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

shots?

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

amy

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I mean, imagine,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Okay, I used to tell I used to tell mom and dad that I was gonna do that never That is insane That's a wild baby. She's now like blacking out. Have you seen her recently? She blacked all of them out. I do too.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Remember that guy did it and when I still lived at home and he kind of blacked out all of his tattoos.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I Like that look I do yeah

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

y'all

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

um Yeah, jose goes back and forth on what he wants to do next but like Like I said, it's gonna be thousands, like thousands of dollars because he Wants to get his whole sleeve done. He wants to get his chest redone He doesn't like what's on his chest and like he yeah, it's not done. Well, and um Like we always we always say like get something That's like he wants like a piece of art like somebody who does like like artistic things to do it and so it's just he's trying to figure out what he wants and he likes, you know that japanese like You Cherry blossoms and koi fish like that kind of he likes like that type of tattoos. So he's just trying to figure it out. Well, there was one I'll have to send you a picture of it that I like a lot and it's a cat dressed as a samurai and it has like a little sword. It's the, it's the cutest tattoo you've ever seen and it's so cool. And he's like, maybe I'll get, he said, if I loved Luna, I would get it. And I was like, you love Luna, shut up.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

fucking loves Luna Cuz you know, my best friend Bailey is like a tattoo girly through and through but she's like a dark Tattoo girly. So

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mm hmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

She just decided she wants to be like covered head to toe,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mm hmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

you know, she just isn't, we're still, we're still young. So

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

happened yet, but she just decided on her next three. just has to make her appointment. She's had so she has a tattoo across her stomach, which is so cute I love her stomach tattoo. It just says vixen like across

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mm hmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

and then she just decided on the ones She's gonna get across the top of her knees Like a saying I don't remember

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mm hmm. Mm

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

it's an Edgar Allen Poe saying She's like obsessed with Edgar Allen Poe like that's like her vibe So she's getting that across her knees and then she's getting like right here in between her chest You Starve the ego, feed the soul. I'm

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

hmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

for her to get these tattoos. then she's on her big thigh. She, um, she just, that this is the one that she's like had for a while, but she like just hasn't made the appointment. She's getting a big, a three headed dog on her thigh.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Okay.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Love

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

the meaning of that?

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I don't know. I don't know.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Interesting.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Excited. But

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

yeah,

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

little baby tattoos all over. I like that vibe.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I just, I'm not a tattoo girly. Everybody in the family, but me has a tattoo.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I wouldn't say Amanda's the tattoo girly, but she does

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

She does have a tattoo. Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

She has one tattoo. I think out of everybody, I'm the tattoo girly.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah. Obviously.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I think mom wants to be a tattoo girly, but mom just wants to be like me. Yeah.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Maybe one day, I don't know. I'll just live vicariously through Jose. For now.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah, I'm

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Jose wants to get something that like is like about me or like about us and I keep telling him no. That I think it jinxes it.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Really? What does he want?

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I don't know, he like, well at first he wanted me to design a tattoo for him. And like draw it and I told him maybe And then he wanted to do he wanted to do something that symbolized something about us and I was like, I don't want you to do And then he wanted to put like an a somewhere And I was like, I just I just feel like it like jinxes it but I don't know I might get over that

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I don't feel like it does. Like, my girlfriend has her boyfriend's initials tattooed on her arm. And I think it's super cute, but she's covered, like she's like covered out. So it's

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

even tell it's there, but she has like both like arms, like done, like in black and white. And then she has his initials, like right next to her elbow, like in red.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mm hmm

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

of like stands out. I think that's really cute. Um, I don't know. I don't think it does. I wouldn't do it personally. Like I'm not getting any, anything to do with a man tattooed on my body, except for my father.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Hold on. Are you there?

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah. Um,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

What were you saying I said I wouldn't do it because I'm not ready. Did I ever tell you that? No, I talked to this guy. He thinks I'm like, Things like that.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

to this guy, I was like a pen pal for this guy in prison. And he's so sweet. He still calls me every day. Poor thing. He thinks I'm like the absolute, like he's like obsessed with me. He has my full name tattooed on his hand. So like things like that, sure. I don't know. I do, but I'm not going to talk about it on here.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Talking about prison and stuff. Let's change the subject. I talked I talked I watched What Jennifer did have you seen have you heard about this documentary? I

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

because the other night with, um, I was sitting with my friend, man, and we were trying to find something to watch and he just wasn't in the mood to watch something scary. Cause he's a little baby.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Watched it the other day

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

and I wanted to watch, I want to watch, um, Reindeer or whatever.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

bring your kids I Know what you're talking about.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

it's called Yeah, I haven't watched that but Yeah, I watched the What Jennifer Did.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

How

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

wasn't the best, it wasn't the best documentary I saw, but it's a, like, crazy, it's a crazy story. It's a little crazy, but just crazy.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Fun. I love a documentary. We ended up watching, like, one of my comfort movies, which is The Wrong Missy. Have you ever watched that?

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

No, I heard of it, but I haven't watched it.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

That movie is so

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

that the one with David Spade?

