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WE’RE BACK! After a much needed catch-up/break, we’re ready to dive back in. On this episode of the My Sister Made Me Read It podcast, Amy and Abby quickly get into all the things they’ve been reading and watching this past month including the new part one of Bridgerton and the drool-worthy Maxton Hall. The sisters get into baby names, TikToks they've been loving, and a brief review of NEVER by Jessa Hastings.
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He's not happy. I had to just make him like a pillow fort.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Why is he not happy?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I just got home from work and he wants to be next to me. So I made him a little bed. Okay.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Where's Sunny?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138fucking know, she's probably on the couch like a normal dog. Or what she, no I bet exactly, I know exactly what she's doing. She's sitting by the back door. Just staring into the into the yard because I don't let them outside when I'm not watching them It's so funny, how are you?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I'm good.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138You look pretty we both have we both have like makeup on because we just worked all day
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I know
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138We never record like this
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I don't, like have had the worst like, I guess it's brain frog of like, I don't know what is going on in my life. Yesterday was just like nothing was working.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Like I had all these plans and like half my plans got canceled.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I've had days like that recently, too. I Had a
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137a little bit better.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138day so maybe it was No, it was Monday where I had to work at two and that's pretty early for me. Cause typically I go in by three, but like two for some reason feels like astronomically or earlier than three, I guess. Cause like I typically work at three, so I have my day planned out to like, have everything ready by three. So like that hour earlier just feels like I can't do it.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138So I was, I don't know what I did. I had something to do. And then I was like, okay, let me get ready for the gym and go to the gym. And then by the time I was like ready for the gym, I was like, I don't have enough fucking time. Like I don't have enough time. And it was like already like noon. And I feel like I have to like leave. I have to be at home like an hour before I have. Work so I like can get ready and leave so it's like I don't have enough fucking time So then I just sat at my house and waited till I had to leave for work and I was just was so frustrated Was so frustrated
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137is the worst.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138and then today was a weird day because I had to work at 11 today but I'm get to be home tonight, which is nice, but Yeah But yeah, I'm home I had a lot of meetings today and then we had um The local news come out today because we, they're featuring us as one of Charlotte's top wedding venues.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Oh
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137that's nice!
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah. So I had to do all that stuff today. So I'm home for the night and I'm very happy about it.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Are you gonna watch anything?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138And no, I'm probably going to read to be honest. Um, my, one of my coworkers was telling me about this show on Netflix or it's on Netflix. He thought it was on Netflix and he had me like searching everywhere for Netflix. Um, it's on prime. It's called them. I think it's an older, I think it's an old show, but it's like kind of coming back into like the ether, like right now.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137yeah,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138And, um, he finished, he just finished it. It's only two seasons. And he was like, what the fuck? It's like a, what the fuck kind of show. So I'm going to wait to watch it till I'm with mom. Cause I feel like she would like it. It sounds like up her alley. Yeah. So no, I'm not gonna watch anything.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137um, you bought, when you were here, you bought Dark Matter?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138They just came out with the show.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah, on
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yes.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137it's
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I know I'm going to read, I'm going to read the book this month.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138The thing about like, I feel like I've I'm behind on my reading. Do you feel like that? I'm very behind. I feel like my, I feel like I'm reading at a slower pace. I don't know if I have more going on in my life, which I do. I mean, I have, I'm so stressed out, but I don't know if it's just that, or if I've just like slowed down or if the books I'm reading are like more like are harder to get through.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Mm hmm.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I don't know, but I am behind. Do you know,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I feel the same way like May for me I only read four books in May and I usually read
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I usually read six and I read five in May. Um, how many have you read this year? Do you know?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I think I'm on my 25th Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I've
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137What are you
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_18013830.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Oh.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah, but you're also like writing them and doing all of that too. So.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah, I'm, my goal is 60 for the end of the year, I think.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Bitch, tell me why. So last year my goal was like 40 books and I, I surpassed it. I like read like 55 I think last year and this year, no thought behind it at all. Zero thought. I just like, I have like a very like OCD kind of brain sometimes. So like, if I think of something, I like have to just do it and not, you know. 84. That's just was the number that came to my head and I was like, well, now I have to read 84 books or someone's going to die.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah. So murder.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137guy being like, how do you think you're gonna die? And she was like, I'm gonna be murdered.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah. I feel her. I get it.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah, that
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138And it's definitely going to be a stranger. I don't, I totally understand that too. Hey Bubba, you want to come lay on your bed? Thank you so much. Lay down. Um, yeah, that's definitely going to be me.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I mean, hope not, but you know, for the plot,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I had to,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I'm reading The Things The Things We Leave Unfinished by Rebecca Yarrows. It's really I just
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138is that the book with the flowers on it?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137No, it's the one with the mailbox on it.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Okay.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137But it's like one of those that like it goes back in time. So it's like her grandmother's story and then her story. So it's kind of like historical.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Not for me.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137don't know. I usually am here for them, but this one I'm like halfway and I'm like dreading to even finish it.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138So I'm back in the Sarah J. Maas universe, um, right? As we know. So I took some time away and then I started Throne of Glass this month. And I'm halfway through the second one through I'm halfway through crown of midnight And it's so good, but I already feel myself Getting into a hole like I was with akatar like i'm not going to be able to read anything else you know
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138so but the um So i'm on crown of midnight now and then I want to do dark matter this month and I want to do i'm gonna well I'm going to read leather and lark Oh, excuse me, that was rude I'm drinking my double DP, carbonated up. Um, it was so funny yesterday. So Leather and Lark came out yesterday. It literally was released yesterday. It's the second book in the Butcher and the, um, Blackbird series. And, um, We were walking into the bookstore and it was such like a impromptu like bookstore trip. We were not planning on going, um, but we went and I was like, gosh, leather and Lark released today. I don't think anyone's going to have it though. Cause it's like the first day for some reason I just didn't think they would have it. So I was like, Oh, I don't think they're going to have it
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137books, they fly off the shelf,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138well.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137but
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138know. We are in Gastonia, so I don't know what I was expecting. So we're like walking around. I don't see it at first. Like they were just looking at other stuff. And then I was like, damn, I was like, damn, I really, I really wish they had leather and Lark. And Melanie goes, you wish they had what? And I turned around and she's like holding it up. And I'm like, I was so happy, but I'm waiting to do that one for my drive to Florida next week. Cause. I loved the first one in audio book. I listened to the auto audio book and it was done so well. Like they had like background noise and like the accents cause they have like Scottish accents and stuff. So I'm just, I'm excited. I'm going to listen to it. And when I drive, lay down, baby,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137that'd be good.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138lay down, Papa, right there on your spot.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Well, before we get into, I'll talk about my books. Let's intro because we haven't intro'd in like four episodes.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah, we should do like an intro. Um,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137We always
