The Grammys, an ONYX STORM Update, Touching, and SpongeBob Squarepants

On this episode of the My Sister Made Me Read It podcast, the sisters get into the 2025 Grammys. All the winners and performances, including Ye’s wife, Bianca’s, dress? Abby gives an update on where she’s at in ONYX STORM and promises to be done next week for Valentine’s Day. Amy tells an embarrassing story that happened at the gym, and some experiences recently at her yoga studio. And ofcourse they finish it off by discussing their experiences rewatching SpongeBob Squarepants!

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apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 0:38

I just had my hair like that and I took it down.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 0:40

Oh, hey, we're, we're going, we're rolling.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 0:42

Yeah, I just turned it on.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 0:43

realized I, Oh, so sorry. I just realized I still have my shoes on. I'm like kind of a mess.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 0:49

Oh.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 0:50

You know, I like recently changed my, um, from like where I sit when we record to like this little area

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 0:57

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 0:57

I love it.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 0:59

Do you? Do you like those chairs?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:01

Yeah.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:02

Good.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:03

the other one in my bedroom, but yeah, I like the chair. I could like prop my feet up and I've got like a little blanket and I just kind of sit and chat.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:10

Fun.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:11

It's so fun.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:13

my face look so red still?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:15

It does look a little red, but it looks better.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:17

It looks really greasy too.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:19

a little rashy yesterday.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:21

I, uh, went into the store and bought, uh, what is it called? So the CeraVe, like, gentle cleanser and the moisturizer. Like, just like the lotion that goes with it.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:33

Uh

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:33

Cause people online said it was like the best when you're having like a reaction to something.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:38

so weird. I FaceTimed Abby yesterday and she answered and I like, had like a jump scare.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:43

It wasn't that. It wasn't a jump scare.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:46

in the middle of having an allergic reaction on her face.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:49

It I've

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:50

do we think it was?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:51

I don't know still like I have thought about it because I even talked to mom last night and I was telling her how I Made some like English muffins out of my sourdough starter and she was like, well, maybe it was that and I was like Well, I didn't eat any of it, but she's not wrong in the sense of like I did touch it But I don't remember touching my face after and then I really think it was just I shaved my face So I think it was either The razor or the razor with a combination of the face stuff like I used like, um that morning I had used a tinted moisturizer that had SPF in it

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 2:30

Mm

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 2:31

and I and it's newer but I have used it a handful of times

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 2:35

That has

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 2:35

And so I think it was probably a combination of that but like I it's not like yeah, like it's not patches of like red anymore, but it's still like little dots everywhere.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 2:46

That's so strange.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 2:48

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 2:49

Oh,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 2:49

And I'm really oily. Like I have nothing, like I literally don't, didn't do anything on my face today.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 2:55

You're shiny McShine Shine.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 2:57

Yeah. So after this, I'm going to

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 3:00

like a freshly shined loafer.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 3:03

appreciate it. Pure oil.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 3:08

It's okay.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 3:09

But

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 3:10

It

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 3:11

yeah. Yeah. I was going to say something. I forgot. I don't know. You were at work?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 3:18

Yeah. I worked today. Um, it's so funny cause I've been going in like later and later and later and later like every single day. It's been like I was supposed to, well I was going in at like 9 and then I was like, fuck this, I can't do it, I have to go in at 12. And now I'm like getting there by like 1, 1. 30.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 3:36

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 3:37

Like, just whenever I get there. So I'm staying a little bit later, but yeah. I just got

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 3:43

That

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 3:44

I can't stop yawning, holy shit.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 3:46

was me last night. We

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 3:49

I just got home, just ate a little something and now I'm chatting with you. What's going on? What'd you do today?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 3:58

ran a lot of errands today. I've officially swapped teams and I am on the Owalla team and not Stanley team.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 4:07

You're so weird, you

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 4:08

That's a lie.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 4:08

the grain.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 4:09

No, that's a lie. I still have my Stanley, but I had part I had bought Jose an Owalla water bottle because he is very much like a water bottle guy. Like, I like a straw. He likes to like tilt back and like chug his water.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 4:24

a fucking weird, strange thing.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 4:27

and so. I, I bought it for something. I think it was like he got like a big deal at work and I was like, I kind of want to get him like a little something. So I like went and bought him one and to help with him drinking water and stuff. And he loves it. Like, and I've tried it and I really like it. Cause it has, like you can tilt back and chug the water or you can also just kind of like sip and it has a straw.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 4:48

You should have

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 4:49

And so,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 4:50

you should have gotten him a Swell water bottle, cause they're women owned.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 4:54

Oh, well, see, I didn't know that.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 4:56

The more you know.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 4:58

But, um, When I go to the gym, I don't like, like carrying my big Stanley around and like worrying about tipping it over. So I was like, I'm just gonna go buy one of these wallets. So I went and bought one today.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 5:08

Do you have it

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 5:09

It's pink. No.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 5:11

What?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 5:12

It's, I just washed it so it's drying.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 5:15

Okay. You'll have

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 5:16

But um,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 5:17

I've tipped over my Stanley once at the gym and it spilled everywhere.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 5:22

I've done that before too.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 5:23

Yeah.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 5:24

like when you're on the treadmill, it's so like bulky where I'm nervous. It's gonna like fall off. I don't know.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 5:29