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yes,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

that movie is so fucking funny. You have to watch it. You'll laugh so hard.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Okay, I'll watch it.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

That

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Jose would probably like it.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

He would and it's quick.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Okay.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

a very long movie. It is so fucking funny. Like we were trying to decide what to watch and I saw that was on Netflix. I'm like, we're watching this. I'm sorry. And we laughed

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

um,

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

time.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

We watched, um, The Gentleman. That was the last thing we watched. That one was really good. It was pretty funny too.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah, I want to start that, but I just don't watch TV.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah, we like, when we eat dinner, we'll watch an episode of something. Yeah. But

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

stuff, but Yeah, I want to watch The Gentleman. I want to watch The Reindeer Thing. I want to watch The

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Bridgerton's coming soon.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I don't care about Bridgerton.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Really?

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I'm excited for this season.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

And like Megan's always like, Amy, because I watched the first season Megan said that I would love the second season.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah, the second season wasn't as good.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

so she's like, you need to watch the second season. She's

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I wasn't like a huge, I have the books I want to read, well I have a few books I want to read them, but I wasn't like a huge Bridgerton fan but I really like the two characters that this season is going to be about so I'm like excited.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

This season is about the girl who writes the letters, right?

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah, it's about Penelope and Colin.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Yeah.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I just can't commit. I

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Fair.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

to Game of Thrones and I haven't watched an episode since. I probably talked to you about it.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I was gonna say, I was thinking about that the other day if you were still watching. I

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

to watch it.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

mean, that's fair. The new House of Dragon, the trailer just came out for it.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

about Game of Thrones last night. Because, um, We were talking about tattoos, and someone said that they want the coin that, like, somebody gives Aria tattooed on them.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

he was like, yes, you have like, yeah, you have it's like early on. And then Megan was like, no, this bitch is literally like so early on. She has not seen the iron

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I'm not there yet. But he like was like, yeah, it says like, um,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

should die or something?

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

or Something

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Something like that.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I was like, I'll

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I don't remember. I think that makes sense. Um, yeah. I would rewatch Game of Thrones. I'm excited for the new House of Dragons season to come out.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I think the last thing I remember watching was the red lady gave birth to the shadow thing.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Wow. Yeah, you are, really. Yeah, I had that one. Lady is just weird.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

It was so funny because I was texting Megan, like whenever I'm watching it, I'm texting Megan because she's like my encyclopedia. And I was like, I was like, how do we feel about this guy? Like, I don't know if I like him yet or not. And his name? Something gray joy.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Uh huh. Okay, so I was like, I see him, and she goes, just wait, text me in like 10 minutes. And I was like, that's his sister? What the fuck? But I do, well, I do like him. I told her last night, I was like, I like him and she'll take, because like, people don't like him at first.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I was like, I like him. And she was like, that's such a hot take because like people don't like him at first. Like he's kind of like a prick. Yeah. Yeah.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

A lot happens with him.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I don't know. I got to get back on that, that train and watch it.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah. I have nothing else to talk about.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

You don't.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Not really.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Oh, that's so funny.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Hmm.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Do you like the song, But Daddy, I Love Him?

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I love it. I love

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Full circle back to Taylor Swift.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I'm just like, pulled up my Instagram and it's like, all these like, memes, but daddy I love him, and then it has like a book boyfriend underneath it. So it's like, but daddy I love him, and him is scratched out and it says Zade. And it's like, but daddy I love him and it's scratched out and it says, uh, Tamlin. Damn, you gotta start Akatar, bitch.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I know, I will soon.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

This one, but daddy, I love him. Zayden Ryerson. I love it. What are you about to do?

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Go eat something. I haven't eaten. I'm just going to work on a few things today.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

I am going to go to the gym. I really should wash my hair, but I don't know if I'm going to have time to do that today. Maybe I'll just pull, maybe I'll just like rock a slick back, slick back bun today.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

That's what I always do.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

You're so

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

You're so low. I need you to go to bed. Well. Good night. I'm sorry. We've been doing this for an hour. I need some substance.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Okay, um, so we'll talk about Bride next.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

We're going to talk about bride next week. Um, stay tuned for that. You can follow us.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

reading Never?

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Yeah. Well, what's the dates? Yeah, let's do that. So we'll do bride next week and we'll do never. the next week. Let me see what date that's going to be. Bride is going to be on the 30th, or sorry, the 1st, and then, yeah, and then never would be on the 8th.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Let's do it.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

All righty.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

that.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

You guys can follow us at my sister made me read it podcast. Amy is Amy Protorati. I am abbyprotorati on Instagram. All that info is down below. Rate us on whatever you're listening to. And yeah. Sorry. I was so low energy.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Low energy. Yeah,

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

I'm going down with something. I'm going to go drink a Gatorade.

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

ghostly Powerades.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Hopefully it's been

squadcaster-g046_1_04-23-2024_103235:

Maybe your ghost will toss you one.

abby_1_04-23-2024_103234:

Hopefully. Alright, bye.

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