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138we should do an intro every single time.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138let's go baby. Well,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I am
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I'm Amy.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Um, No, so for this month Let me pull it
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138We've,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137because like I said, I'm reading
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138just been off. We've kind of just been all over the place.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah, like I'm trying to get back on
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah. Um, I just finished a book like a palate cleanser book called that time I got drunk and yeeted a love potion at a werewolf. And I have to tell you something,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137What?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138um, we have a, we have to apologize to miss, uh, Allie Hazelwood because nodding is a thing across the board, across the board. Sorry. I'm still like,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137this like become a thing?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138okay, I did some research.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I was about to
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138So, cause I was like, Ooh, not another, not. So, okay. It's so disgusting, but we're all adults. Let me talk about adult things. So like, I guess it's like a, it's an animalistic thing. So it is something that happens naturally in the world
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Mm hmm
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138with like dogs.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137gross, but
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah. So werewolves, like werewolves have like this not, so it's like just in all werewolf stories.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Interesting.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138it was, it happened in my story.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I don't I don't Like, read where of stories, so I wouldn't know.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I mean, me neither, but that's like the second werewolf story that I've read. So I think like we were just confused. Cause with the first one, we were like, what the fuck is going on? And then when I read the second one, I was like, okay, this is the thing. So then I start looking into it and I'm like, this is definitely a werewolf thing.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Just something we just didn't know. But yeah,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Odd.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138it's odd. It was, it was not as graphic in this one. It wasn't as graphic, but
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137That's
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138still strange. Enjoyed the story. It was very much like it was very reminiscent of like Ice Planet Barbarians type of like story. Just easy read, you know, it was funny. It was cute. But yeah, so silly. So, so, so silly.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I thought I had it written down, but I don't. But there's a stack on the other side of the
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Of what?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Of the books I'm reading next month.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138This month? We're in June. June.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Oh, yeah, this month. I'm reading Ninth House next.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138you?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah, let me go
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138You have to tell me if you like it or not because I look at that every time. It's just such an aesthetic looking series because there's two of them, I think. So.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138It's just looks really, really nice. They're so pretty. Oh, you got your whole stack.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah, I just grabbed all of it.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Did you buy that with me, right?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah, this is the one I bought when you were
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I forgot you bought them.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137by Bardugo, but I've heard it's really good and because watched, um, which we'll get into in a second, I watched Brax
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Max and Hall.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Maxton Hall. I'm like really into like school books.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Well, Max in the hall, I haven't stopped thinking about it.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I know, we're going to talk about it in a second. Okay. So yeah, so I'm going to read this one and then I bought this one too when I was with you. It's called Hannah Tate Beyond Repair.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Did you? Oh, that's the one from Georgia.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137yeah, the girls from
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138She is from UGA.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137and then this one is called the City of Good Death
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138me see.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137by Priyanka
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Okay.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137This one I found when I've been looking for an agent. Um, one of the agents I queried, she represents this author and I watched an interview of them and it seems really good. So Jose bought that for me and I'm going to read this one. Funny you should ask.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138You're not holding it in the camera.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Sussman.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Okay. Haven't not heard of that one. It's a very pink.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137It's very pink. And then I'm gonna read Arch Conspirator by Veronica Roth. It's one of her short stories.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138That looks, um, spooky.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah, I bought that a while ago. I think I bought that when I was in Charleston.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I just, I'm not going to plan out my month. I'm just going to go where the wind takes me.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137That's a good idea.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Because like, I feel like, because last month I planned it out. Like I, I planned out every month this year. And last month I fell off a little bit. So I didn't finish. Well, I started one that I didn't finish. I, I don't know. I've kind of honestly like veered away from horror.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Really?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what happened. If like my life is just really stressful right now. So like, it's just, I'm like a little bit more sensitive to things. Um, I started a book and it's extreme. It is like extreme horror. It's called Lovesick. And It was very short. So it's a hundred and like maybe 170 pages. So I was like, okay, I can do this. And I started reading it and I did like it, like it got me like pretty intrigued,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Mm
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138but I just was like, I don't know if I'm, I don't know if I want to finish this. Like I kind of was like feeling a little icky about it. It's like, kind of like, and I, well, I might go back to it at some point, just if I'm like one day I'm just sitting around and like, Oh, I just want some something to like kind of gross me out and spook me.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137hmm.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138it's kind of like, it's just, I don't know, it's kind of like rubbing me the wrong way. It's this guy, so it's about like this guy who is kind of like a loser, but he's like dating this girl for like four years. And then he finds out she's cheating on him. And he, instead of just like leaving her, like he like plots, like this horrific revenge on her, but like, it's like sick shit. It's Like he, he like basically, for example, he like goes and like finds like a prostitute who has HIV and like gets her HIV blood and like injects his girlfriend with it.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Oh my
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138So like gives her HIV, like, and basically I don't think anybody who's listening to this is going to fucking read this book, so I can spoil it, but he basically,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137alert.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138spoiler alert, we'll give you five minutes. Four, three, two, one. Um, he, he, he murders her, like she dies, but like she, he like murders her with like horrific sexual acts. So I don't think I'm going to finish.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137No, I don't think I
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138And like, that's kind of like, not what I thought it was like going into it. And then I like started like reading reviews and stuff and I'm like, I don't think I want to read this.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah. That's like, I just finished, um, Baby Reindeer the other
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Oh, did you.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137you watch all of it?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Sorry. I just got distracted. Um, I did.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137good. See, I felt that way about Baby Reindeer. Like, I did not like it at