Mhmm.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 5:31

But, um,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 5:32

nails?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 5:33

yeah,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 5:35

Did

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 5:35

what's wrong with your nails?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 5:36

horror story?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 5:37

Well, you didn't tell me about the horror aspect of it, but you told me that there, you can barely tell that there's nail polish on it.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 5:43

they're growing on me. But like, I got my nails done and There's the exact same color as my skin.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 5:52

me a picture, because I can't see on the screen, but send me a picture.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 5:56

them because they just look like an extension of my

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 5:58

No, because your camera's blurry.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 6:01

They look like like, um, i'm about to send you a photo They're growing on me. I do like them because they they're like very clean and like classic looking But it's just not what the swatch was and I was like what the fuck I was been bamboozled

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 6:18

I like the natural look.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 6:21

Yeah, it just wasn't what I was, what I was planning on.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 6:24

I don't

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 6:25

like, I like it. I like them now. They're literally the exact same color as, like, Tarte Shape Tape Concealer. they look like concealer nails. Can you see them? Oh, no, they haven't even set yet.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 6:39

know what I'm saying.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 6:41

But, you know, I've

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 6:43

Here we go.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 6:44

and It is what it is.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 6:49

I mean, we'll see it whenever it sends, but I like a, oh, here we go. I like like a neutral.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 6:57

I like a neutral, too.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 6:58

Oh, they're like tan.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 7:00

The color on the swatches was called Tiramisu. So like, think about like a Tiramisu color. Like a dark, was like a dark brown. I don't know

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 7:10

Yeah, they're really like, they're like the skin color crayon that's in the Crayola box.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 7:17

I said. They were like the white people crayon.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 7:20

Crayon, yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 7:21

crayon.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 7:24

Yeah, they're not even like pink. That's funny.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 7:27

Not pink at all. There's like

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 7:29

I like the shape and the length. They're cute.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 7:31

They're like exactly skin color.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 7:33

That's funny.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 7:34

Isn't that so strange?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 7:36

Yeah, I can understand why you don't like these. I wouldn't like these.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 7:39

Well, do you think they look bad?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 7:41

No, I don't think they look bad, but they do. They just blend in with your skin.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 7:45

Yeah.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 7:46

Like,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 7:47

like a, like

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 7:47

like no one's gonna look at your fingers and be like, why'd she choose that? They'll just be like, oh, she wanted to be a neutral galley or galley, girly.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 7:54

galley. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 7:56

I was going to say gal, then I was going to say girly and it turned out to be galley.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 7:59

Ugh, whatever.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 8:01

No, I like them, but I get why, what you're meaning.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 8:05

Yeah, it was stressing me out the first day, but now I'm just over it. Like it is what it is.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 8:12

Uh, what, do you do three weeks with them? Or two?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 8:15

like to, I try to push three, but I rarely do.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 8:19

Yeah. Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 8:22

so, two weeks. This one will definitely be a two weeker. For sure.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 8:29

Um, I watched, Jose and I watched Blink Twice, which he recommended last week. I didn't hate it. Jose, which Jose didn't hate it. He like, he didn't like it as much. It's very Jordan Peele.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 8:44

Okay, yeah.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 8:45

It's very Jordan Peele. Like, I like that when we began, like, started watching it, And, um, all the workers on the island are Hispanic and they're kind of like looking, smiling at him. I looked at Jose and I was like, this is literally like Get Out.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 8:59

I said that to Bailey. I was like,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 9:00

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 9:01

out.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 9:02

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 9:03

That's funny that you guys thought the same thing. It was good though, but like, wasn't it one of those movies where you're sitting there and you're like, kind of like, wait, what the fuck is going on?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 9:11

Yeah. You're like, where is this going? But I think that's the point because that's what's happening.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 9:16

together and ended?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 9:17

Yeah, ended great.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 9:19

Oh, for sure.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 9:20

But Jose doesn't like, like, um, he doesn't like gore. Like, he doesn't mind when people are being murdered.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 9:27

it's pretty

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 9:27

But there should be like a trigger warning for like, Which I guess it would almost ruin the movie if he gives a trigger warning, but like sexual assault, that type of thing,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 9:37

Yeah, that was shocking, huh?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 9:38

Jose doesn't like watching that. So as soon as he saw that, he was like, I don't like this movie anymore.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 9:42

Yeah, he is.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 9:43

Like he's just that way, but no, it was really good. And I agree with you. And like, that's the best acting Channing Tatum has done in a while, if ever.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 9:54

was

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 9:54

Yeah, it was really good.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 9:56

I really enjoyed it.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 9:57

And the whole like, okay. If you haven't watched it, skip ahead. Spoiler. The whole like, They allude to her having the scar on her eyebrow

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 10:07

yeah!

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 10:08

you like how she got it And then he's like laughing and he's like you completely forgot about this whole place and it's like that's fuck

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 10:15

Isn't this, isn't that crazy? That movie

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 10:17

Yeah, it was crazy,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 10:19

I

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 10:19

which I like I like Jordan Peele movies I haven't seen his newest one, but like I remember liking get out a lot. So like I like

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 10:27

be clear. It's not a Jordan Peele movie, but it

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 10:30

No, no, it's not

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 10:31

that vibe.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 10:32

Yeah, yeah, like that psychological thriller.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 10:35

honestly, is kind of like his own genre in a way, like it is kind of like that type of vibe,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 10:40

Yeah,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 10:41

speaking of genres. Did you watch the Grammys?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 10:44

I did. Well,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 10:46

I didn't

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 10:46

I didn't so I watched like some because we don't have I didn't have any access to watch it and I couldn't figure out how to get it So like I was kind of watching live streams on tik tok like here and there of it

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 10:59

Yeah.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 11:00

and then if it was like

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 11:01

and

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 11:02

But I was like getting ready for bed also, so I was kind of in and out but Yeah, why are we bringing that up?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 11:08

I just

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 11:08

I thought it was great.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 11:09

thought it was a great a great thing. I

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 11:11

I was

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 11:12

I was I was upset that cowboy carter won

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 11:16

That was I was I think billy eilish should have won that

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 11:19

was billy eilish's all day

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 11:21

all day

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 11:21

day And

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 11:23

because that album's amazing

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 11:25

mean? Like what the fuck do you mean that makes no sense?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 11:30

Yeah,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 11:31

so it has that had to have been like a political

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 11:33

it's not even like

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 11:35

to beyonce

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 11:35

yeah, it's not like beyonce's album was bad It was just like billy eilish created an album that like made your body feel things Like i've never felt that way with music before

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 11:46

that, but like also streaming wise, wasn't, didn't she have

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 11:50

She was yeah She like cowboy carter had like two songs that got to up to be like 600 million, whereas like Billie Eilish had like three, four, five songs that got up to like a billion streams.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 12:02

Did you see any performances?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 12:05

Yes, so when I came on, I was catching the end of Sabrina Carpenter's, which was, I went back and watched the whole thing. That was so good, which is not a surprise.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 12:16

as far as

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 12:17

And then, um, I saw, Do you listen to Dochi?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 12:24

Um, not regularly, but I am obsessed with that

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 12:27

Jose and I have been obsessed with her for like a month now. Like I found her some, I think I found her in Tik TOK because she did the tiny desk thing.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 12:35

Mhm.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 12:36

Oh my God. You have to watch that. She did great on that too. And so ever since I got Jose on it, so like on road trips, we've been taking like, we just listened to Doji like her new album and some of her older songs. So when she won that rap album, we, I, we were both so excited. We're so excited.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 12:52

performance?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 12:54

Amazing.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 12:55

Incredible. I think

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 12:56

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 12:57

of the night.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 12:58

Yeah. It's just, but that's like who she is. She did, um, that Tiny Desk performance was really good. And then she did one on Colbert. I think it was, that was, Really just really like entertaining to watch

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 13:14

Dude.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 13:14

she does it. She does this thing when she performs where it's her songs But they feel different than from the album

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 13:22

yeah.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 13:23

with this like Grammys I won like it was sped up a little bit and so like and it wasn't like She didn't say all the lyrics. She picked like she kind of just like took some out in places and But I mean, of course it ended up so good, but it's just like she's such like a This sounds so cliche, but she's such like an artist. Like, it's like, I think we've lost that for a minute and like now like this new wave of

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 13:50

why honestly Dochi's what kind of segwayed me into talking about the Grammys because we were talking about genres and like Everyone's like saying like she's like her own genre right now, and

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 13:59

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 13:59

agree with that. She's incredible. I

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 14:02

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 14:02

And I was just watching I just watched a video on her on the wardrobe like her outfits for the grammy's and like how like as soon as they got nominated Like they started planning for like the outfits and everything and i'm like Like so much went into that side of it

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 14:17

Tom Brown. She wore Tom Brown.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 14:19

Yeah

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 14:21

Um, she's from Tampa, Florida.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 14:23

She's stunning

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 14:24

Yeah. And she's, I mean, she's been out there for a while. Like the song, like, um, and it's like the, the school. And it's like, Hi, my name's Dochi, I'm way too high, I get anxious when I'm high. That song, it like, went viral on TikTok, that was her song.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 14:44

I

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 14:44

And like, people don't like, haven't put, people are like, starting to put those things together. But she has one song, and it's older, and it's like a collab with somebody. Let me play a small part of it, because it's mine and Jose's, we like, are in the car, and it just like, makes you dance.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 14:59

what

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 15:00

called.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 15:01

did you like, um, benson boone's performance

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 15:04

I didn't watch that one. I just saw he grabbed his junk at the end.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 15:09

Oh, he's so funny.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 15:10

Here, okay, let's do this one. I'm gonna skip, hold on. Wait till the chorus.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 15:26

Okay, let's get to it. I'm feeling it. It's gonna be like a beat drop. Okay, I'm here.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 15:45

Jose and I will be in the car doing the Vogue.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 15:48

What is it called?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 15:49

It's called Alter Ego,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 15:51

Cute.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 15:52

um, and it's Doji and JT.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 15:55

Benson Boone was cute. He was great. I mean, he's just like, he's just very talented. Like, you know,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 16:02

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 16:03

um, XCX.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 16:06

The last one I saw that.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 16:08

I die for her.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 16:10

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 16:11

her outfit. It was a lot like her performance was a little much, but I'm obsessed. I die for her every time.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 16:18