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Did you finish it?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Really?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138didn't like it?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Which, like, stuff like that usually doesn't bother me, but for some reason, I think just how graphic it was, I was like, nah, I'm good.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138No, that one was difficult. And like, that's what I would tell people. Cause some people would like, fall off on the third episode. And like, the first three episodes of Baby Reindeer are so just like, getting to know like, the story and like, what's going on. And then episode four, it gets like, dark as shit.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138that's when it's kinda like, damn. Yeah. But I did. I finished it. It's very sad. Yeah.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137people think it's just like a stalking type
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138No,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137a lot more than that. It's not even about that.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138no, it's that was a difficult one. Yeah. Me and Melanie watched a really good documentary the other day. It was called, I think it was called American nightmare. And
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I've seen that
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138with a girl, no one believed them.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137With a
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138They called it like the gone girl case,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah, that one's so
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138It was so good and it made us both sob. Like, it's just scary. Like we both looked at.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137know, she She was on call her daddy. They should have interview on call her
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Was she,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137recently. Yeah
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138we, when we finished watching that, we both looked at each other and we were like, and we were crying and we were just like, what the fuck? Like the world is really against women. It's so scary.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138so, so, so scary. Like for her to sit there and say like, when I was like a child, I was sexually molested and was too scared to say anything. And then when I was nine years old, I was sexually molested worse. And said something and nobody believed me. And then now I was, my body was literally stolen from my home in the middle of the night, abused, raped, beaten, tortured, basically. And still nobody believes me.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138the fuck needs to happen for somebody to believe that this, these things happen to women. I just like, it's so scary.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138It's so scary. It's truly so scary.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137that case was so weird because it was like,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138It was so bizarre.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137story was so bizarre that I could see how they would be like,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Well, that's what I said to Mel. I said, it's so bizarre. Like it could go either way. Like this is so fucking weird. Like this has to be made up or it could be like, this is so fucking weird and specific. There's no way he can make this up.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah. Yeah. But it was, the problem was that they just honed in on him and they wanted it to be a certain
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138They just wanted to close it.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137But even at the end of the day, like, still look for her, and then still, like, find her, and then figure, like, I don't know, like, they just didn't do their jobs, but, yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138And then how horrifying would it be? Like, I would be so scared as parents to have babies that were girls. They had, like, two young girls. I would be like, how fucking I would like, told Mel, I was like, how scary would that be? Like, imagine how horrifying that is.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Ugh. That was a good one, though. Anyways, Max and Hall.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I was about to say, can we talk about
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Let me ask you this before we talk about Maxon Hall. Did you watch the new part one of Bridgerton?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138No, I'm not a
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137you didn't.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Bridgerton girl.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I. So like I've known Jose was going to go away for this business trip for a few weeks now. And so I was like, I'm going to wait to watch Bridgerton when he's gone. So I have something to look forward to. And then next week the part two comes out. So I was like, that's perfect. I'll watch the first and then I'll watch the next, next week. So before he left, I was like, I'm going to start Max and Hall. That way still watch my Bridgerton. Like, I think I'm going to restart it because have you ever just underestimated a show?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138you underestimate Max and Hall?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yes, I thought it was just gonna be like a stupid little show and I was like kind of had it on in the background when I was
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138No, you need to watch it.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Well, and then I started like after I watched I was on TikTok and stuff and people were saying like, Did you watch it like with the English dub over it?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137People were
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138To watch it in German
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137and German and have the English subtitles. So I'm going to re watch it that way, I
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I might too Cuz I did see like a tick tock of them just like in German and then have the English subtitles and it was it did seem better
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah. Cause sometimes like what they were saying,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138It didn't add up yeah
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137never added
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I was like trying to like
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138It was so good. So me and Chloe wanted to watch it together. And then like, we just couldn't get our schedules the same. So we just watched it separately, bro. Episode three of that show is literally one of the best episodes I've ever seen of anything.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137That's the pool
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yes.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I was like, I need to go back
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138No, I need to, I told Chloe, I was like, that one episode is going to be like my comfort watch for the rest of my life
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138they were in the car after the pool. Like just all of it.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Well, he was like holding her in the whole time. He's like, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. I was like, it's okay. You're okay.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138It's so good. No, it's so good.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137and then he was, what does he say? He says something like, Percy, is there a blanket in the boot? Then they like got like a sweatshirt.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138He's so, uh, he's just everything. And it's so funny. Cause like, I like don't like he is objectively attractive,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138he's not like that, like he looks like a kid still a little bit. Did you think that like he still looks fairly young?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137In real life, he's my age. He's 25 in real
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah. I mean, that's still,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137But like, I saw like a collage of like, it was like TV show boyfriends and it had like the guys from, um, Summer I Turned Pretty and like all kinds of places like that. He's objectively the most attractive out of all of them.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138But it was like, he would do certain things and be like, Ooh, that was hot. And then he would do other things and I was like, Ooh, you look like a little baby. But I loved that show. I loved that show. It was so good.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137apparently they're dating. I think they're dating in real life.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138That'd be really fun.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I don't, I think I was expecting it to be good cause it was like so hyped up, but like it was very good.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137sometimes shows are like hyped up, but it was like every episode something was
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah, so it's gonna be, there's gonna be a season two.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah, but did you see it's not coming out until 2025?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Why?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137No, 2026.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Why? Why do they do that?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137this one, apparently this one was filmed in
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138What the fuck?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137So I don't know if it's like Because it is like a Dutch show like if it's gonna be released in Dutch and then like the whole like English dubbing takes a lot Longer,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Maybe.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137don't know, but I was reading on it after
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Damn, that sucks.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137and it's based off of a book