Yeah, I get that.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 16:19

wonderful. I

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 16:23

the hype. Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 16:26

thought they all did great.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 16:28

Who else performed? Um, Billie Eilish performed, which I mean, it's always great.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 16:34

I know, I feel I don't know what happened with that, but Well, Eva, what can you do?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 16:41

She didn't win anything for that,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 16:43

I know.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 16:44

which was crazy. Kendrick Lamar won song of the year for Not Like Us.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 16:50

Amazing.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 16:51

Yeah, that's not a surprise.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 16:53

The full circle moment kills me.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 16:55

I'm excited for the Super Bowl this weekend to see his performance.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 16:58

me too.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 16:59

like, I'm like, yeah, I saw SZA's gonna come, but people are saying, or come, she's gonna perform with him. And I saw, like, people are rumoring against, um, or of course that Taylor Swift's gonna do a thing with him, because, like, they clapped on Bad Blood,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 17:16

Yeah.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 17:16

would, like, open up the Reputation Tour, like, new album.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 17:20

Yeah, but Bad Blood's not on Reputation, so that's weird. That would be weird.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 17:25

It's not?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 17:26

No.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 17:27

it's on 1989, isn't it?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 17:30

Yeah, so it's not on Reputation track, but I mean, you

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 17:33

I don't know. Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 17:35

fucking

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 17:35

I don't think she will, but you never know.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 17:37

she will either. focused on other

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 17:40

I was going to say, I saw somebody like, like, um, interview is asking Travis Kelsey yesterday if he was going to propose at halftime.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 17:47

That's so

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 17:48

And it's like, why the fuck would he propose? He's playing football.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 17:52

He's,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 17:53

Like, it's like, yeah, like he's working exactly. Like, why would he be like, hold on guys, we're down seven, but I need to go propose to my fiance, my girl.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 18:02

no,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 18:03

No.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 18:04

I would honestly hate that.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 18:06

I know, I would be pissed.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 18:07

be so upset. I would say no. Just kidding.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 18:12

but I would ream his ass out and be like, you're doing this again.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 18:15

no. Um, where are you in Onyx Storm? I just need to

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 18:22

am on page, over here,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 18:25

Pages aren't gonna help me very much.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 18:27

chapter 37, page 313, um, spoilers if you haven't read this book yet or you're not at that point. I am at the point where it actually feels like a good book at this point. I like, was reading last night, was like, this is what I enjoy reading.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 18:42

Yeah.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 18:44

when they are at, I don't remember what this place is called, but he met his mom or saw his mom and they're at the dinner table and they just figured out that they had known they were coming for weeks. And is it Garrick or Bodhi? I always get them confused. Gets poisoned, so she's trying to figure out what's in the poison. And it's blue and um, she put, like, Violet has poisoned the other people and then Rhydock just got a knife in his side.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 19:12

Mm hmm.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 19:13

Which, I know he doesn't die, so I'm not worried about that. Yeah, but like,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 19:19

that they're there is one is was like really

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 19:22

great. But that's what, like, I was, I kind of was reading last night and was like, that's what I mean of like, And maybe it, I guess it's probably setting up for the next books, but like everything before that, it's like, it just doesn't really feel necessary. It felt like it could have been

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 19:39

I

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 19:39

written differently.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 19:41

Um, as I've sat on it for a week, so I finished, um, Onyxorm last week, as I've sat on it and kind of, I've done like so much research just because I'm like, what the fuck? Like, I am having some trouble understanding. Like, maybe I'm not understanding things or maybe I missed a few things and I think I definitely did. it's worth, after finishing it, to do kind of like a deep dive,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 20:03

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 20:04

is what I've been doing, and I'm like, okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. It's so much, and she did this in Iron Flame for me too, where it's like so much information that you like don't catch it all. It's almost like a book that you want to read twice, but I won't.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 20:19

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 20:20

Like I'm not reading that book again,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 20:22

I mean,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 20:22

It's kind of like you want to to pick up on all the things that you miss because there are a lot of things are going to come together and then i'm so eager for you to finish it because I Want to dissect how it ends with you To see if we are like on the same page

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 20:36

I mean, I think that's why though, like I said the same thing about Iron Flame. I think that's why it's taking me a minute. Cause I am reading it slower because it is like, So much.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 20:46

wish I would have done that because I kind of sped through it because I wanted just to be done with it

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 20:51

I mean, I do too, but I mean, I still, like, like I said, last night was probably the first night and I read like a hundred pages last night where I was like, this is the type of, type of stuff I'm wanting to read. This is like exciting and, you know, it's not a lot, like even the parts that wasn't action, it was still like interesting to read.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 21:13

Has she gone to the place where her dad Was had all the books did she collect the books

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 21:20

She collected the books. Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 21:22

did. Did you like the part where she was like, oh Dane, described you perfectly.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 21:27

Yeah. But like that stuff is the stuff that But yeah, like I, I don't know. I've been thinking more