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah, I know, but it's not in translated.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137yeah, it's in Dutch.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Damn, that sucks. But it's so good. Like, I really loved it.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137It was really good. Yeah, so like I I Watched that and then I finally watched Bridgerton last night
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138like it? Well, it's only half of this show, right?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137It was only four
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Mm hmm.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137and like The whole thing, everyone's like, Oh, the carriage scene, the carriage scene was so good. Okay. The last 10 minutes of the fourth episode, he fingers her in a
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138That's it?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137and, and like, so the whole thing, I know you don't watch Bridgerton. The whole thing is like Colin and are going to be like a friends to lovers trope. So like, In this season, she wants to find a husband
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Are they all,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137you find a
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138are they all different storylines or are they all intertwined?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137They're all like, so like, it's all based off of like the Bridgerton family. And so like the first season was like the, the oldest daughter. It was about like the oldest daughter. The second season was about the oldest son. And then now it's about Colin, who's the third child.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Who's the hot black guy? That was the first one.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137that was the
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I watched that season.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138remember it.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137all like in this family, but
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138And then wasn't there like a, like a XOXO gossip girl lady? That's Penelope.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137That's Penelope, so that's who's going like to be with Colin. That's who I'm talking about for the season. That's, they're coupled up, but like the way it was was like She wants to find a husband, he's helping her find a husband, and then it's like him kind of realizing that he has feelings for fucking three episodes. then she finally finds a husband in the fourth episode, and he's like, you can't marry him. Like, that type of bullshit. And so then, like, he ruins the, like, proposal. Sorry if you haven't watched the spoiler alert. He ruins the proposal. And then like, she like runs away all upset. They get in this carriage. I'm not kidding. It's the last 10 minutes of the episode. He fingers her in this carriage and then like, they show, they get to like their house and he climbs out and she's like, where are you going? And he was like, come with like, come inside. And she's like, I'm not going inside like your family's house. And all of a sudden he goes, Penelope, are you going to marry me or not? And it's like, You fingered her in a carriage and now you propose this way? Like, what the fuck? Like, and so like, there's gonna be four more
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138That's where it ends. It's like, are you not gonna marry me? I just finger blasted you.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah, then it ends. And it's like, okay, the whole reconnection was sweet, but like, there was like, no development of your relationship, which I guess it will be in their engagement period and like he starts to find out that she's Lady Whistledon. But
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Scandal.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I was, I was like, this fucking sucked. I just want to watch Maxton
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138No, literally. I was probably hyped up so much. That's why I don't know.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137it was.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138And then I feel like people who read books, cause like, and this is not a hot take at all like shows and movies compared to books are so lackluster because like when you're reading a book, there's so much more detail. Like I always think of like red, white and Royal blue compared to the fucking movie. Not that it was a great high budget movie, but like. There's Red White and Royal Blue is such a great book. And then like all of it's left out in the movie. And I feel like that's kind of like a common thing. And then when you're reading, you just feel things deeper. Like you form more of a connection with people.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I don't know. I feel like some, some things are hyped up more by like people who don't read very much.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I think one day I'll, I'll read all the Bridgerton series because people say they're really, they're written really good. But I just feel like Bridgerton kind of is like riding this hype and like, they put emphasis on the wrong things. Like, We still need a storyline at the end of the day. It still needs to be interesting, like, I was bored throughout the first few episodes of like, okay, what's gonna
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah. No,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Like, like, every that's already known. So it's like, that's not gonna be the big you can't have that be the big surprise.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I don't know. It's just not for me. I don't. I don't know. I haven't watched much TV. Like I watched the Maxon hall. Cause it was like a huge thing on Tik TOK and shit. So I watched that and I'm glad that I watched it. But like, besides that, Oh, you know what I watched, we had like a girl's night and we watched it.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Hmm. Oh, was that
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138It is so good. You need to watch it.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Where'd you watch
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138It's on Amazon prime. We paid for it. It was like 14 bucks.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Oh,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138So me and Megan split it. Yeah. It is so good. Like, and it's like, it's good because it's like steamy. Like that obviously makes it good. And it's, but it is a good storyline and like, it will just the way it's shot, like cinematically, it's so good.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138it's just really good. Like I'm going to watch it again. It's so good. I really loved it.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137to see it. I've been waiting
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah. The acting is really good. Like Me and Megan literally would just had like our knees to our chest. Like the whole movie, like it is so good. You don't know what's going to happen. Like it's very unexpected. Like it's shot in like different timelines. So it's kind of like goes like through like a bunch of different timelines of their lives. Like it's really good.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I, um, just finished, well not just, I finished last month, Carrie Soto is Back by Taylor Jenkins
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Mm hmm.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Taylor Jenkins Reads,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138You started that when I was at your house.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137five
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Really?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137And I never give a book five stars.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138What is it even about?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137It's similar. It's not like the threesome aspect that challengers has, but it's like similar to challengers this
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Uh huh.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137But, um, it's about Carrie Soto and she like has this infamous career and then she retires
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Tennis.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137she's retired. Tennis and tennis. Yeah. And when she retires, this other girl comes and it's like about to beat her record. So she decides that she's going to start training again to like, up her record. And so her dad has always been her trainer. And so her, it's about like her and her dad training for this again. And it kind of explains, I didn't know like anything about tennis and the way she writes it and explains it to you is like, I feel like. I probably couldn't recite it to you now, but when I was reading I was like, oh, I get this. Like I understand tennis, which I think was, is really
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138You're like, I literally am going to be at the U S open next year. Thank you so much. That's how I felt like literally when we were watching challengers, me and Megan were like, should we start playing tennis?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137yeah, yeah. But so it goes through like, there's like four huge tournaments throughout the year and she has to win at least one of them
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Okay.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137like up her record. so it goes by each tournament, like the, the training that goes along with it. And then it has like a love story on the side, but the love story is like an addition. Like it's not about the love story really, but it was just written so well. And like, I just got so hooked into it. I wanted to keep reading
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Hmm.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137but definitely a five star. And I
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Okay.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137a while,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138What did I read last month? That was a five star.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137of my favorite authors though. So it's easy to give a five
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138like, I don't know, like right now at this point in my life, like just basic Fiction like the genre just like fiction. There's no like special like sub genre like it's
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137like a story.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138just get I just can't it's boring
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I can't like get into it. Like I need something like I feel like, um, the glow was just fiction
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138like story
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137was, that was too literary for
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Or like I don't know like I need like something give me something
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah, I think Jenkins reads, like, borders literary fiction and, like, regular fiction, but She does a really good job of modernizing everything and her characters are so rich that, like, they kind of carry the story.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Mm
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Carrie Soto in this book is, like, not a likable character. Like, people fucking hate her and she's, like, so upfront about it of, like, I'm not here to make you guys
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138hmm.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137and so it was, like, almost refreshing to read a character like that. But, yeah, I would say if you don't like plain fiction probably wouldn't be your favorite, but
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137If you're in the tennis mood.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah, that's a good one.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Let's
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I am trying to prep for like, because I'll be in Florida for a while, so I'm gonna bring
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138a couple things to get through. Oh man, look at us.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I know.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138It's nighttime.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Mm hmm.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138What else is going on? I saw the funniest TikTok the other day. You know, um, who Nara Reid is? The girl who like makes everything from scratch?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yes.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Isn't her name Nara Reid?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137What do you mean makes everything from scratch? Like food, or?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah, like food, like everything. Nora Smith. You know what a crazy head singe? You know this girl. Here's everything I prepped to make my week just a little bit easier. I started off by making some Cheez Its. Once the dough came together, I refrigerated it for about an hour while I prepped all my other things. She's making Cheez Its. I do about two or three loaves a week. I scored my bread and then popped it in the oven for 45 minutes before letting it cool. She just makes
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Its with carrots?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138She's just making Cheez Its, bro. Hold on. Like, she literally makes everything from scratch. Find some shit, it's so fucking funny. Like, one day she woke up and was like, Uh, my, and people, I mean, she's great, but like, people will like, make fun of her sometimes and be like, Um, They'll just like, make parody videos, but she has like, a toddler and she just gave birth. And she'll be like, my toddler woke up this morning and he was craving Cinnamon Toast Crunch. So I started the dough at 6am and like make Cinnamon Toast Crunch like from fucking scratch. And she, and people will comment and be like, what kind of toddler is waiting for dough to proof before their breakfast? Like.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137no kidding.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138see. Her husband's been craving barbecue chicken pizza and he wanted to order it for dinner tonight, so I decided to get a head start and just make it myself. I never thought I'd be making barbecue chicken pizza as a European, but here we are. God forbid!
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137As a European.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138She said, I started to make my dough. It has to rest for two hours. So I started to make my barbecue sauce. She's making bark. She just opened a can of tomatoes, bitch. Like she makes everything from scratch. It's insane. You got to follow her. You got to follow her. It's hysterical, but like, like, Oh, and then you should see her husband. Her husband looks like he's straight out of a different decade. Hold on. She posted a video.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137they Amish?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138No. And she's like 22. But like he like posted she posted a video this one I'm just gonna show you what he looks like cuz it made me fucking laugh my ass off But he like ran out of his moisturizer so she was like he just decided to get up early and make his own and we have some lard from the Organic cows we shipped in from Europe on Thursday morning, and he's it's like fucking crazy Look Moisturizer that he usually uses and he didn't love it enough to repurchase. So he just decided to make his own He combined some beef tallow and beeswax in a metal bowl and let the top melt over some boiling water Look at him though Please look at this man You can see I melted beeswax and beef tallow before giving that a good stir to cool off the heat. And adding the last three things, which was some vitamin E, which is a kind of aromatic acid, and glycerin. He made two cups after adding each ingredient, and at the end just mixed it until it was all combined. But to find nature's secret, he made sure to fill it with water. He made sure to fill it with water. Bitch. Look at them putting it on their face.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah, I've never seen her.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Really? I can't believe you've never seen her.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Uh uh. Is
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138why I started talking about her. Okay. So she has three kids now and they have like the weirdest names. And there was this video that she made and it was like baby names I loved, but didn't use,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137this how this trend started?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I don't know, but oh my God, some of these names are so wild. So her son's name, just guess, take one guess of what you think her son's name is. He's like a three year old, his name is slim, easy, his name is slim, easy Smith.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137that's like a rap name.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I am going to find this video because it's honestly crazy. Oh, here. Her daughter's name is Rumble Honey Smith. And like, no shade, no shade, no shade, but Rumble Honey Smith.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I'm thinking about hyphenating my last name. And I'm like, fuck that's long.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Okay, okay, now listen.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137God dang.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Be so fucking for real. Be so fucking for real. Okay, here's her baby. Look, she's literally holding the baby's head. This is the baby.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137What?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Her baby's name is Whimsy Lou Smith.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Whimsy.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138And I'm just going to read you because I, I wrote down a list of the names that she mentioned. I'm just going to read them to you.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Okay.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138The first one is afternoon.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137She didn't like the morning?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138She prefers afternoon. She almost named her newborn baby afternoon. What? Okay. Afternoon. Bow. Not as bad. Still strange. Tink, tink.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Does she like Tinkerbell?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Lemon. She's very into fruit names. She said lemon, plum, or clementine.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Clementine's okay. I've thought about that for a name for a character.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138And lemon, I don't hate, but I like lemmy. I don't like lemon.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I like the name Lenin.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138yeah, we're talking about lemon, like a fruit.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138That's insane. Pepper, not as bad, but still kind of insane. Dawn, like the morning dawn.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137name. Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I can't. These last two are never going to get old for me. Never. Frosty. Frosty. She almost named her daughter Frosty. This last one's my favorite one.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Okay.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138She also, I didn't write this down. She also said that she wanted to name her, her newborn baby, baby, just baby, just B A B Y.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137baby. No creativity.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138How strange, how strange is that?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137that's like dirty dancing. Dirty Dancing, the main character's name is Baby,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I don't know, man. That's so fucking weird. So it got me thinking, do you have a, a baby names list?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah, but Jose has it on his
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Oh my God. Are you okay? Do you need to be rescued? He seems to have everything. Is he in charge of all of everything?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137No.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I started a baby name list two days ago because this got me thinking I've never had a baby name list. I've always had some baby names like in my brain, but I changed my mind so much, but I saw a baby name that I loved. So I've started a list.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Okay, let's hear it. I just asked Jose to share it
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Okay. Let me pull it up.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137gets it to me.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Let me see. And I literally changed my mind all the time on, on like names. Capri.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137It's not horrible.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138it. Capri.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137a pre for a middle name.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Capri could be a cute middle name. I've always loved the name Anastasia.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I was just about to say, do you still like