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 21:36

That was the funniest shit

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 21:38

the series as general and as in general thoughts, I guess. And um, I saw a girl on Tik Tok the other day and was talking, she was talking about fourth wing and people, she didn't like it. And people were like, why don't you like it? And she was like, I think I just went into the book with so many expectations of fantasy where it doesn't like. Compute for her and she was saying especially like how the characters are so flat And she just read the first book and she was like and I get it like, you know, there's a big series They're probably gonna like adapt or whatever and I like kind of sat there for a second. I'm like they haven't they're like just still

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 22:18

I

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 22:18

same characters making the same mistakes. If like, Violet one more time says be careful, or like, there's one saying she keeps saying, and it's like, what, like, stop. Like, they both are like, be careful. Like, and it's, it's just like, how many times are you gonna say it, you know what I mean?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 22:38

Yeah.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 22:39

I don't know

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 22:40

Yeah. I

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 22:41

and I knew

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 22:42

kind of stagnant.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 22:43

the only character that feels like is getting some type of arc is Dane, but it's mainly because he, I don't, I honestly, I feel like I'm going to make this guess here, even though I don't know the ending of this book, I feel like at the end of the series, there's the last book is going to be like a pick between Dane and Zayden.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 23:07

way.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 23:08

I feel like she puts way too much emphasis on Dane. For him not to have something like that.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 23:16

I don't think that's going to happen at all.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 23:18

I don't, it's just, nobody else she like has changed or put more thought into except for him.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 23:30

I don't know. I don't know. I think, I think that the, you know, I've always said from, always said, I've always said this. No, but since Iron Flame, like, I think we're gonna see a lot of Arnd Arna in the entire, I think the whole series is gonna be like an Arnd Arna type series. I think

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 23:51

Arn Darna, you say that so country.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 23:54

Arnd Arna? How do you

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 23:56

Arn Darna. And Darna, isn't it? You say Arn I say Ann.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 24:03

Andarnda.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 24:05

Yeah,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 24:05

What the fuck ever, dude. Arndarna.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 24:09

yeah I don't know. I don't know about that. Like obviously she's playing a huge role and I think she's gonna play a huge role. But,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 24:17

Okay,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 24:18

I don't know.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 24:18

the chocolate cake. I don't remember. Have they gone to the um, I don't think they have yet. haven't gone to the place where they, where, like, they get gifts.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 24:29

Not where they get gifts, but they went to the first This is their second place they've gone to. And, um, on this mission. And, the first place they had to, like, fight, like, Her, Dane, and Zayden had to fight people.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 24:44

Mm

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 24:44

Not the panthers.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 24:45

yeah. But that was where the Panthers were.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 24:47

And she, like, no.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 24:49

Oh, that was a different place.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 24:50

That was a different place, cause they, like, each have to And that's when she fights the princess. And they try to gain an alliance and she's like, we'll only gain an alliance if you give us dragons. And they're like, well, you don't give out dragons, basically. And then they like left.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 25:07

And she wielded her signet, apparently.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 25:10

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 25:11

Yeah.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 25:14

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 25:15

I don't

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 25:15

I'm still, do we find out her second insignia by the end of this book?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 25:19

Do you want to know that?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 25:21

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 25:22

Yeah.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 25:23

Yeah, I thought we did. I think, I think I saw an interview where she said she did.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 25:27

It's not confirmed. But it's speculated on what her second signet is.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 25:32

did, were you able to guess it? Like, did you think it was something?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 25:36

Me, personally, of course not. You, probably.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 25:41

I have no idea, to be honest.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 25:44

like, I'm, everything shocks me when I'm reading. I don't see anything coming. I'm like, just there for the fun. Like,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 25:50

I know, I was thinking, a couple of episodes ago you said something like, I, you are like dumb and you like don't read and I read with like an anti political mind. You're not dumb. Like you literally read how the, no, okay, you said that like I just offended you. Um, you read a book like the way it's supposed to be read as like a form of entertainment.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 26:16

You read,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 26:17

Like some,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 26:18

like a, like a, um, what's the word? read the book like a normie. I read the book like an average joe.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 26:27

no, I don't think I read books as a normie.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 26:30

That's what I said. Me. I'm

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 26:32

oh, you read them like a normie. Yeah. Yeah. But that's not a bad thing.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 26:39

No, of course not.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 26:43

But anyways, um, I don't currently have any guesses on a second signet.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 26:48

Yeah,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 26:49

Um,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 26:49

don't think you would yet.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 26:52

well she said like she's put hints in the other books. I've been obviously thinking about it.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 26:59

Really?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 27:00

Yeah, but she was like, she, I saw an interview one time and she said that she was surprised nobody had figured it out yet because she had been putting like hints throughout the books.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 27:10

Oh, then, but, I don't know. Then maybe I'm completely wrong. I have no idea. Unless it

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 27:18

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 27:18

is Violet's second signet, then I probably won't

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 27:21

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 27:22

But they did speculate towards something, but maybe they're speculating towards something and then steering me and steering us in a different direction and I'm just

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 27:29

Yeah, I really want to make a guess. That's what I'm trying to think.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 27:32

introduced the bad guy of this book yet? The, the woman? The

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 27:37

The woman that like, the Venon woman that can do lightning?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 27:43

hmm.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 27:44

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 27:45

How would you say her name?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 27:48

Fuck if I even remember it.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 27:50

How do you not remember it? It starts with a T.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 27:56

Amy, I don't, I don't know. You want to type it to me?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 27:58

it's like T E O H A I N E.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 28:05

That was Theonopolis. I don't know. I don't, I need to see it.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 28:18

It's

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 28:18

I don't remember when it was.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 28:20

H E O P H A I N E, I think.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 28:25

Okay, well,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 28:28

So I kept pronouncing it in my head, you know, I, I, I kind of like skip over words and I'll just like, like scribble through them in my brain. But I saw on Instagram, someone said that, that it's, it's pronounced how Mike Tyson would say Stephanie. So it's like, Stephanie. And I can't, like, that's literally probably exactly how you say it. It's like Stephanie. Like that.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 28:58

yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 29:00

You don't

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 29:00

Hold on. I'm at the scene where she shows up. Um,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 29:10

It's

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 29:10

oh, Theophany.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 29:12

Yeah, see?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 29:16

That's exactly how I read it. Theo, yeah,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 29:21

Say it like Mike Tyson.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 29:26

Theophany. No,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 29:28

Say Stephanie like Mike Tyson.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 29:30

how'd you just say it?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 29:31

Stephanie.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 29:34

You had a lisp on the S, not on the P H.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 29:38

Mike Tyson has lisps on his S. What?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 29:44

I don't know how to do that. Theophany. Theophany.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 29:49

Do you know who Mike Tyson is?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 29:51

No, I do, but I don't know how he sounds.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 29:55

Oh my god. You're stupid.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 29:57

would you say it?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 29:58

I told you

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 29:59

Like Mike Tyson. Like Mike Tyson.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 30:02

Thefany.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 30:03

Thephany.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 30:04

Yeah.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 30:08

You sound like Jose when you're trying to get me to say a Spanish word right.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 30:12

Yeah, that's exactly right. Thefany.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 30:18

I don't know. Theophany is how I've been reading it.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 30:20

Theophany is how I read it too. But it's gotta be wrong. Stephanie sounds more right.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 30:29

Stephanie. But wouldn't Thephany be T H E P H, like, wouldn't you take out the O?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 30:42

I don't know.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 30:44

30 minutes later, we're still arguing about Thephany.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 30:47

I don't

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 30:48

Well, I'll start reading it like Thephany now, because I can't read it anywhere else.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 30:52

You won't be able to not.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 30:54

Yeah, but,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 30:55

you to finish that book because I want to chit chat because there's so many the

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 30:59

yeah,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 31:00

last little bit like the rest that you have to go is good. You'll enjoy the rest of it

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 31:04

okay, I, um,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 31:06

um

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 31:07

to read tomorrow.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 31:08

I am so after ending onyx flame I

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 31:13

Onyx Storm.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 31:14

Okay, fuck I did it just like you last week

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 31:17

know.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 31:18

finishing onyx

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 31:19

Jose said something I think Jose said that too the other day.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 31:23

I think my list of, like, my rankings for characters. Okay, do you say Riddick or do you say Riddock?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 31:31

I say Rhydock.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 31:32

Riddock?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 31:34

Yeah. But I know it's probably not Rhyke. Rhyke?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 31:39

It's not Ratt. I definitely don't think Riddick is right, but I'm gonna say Riddick. Riddick is definitely Very high up there for me. I mean, I think for

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 31:48

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 31:49

He's just an angel angel, baby Hot take I really like cat in this book.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 31:57

I do too.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 31:58

I enjoy her I think she's gonna get I think she's gonna step forward and in this series I'm telling you Dane is really high up there for me. I'm kind of like a Dane stan after this book.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 32:13

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 32:14

Very

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 32:15

he's starting to grow on me.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 32:17

Violet kind of annoyed me this whole book.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 32:20

Violet and Zayden's annoyed me this whole entire book. I

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 32:23

I love Zayden, you can't make me not love him ever, but um, I'm kind of just like, I didn't love, it's funny because in Iron Flame, like, we were so annoyed about them fighting over everything and we're just like, shut up. And now they're not fighting about anything and they're like obsessed with each other and it's like, I want some friction.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 32:46

don't even know if it's like I want friction. I just don't want

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 32:50

I lied. I'm happy that they're getting along, but like I'm just kind

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 32:55

it's just I'm just over the whole like

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 32:58

know why I said that. I love them.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 33:00

I'm over the whole like, like you said it perfectly the other day, like googly eyes of like, um, like what I was just saying, like, be safe. Like,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 33:10

I know but I think it's I also think if you think about it like they're kind they know that they're on like the brink of potentially losing each other forever. With him turning Venon,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 33:22

yeah,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 33:23

so maybe and then I also saw a theory. Have you noticed, you know, how I said last week Have you noticed him calling her love all the time,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 33:32

yeah, but it hasn't happened as much as I thought it would. It's only happened a handful of times.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 33:36

dude? I felt like it happened every other sentence, bro That's

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 33:39

Maybe it will towards the end, but why? What's the theory?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 33:41

They're saying that like he Kept calling her love because like Venon's as he's turning they don't have They don't feel love. So he's like reminding him he's having to like remind himself that like instead of

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 33:54

Oh,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 33:56

he's like reminding himself like she's he's capable of love because he loves Violet so

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 34:01

see, it'll probably start happening more towards the end of the book then.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 34:04

like, now that I look back on it after I'm going into like these theories, I'm like, oh, I'm an asshole.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 34:13