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah, I love that name. I love the name, um, um, what can I think of it?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137You like the princess
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138It'll come to me.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137liked
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I like the name Celine. I like the name. Okay, so I love the name Solea. which means sun. It means like sunshine in Italian. I think. Don't fact check me. I'm pretty sure.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138pretty sure. And then call her like Soli. I think that's cute. Solea Capri is cute. Solene.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Well, they used to be YouTubers. named their daughter Solene.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138That's cute.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137they call her Sol,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138What was the lady's name in the idea of you? Because it wasn't Sloan. It was like, it was something like that.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137yeah, it was something like that. think it was, was it
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I think it was Solene. Is that a French name?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I think
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I think it was Solene now that I, now that I think about it.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Let's see. Yeah,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137S O L E N E.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Um, that's pretty much all I got. Okay. But, but this one thing, have you ever heard of like the phenomenon of like women having dreams about childbirth and then them dreaming that they have a baby and then they wake up and it was a dream, but they like grieve the child. Apparently, it's like a worldwide phenomenon. And this happened to me years ago. And like nobody but like my girlfriends know about it, but I had a dream and I, what's weird is I remember it vividly to this day. We were talking about it today, which is why I'm bringing it up.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137so you had a baby and it died,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138No, I just had a baby in my dream, but I woke up.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Oh, okay.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah. But I think about this baby every day. Okay. I had a dream and I remember vividly. I was pregnant and. Um, can you, do you know how to like beep over people's names?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137No, but I could figure
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I think you could. Okay. It was baby
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Okay.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138because I remember it was his, because I remember his two children were there.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138So his two children were there. I was having his baby. He was not there figures. And dad was there and I'm giving birth in a water tub. And I remember talking to dad about his children. You know what, now that I think about it, maybe it wasn't And maybe this is just my future because I always said that I'm a second wife. And I think, I think maybe my husband has children already and like,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138to get married to him after he gets divorced. I think that's how my life is going to end up,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138and like, maybe that was just like my, maybe I like crossed over into another timeline. And like, those are my future stepchildren. Anyways,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138remember talking to dad about the boys that were already there, my stepchildren, and saying how I was so excited to have this baby because they were going to look like them. They were little mixed babies. And like, I was just excited and I was like showing daddy my stepkids and I was like, he's going to look like this. And I was like having a baby boy and I had this baby and it was a boy and I named him Frankie. I don't know why I named him Frankie, but we talk about Frankie all the time. And I remember like waking up and being so devastated that I did not have Frankie and I still think about him. And like,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137crazy.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138always said to my girlfriends, like they, they will be like, they'll like, remember. Cause I was like, literally I like sobbed. I was sad for like, and I didn't like understand why, but I was like so devastated and like Bailey and Megan will tell you. Like Amy was like sad for like two weeks after the Frankie dream. Like it was like a life altering moment. And we were talking about them. This I'll talk about Frankie this morning. And I was like, I swear to God, my firstborn is going to be named Frankie or his middle name or her middle name is going to be named Frankie.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I like the name. So Jose's mom likes the name Francesca, which is not my favorite, but I've always liked the name Francesco and you call him Frankie.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Have you, I saw a Tik TOK the other day, um, and it was this Italian guy and his name was Frederico. I thought it was cute. Really,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137had a dream like that. I've had dreams where I have like kids, like I have a baby and they're always girls. I've never had a boy. Yeah. Which I think, Okay. I don't know. I've always thought we would have a girl first. I don't know. We don't really care. I'm going to be the type of person that I don't want to find out. I'll probably find out when I get
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138really?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah. But Jose sent me this list. Let me see. Yeah. I don't think I've ever had something like that
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah, it was horrible. It was horrible.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137we have a whole list. Okay. You
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah, just rapid fire some.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Vinchenzo.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138classic.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137And he goes by Enzo. Yeah. Or Vinny. Amelia. I've always liked Amelia. Rosalia. but Elliot for a
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Okay, Elliot's kind of left field, I feel like.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah. Um, Jose likes Paolo.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Oh, I like Paolo.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Um, Elias,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Elias. I
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Nikolai, and then for middle names, I love the name Santiago and call him Santi.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138love Santi.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137But Jose's like, I don't like that as
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I love Santi. That's cute.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137uh, Joseph
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138That's too white.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I know it's like a, it's like an inside thing with Jose and I, because Jose in my phone is named
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah. Oh, okay, I get it.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137he put Lino, I've never heard Lino.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Lino.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137And then Lino, L I N
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138The fact that your sweet, sweet husband is walking around on this earth just adding names to a
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137names,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138list that you don't know about, that is, that's probably one of the sweetest things I've ever heard.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137that's Jose. And then for a middle name for a girl is Julia, but spell it G I U L I A,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Okay, I don't love that.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138You know what that bitch has made me, I don't know, I think, okay, I'm not going to say that because I'm scared that's a slur.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Okay. We go through it like, every few months we'll be like, okay, let's pull out the list and go through it. We used to have like, what was the other one? Bruno. We used to have Bruno on there. I don't like Bruno anymore. Names are so hard. Like, when it comes down to naming my child, I'm gonna struggle. I just know I am.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138They are so hard, but the thing that kind of, cause like I changed my mind so much, do you hear her? She's a psychopath. The thing about names though, like, I mean, not as important as naming children, but like naming dogs. Like I've never regretted either of my dog's names because they like just are them. They just are those names.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137really
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah. So it's like, I don't know. I feel like by naming like my baby, it's like, I think they'll just like be that name.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138not, if like you hang out with your baby for like three weeks and you're like, it's not giving like Enzo,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137a
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138then just change it.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138You know?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138But yeah, those are my top three I think is, but I don't have any boy names. It's just, I don't know
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Frankie. You're Frankie.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138but I don't know if I want that to be like a first name. Cause I don't know. I feel like me and you are going to have like more exotic named children. And like, I think Amanda's going to have more like, um,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Manna