But you shouldn't, I don't know, I go back and forth, like you shouldn't have to.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 34:19

I'm an asshole. Most people

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 34:21

No, no, no.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 34:23

annotate.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 34:24

back and forth on, like, you shouldn't have to study a book to, to figure it out. Like, I shouldn't have to reread it three times and annotate it and, like, do all these things. Annotate, whatever. But I also acknowledge that, like, sometimes there's the, that's kind of where the fun comes from with the author and, like, putting Easter eggs.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 34:48

Yeah,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 34:49

But I think there is like a

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 34:50

for

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 34:51

line.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 34:51

who like, I, like, there, there's a fine line because it's like, okay, I I just want to read a book and get it and and feel all the feelings from like my first read or do I want to put the effort into like actually like studying what the fuck is going on? It's a fine line that you have to kind

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 35:09

Yeah, and I think that's probably why fourth wing people, myself included, like it more is because there was less of that, like,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 35:17

much

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 35:18

have, like, of having to figure it out and easter eggs and all of that.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 35:22

And there's a lot going on, like there's a lot to know, like, with like the IRIDs and like all the, all the, um, the countries that they're visiting and like what the main objective, objective is and

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 35:34

You know what's pissing me off?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 35:36

I'm like, why is Holden here? I'm confused. What's like the, the fucking, um, like hierarchy of anybody here? Why is Zayden a professor all of a sudden? Like what is

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 35:46

Yeah, yeah, that's odd. You know what pissed me off?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 35:50

What?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 35:50

And I'm gonna, I'm gonna check before I say this so I don't,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 35:53

You gotta fact check yourself, bitch.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 35:56

The maps in the book are only for the con Yeah, I almost knocked myself out. The maps in the book are only for the continent, yet they're going all to all these different areas. Like why couldn't like, and both of the maps are the exact same. They're the exact same.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 36:15

they're going literally everywhere. It's like a field

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 36:17

Like, why can't we have like the continent map on one side and then the world map on the other?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 36:22

Yeah, because it's very confusing

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 36:24

It's very confusing and like Jose and I were talking in bed about it the other night and he was like I kind of feel like Fantasy books some that are like kind of I was explaining to him how they're like hopping around a lot And he was like they should like at the beginning of the chapter have like a picture of the map of like where they're at

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 36:41

In correlation

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 36:42

Or like a key on the map

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 36:44

because like I always get confused because there's two saggoth is where the is the

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 36:49

was Gaius Bagsacketh? You know, that made me think of bagsacketh.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 37:05

Sounded like a slur

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 37:07

It sounded like a slur for men's balls.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 37:11

ha ha ha.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 37:15

Your balls are bagsacketh! That's Zagith. Your bag is Zagith.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 37:27

Yo bag sageth, bro. Yo bag sageth. Okay, what the fuck is that?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 37:37

Buzgayith.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 37:38

Oh my god. Well, I've been embarrassin myself for three years.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 37:42

But wait. Yeah, he's going around. Yeah, they're at Bag Zagith. Yeah,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 37:54

Anyways, Bagz Okay, Bagzgayeth. Is the War College, correct?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 38:00

I'm never gonna say it right again.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 38:03

Where is the War College in Navarre?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 38:06

Yes.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 38:08

See, you don't even know,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 38:09

Yeah, I know I'm looking at it. Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 38:11

Where is Zayden's country where they say that they're home all the time, wherever they're home?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 38:17

Um, Eratia,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 38:19

Ereshia.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 38:21

yeah, in the Tyrandor province, which is south, and I always thought it was north.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 38:30

So it's, so

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 38:31

I don't, like, it's just, yeah, like, I can look at this map and be like, yeah, I remember hearing about that, but like, it's like, it's not in the place where I thought it was.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 38:41

Anyways,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 38:42

I thought Byzgaioth was like, south. I don't know,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 38:51

I'm fucking dead. Yeah.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 38:53

you're going to open up. the world to be like multiple continents, then include the map to have multiple continents.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 39:02

We're, we're, we're really deep in there. In there

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 39:06

Yeah, because I don't know any, like, relation.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 39:09

And they're all like fantasies. Fantasy is so difficult cause like everything has named something fucking weird. Like bag saggots, bro. Like it's it. So like we don't remember what anything is called. So it's like, okay, well, we're here and. You know, and next door to and I'm like, where the fuck are we?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 39:29

and Resin.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 39:30

like I'm not gonna remember any of that.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 39:32

Yeah, I don't either. Sometimes I just like, over the word.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 39:38

Yeah, same, same, same. Well, I want you to finish it because I want to chit chat about the ending

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 39:43

Yeah, I'll have, I'll be done by next week.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 39:45

Okay, so we'll chat about that next week.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 39:48

For sure.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 39:49

I have to tell you the most embarrassing thing that happened to me.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 39:52

What?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 39:53

Okay, so let me paint the picture So my

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 39:56

it.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 39:57

my gym is like a big warehouse gym, right? And

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 40:01

Mm hmm.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 40:02

Well, the owner of the gym has a dog and the dog is always Like loose in the gym all day, which