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138classic names.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137and Penelope, I think.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah. I think those kids will be more like classic named and I don't know. I want to pull some spice.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137we definitely want to lean into the, like, Italian
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Hispanic. Yeah.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137root names.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah. I want to lean into more like of the like Italian Mediterranean vibe. I don't know.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137cause like Jose and I, and now you have this too. Like, I don't know if you feel this way. I love my name. I think it fits me really well, but like we both just have such simple
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I know. I wish I had some
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Like
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138literally
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137and
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Amy Jean. Are you fucking serious? For what reason? Cause
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137it was the funniest shit he like found out like two months ago, like he
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I don't give Amy Jean energy.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Like, That's,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137help. I know. Mom just gave us all the white names. Mom gave me Marie. You run into a girl on the side of the street. Her name is probably
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138and Lynn, at least mine's different,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137That's true.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138you know what? It's okay. It's totally fine. It's fine. I think it's funny. Cause like I have like the whitest name on earth, Amy Jane. It just sounds country.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138country. But like, I don't know. People call me Jean. People call me Amy Jean. I don't mind it. It's cute. It's cute, but what the fuck? Give me some culture. It's like Amy Jean Pretorati. And it's like, what, where the fuck did that come from?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah. I don't know. I don't know.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Well, I'm going to be Abby Marie Prederotti Munoz. Like,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah. That's a fucking mouthful.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137two names and then the most exotic names you could think of.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I think Maria is not as white.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137No, but it could have been Maria,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138have been Maria. Yeah. That would have gave you a little more pizzazz.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137a little bit.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I don't know. That shit's funny. Does Jose have a middle name? He does.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Jose Juan,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah, I mean, classic, right there.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137classic.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Classic.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137it. He hates it.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Jose Juan. It doesn't even go together.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137His dad's Jose Juan as
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138grandfather's probably Juan Jose.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I forget what his grandfather's name is, but it's not. It's something different. Probably like, I think it's Edgar.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Shut the fuck up.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137And then like, when Jose's little brother was being born, they let Jose, Jose was five. When his brother was born, they let Jose choose the name for the baby and Jose chose Brian.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Did they give him options? Was Brian just in his head? Did he just watch a TV show with someone named Brian?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137like. Did you just like make a friend in kindergarten? His name was Brian. He was like, I think I
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Just like Brian till the day I die. He's like, I loved that guy. Brian was my dude.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah. Kind of.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138That's really funny that they did that. I'm
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137they stuck with it and like, we're like, okay, his name's
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138like no other option.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137But like his, like, it's funny because his name matches
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138It does. It does. But it is very strange.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137it is very
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138That's so funny. Could never be me. I'm so too much of a control freak. There's no fucking way.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137No,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138women and like people who like, I don't know why I just said women. That was really weird when people, people who like write like names on tennis balls and throw them and let their dogs run and get it.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I get the lore. I do. I think it's cute. I think it's sweet. No. And like, sometimes they're like, well, I wouldn't have like wrote, written a name on there. I didn't like, and I'm like, but still
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137but still they bring back the tennis ball and then I'd be like,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Uh,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137that
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138go get another one. It's like when like you can't decide on what to eat and someone's, you're like, should I have pizza or a hot dog? And someone's like pizza and you're like, Oh, I really wanted a hot dog. You know what I mean?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137exactly Yeah,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138you just need like the help figuring out what you didn't want. And maybe that's, maybe that's why people do those things. Yeah.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I don't know
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138So are we, are we going to read a book together ever again? No,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Do you want to read Ninth House with me? Oh, okay.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138too big.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137that's
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138And I have like so many big books that I'm reading. We should read dark matter together.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Is that one
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138No. Would you want to read that?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah, I'd be interested. What's it about?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138It's about,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137to tell you my business proposition.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138it's about, okay. I'll find the, I'll find the synopsis and I'll read it. Cause I know you struggle.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Here, I got it.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Are you sure you can read?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Fuck you. Yes. Um, Jason Dessen is walking home through a chilly Chicago streets one night looking forward to a quiet evening in front of the fireplace with his wife Daniella and their son Charlie when his reality shatters. Are you happy with your life? Those are the last words Jason Dessen hears before the masked abductor knocks him unconscious. Before he awakens to find himself strapped to a gurney surrounded by strangers in hazmat suits. a man Jason's never met smiles down at him and says welcome back my friend world He's woken up to Jason's life is not the one he knows his wife is not his wife His son was never born and Jason is not an ordinary college physics professor But a celebrated genius who has achieved achieved something remarkable something impossible. Is it this world or the other? That's the dream and even if the home he remembers Remembers is real, how can Jason possibly make it back to the family he loves? The answers lie in the journey more wondrous and horrifying than anything he could have imagined. that will force him to confront the darkest parts of him, even as he battles a terrifyingly, seemingly unbeatable foe. Matter is a brilliantly plotted tale that is at once sweeping and intimate, mind bendingly strange and profoundly human. A relentlessly surprising science fiction thriller about choices, paths not taken, and how far we'll go to claim the lives we dream of.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138What'd you say?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Instead of we dream of. I'll read that with you.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Okay, cool. We can read that.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I gotta go pick it up.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I, um, we can just like mention Never because we'd never talked about it. We both read Never and, um,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137That was an interesting
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138yeah, the longer I sit on it, the more I like it, I think. But I think the only reason I, I like like it, like it was frustrating. It was a frustrating read. I felt like a lot of things didn't make sense. It ended abruptly. Unexpectedly, it was longer than it should have been. Um,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I don't not like it. Like, it wasn't my favorite book, but it's, I didn't, are you
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138yeah.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Oh, something just made a noise.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Oh, it was my dog.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137uh, I did not like it because of the ending. I just didn't like it throughout the book. Like, I didn't, it was written fine. I just felt like the characters were very surface level. Like, Peter Pan, I think, was supposed to be, like, a unlikable character, but, like, it felt like an artificial unlikable character.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138know. He was pretty unlikable to me from the jump,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137No, he was unlikable, but, like, I wasn't, like, sitting here hating him. I was sitting here being, like, this feels
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138but I didn't like either of them really. They both had issues.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137either.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I mean, but like, I think, cause I know her writing it's by Jessa Hastings and I love her as an author. Like Magnolia Parks is one of my all time favorite series of all time. All time favorite series of all time. And she writes, it's very like the, it's very different. Magnolia parks is much better than never was, but the way it ends is unexpected. And when you read Magnolia parks, you're going to understand what I mean. So like it gives like, okay, when's the next one? I want to re I want to get my hands on the next one. Yeah,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137That's fine.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138but yeah, not great, but there's not much to fucking talk about with it.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Besides that.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah. Anything else you'd like to talk about? No, I'm good.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I don't believe so, I don't.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Oh, I have, I have one more thing. You haven't seen this.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138What is that? Am I supposed to know what this is?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137This is all over TikTok. I'm going to send this to you. It's these kids in Ireland made this song and it's like going
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Abby, we have completely different for you pages. I want you to know that. Like, drastically different.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137someone commented, kids bop in real silence since this dropped.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Oh my god, they're cute.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137They're so little.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138That's really funny.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137And then, do you know who Roz Hernandez is?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138No.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Oh my god, you're going to love this person. Okay. she, I think she goes by she. Um, Does like paranormal stuff like she
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138That's funny, I can't wait to watch that.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137to before and It's so fucking this this video is so funny. Let me just see It just said F word. The gay one. What do you think of gay people? Free.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138During pride month?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137You're being
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138dare they?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137We hear you. What color is Roz's dress? Black. They both said red. Red. Red. This isn't red, this is magenta. Okay. It's a man for sure, he doesn't know what magenta is. Yeah, I have a feeling you don't know magenta. Can we talk to someone that has good taste? Hi! Okay, thank you. Girl, listen, whoever
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Girl, listen.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137to does not know fashion.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138That's funny.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I think it's so
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138That's so funny. No, my for you page is all, um, this guy. Who is this guy? Oh, Drew Starkey.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I don't know who
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138You should do. He's Rafe from Otter Banks.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Oh, you love
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138I love him.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I guess I couldn't see him from far.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138That's my, that's my for you page. I don't know why they're fucking barking. That's my free page. Or, um, have you seen like the things with like the friendship lingo and like they put it on their heads?
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Yeah, I've
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Me, we didn't videotape it, but we, uh, me and Bailey and Megan have a whole list that we started. I'm going to read you some.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Did you do a Grot Tim?
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138No, we don't say that. Okay. So this is for when, I don't know how the fuck we started saying this shit. Okay. This is for when men follow through on something that we were just being a silly girl about. Oh.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Mm hmm.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138And then one of us will be like, like if we're texting like a guy and they like try to like meet up with us or something. And like, we literally just wanted to flirt. We'll look at each other and be like, I girlbossed too close to the sun.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137ha!
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Okay. And then, um, When men say literally, quite literally anything at all, like when they say anything and like, it's cause anything comes out of their mouth is so dumb. Or like, if they say anything, like, I don't want to get canceled, but anything that's like emotional, we'll like look at each other and be like, men used to go to war. We say like men used to go to war and build houses. What are we doing? Or if like a man sends us like a selfie, we'll be like, men literally used to go to war. And there's selfies.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137mirror pic.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah. Um, so when one of us, like of us three is like hanging out with somebody outside of the friend group, or when we're like, we see each other talking to someone we don't like, we'll literally look at her and be like, Oh, so you're friends with her. Yeah.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137y'all do that.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Oh, this is funny when men do something weird or like show too much eagerness about us. We say, you're scaring the hoes. You're scaring the hoes. These are all so fucking funny.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137They're
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138These are all so funny. Okay, I gotta, I gotta show you another one. Um, oh my God, this one cracks me the fuck up just because it's, we'll never get old. Um, when someone says something I don't understand, like if, like we can't hear them or like we don't understand what they're saying, we'll just go, he no canna swim. Or, um, okay, last two, last two, I'll tell you, um, when one of us is acting like fucking weird or like super diabolical, this is like when me, Megan and Bailey are all together and like, say like Megan's or like Bailey's like doing something fucking weird. We'll just like me and Megan all look at each other and be like, do you know her? Okay. Last one. When someone does or eats something disgusting or like something just completely vile. We'll just go, jail, straight to jail, straight to jail.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137I've heard you say that one.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah, we're fucking stupid. Megan's favorite one, this is Megan's favorite one, and this one is so fucking funny because like I've woken up from a nap one time and Bailey and Megan are just going back and forth like not understanding each other in the group chat. Megan says this the most when there's like when she encounters like any type of like emergency or like, um, Inconvenience, she'll just text us and just like be like they hit the pentagon And it just means like SOS like emergency and like what I always know that Megan says that but like one time I don't know if Bailey was fucking high off her ass or what but she was like wait Can we get back to what happened at the Pentagon? Like she was like, genuinely concerned that like there's a terrorist attack. Yeah.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Oh
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah. But we say those things. It's very silly, but you know, he no can assume it's my favorite one.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137That's the
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Yeah. And I say it a lot. I say that a lot. He no can assume he no can assume.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Alright, uh,
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138yeah. We'll try it. Let's try to like, get more on. Schedule,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137We're going to try to kind of
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138follow more of like an outline while
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137please with us.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138we restructure,
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137all information can be found at my sister, Maybe Read It podcast. Amy is amyprettorati. I am abbyprettorati on Instagram. All of that information is going to be down below in the show notes. Rate us on the platform you're listening on. great.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138that'd be great.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Just about it.
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138That's about it. Home dogs. You know, we're just going to be out here living life, laying in the sun like little lizards. Um, yeah, just going to keep on living, you know, just maybe walk around barefoot, you know, get some ground on your toes. Yeah. Shake your tits, baby.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Think da da da da da da da. I doubt it. Da da da da da da
squadcaster-dc3b_1_06-05-2024_180138Okay, on that note, have a great day.
abby-host62_1_06-05-2024_180137Bye.
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