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 40:09

Mm hmm.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 40:09

come true.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 40:10

Yeah. Mm

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 40:12

huge, beautiful dog, super friendly. She's got like a, um, like a collar on. So she's like always, she's literally does not leave her owner's side. Usually ever,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 40:24

hmm.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 40:24

um, her owner, the other day I was working out and I've been going to this gym for two years now. So I'm very familiar with the dog.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 40:34

Mm hmm.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 40:34

So she, her name's Oreo. So she will always like, if I see her, like she'll run over to me, like, you know, trot over and like, kind of spend some time with me. And then she'll go back to her mom right

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 40:45

Mm hmm.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 40:46

side. And it's like the best, um, Time ever i'm obsessed with her. I love it.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 40:51

Yeah. Mm hmm. Mm

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 40:53

play with her, right? So The other day I go into the gym. I am doing legs. It's my leg day So I like, you know, I go in I have like a little moment with oreo like we chit chat, you know then she runs off and I go warm up on the stairmaster. I go back to the squat rack and um, I start my workout and Oreo is oreo's mom is training Somebody close to me, but you know, like far enough away that I don't really know what's going on or what they're doing. And I'm on a squat rack and I start my workout and I'm doing this exercise called good mornings. Have you ever done a good morning?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 41:39

hmm.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 41:39

Yeah.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 41:40

Yeah, it sounds familiar.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 41:42

Okay.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 41:42

you like lean forward, right?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 41:44

so you have the barbell on your back and like you push your hips towards the back wall. It's kind of, it's like a hamstring glue exercise,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 41:50

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mm hmm Yeah

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 41:59

I just didn't have underwear on, maybe I, I don't know if I didn't do my laundry, whatever. Okay. I'm 30 minutes into my workout. You know, it's been like a little hot here lately. I'm in a warehouse gym. Like I'm sweating in all the places Right abby i'm doing these good mornings. This talk has never done this before Literally ever literally ever all of a sudden. I have my own I'm face down ass up and this dog's full snout goes inside like three inches in my labia And i'm Like i'm like, okay. I have two choices here I can completely ignore what's going on and just like carry on Or I can like stop and like be like, oh my god. No, it's totally fine and like bring attention to it in the moment I'm like, I'm just going to let this ride. So I just like keep doing my exercise. And the mom is like, Oh, and like screams it.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 43:09

You're like bitch i'm trying to be sly about what's happening here

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 43:12

like bringing attention and like, like, Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed. So I just, I literally just like acted like I didn't hear or feel anything. And I'm like a great Dane's whole face was just in my vagina. Like, of course I felt that. And like, I'm sure everyone stopped and was like, what's going on?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 43:33

I'm not gonna say that.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 43:34

Would you just die? It's already embarrassing.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 43:36

I would die.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 43:37

when dogs sniff your cooter and it's like, you know, it's not for any bad reason like dogs just fucking do that But like, you know, I don't know She

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 43:48

I don't know if I would have like just kept going. I think I would have put the weights down, petted the dog to kind of go away.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 43:55

well once she screamed oreo. She like darted back

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 44:01

The dog was like, oh shit.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 44:02

like, oh i'm scared too actually like Yeah, she

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 44:05

Let me hide in your labia.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 44:08

Abby, I'm telling you, I've never seen, I've seen this dog for two years. I've never seen an act like that before. I was like, what the

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 44:15

Yeah, I wonder if like it's happened to other people. If you're like, or you're the only one.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 44:20

I don't know.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 44:21

Did the, did the owner say anything to you at all?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 44:26

Thank God. I would have been

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 44:27

Yeah. Yeah,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 44:29

And then today, like I saw her and she was like, have a great day. And I'm like, thanks. Isn't that horrifying? Just

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 44:37

yeah, it's a little weird.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 44:39

like embarrassed.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 44:41

Don't what? I mean, don't be embarrassed. I thought you were gonna say like your whole ass was showing when you bent over, like you had like see through leggings. Really?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 44:52

if my ass was out.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 44:54

If like you bent over and your leggings were see through.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 44:57

Yeah. I don't think that would bother me.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 44:59

See, that's more embarrassing to me than a dog just coming up.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 45:03

Well, like if my, if my leggings ripped. Or if they were just see through.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 45:09

If my leg Both, it would be more embarrassing than the dog.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 45:13

Well,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 45:13

your whole

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 45:14

rip, then I would be like, I'd be, I'd be more

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 45:16

labia is hanging out.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 45:18

just like clit on the floor.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 45:20

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 45:21

like more inconvenienced. Cause I'd be like, what the fuck? Like I have to go home now and not finish my workout. I wouldn't

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 45:27

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 45:27

about that. I don't think, but I'm like a nude, a nudo, you know? I like

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 45:34

I like make Jose check. I like bend over in front of Jose and I'm like, can you see through these leggings before I go to like yoga or something? Yes. Because that was like one of my fears. I'd be in the front row at yoga because there's no more spots and I'd be doing my shit and I bend down and my whole booty hole is out.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 45:49

so glad you brought up yoga. If I could do yoga, butt ass naked, I fucking would. And you

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 45:54

Sure. By yourself. I wouldn't do it with other people.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 45:57

I would because my yoga instructor, you know how I feel

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 46:01

Okay.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 46:02

instructor. He is

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 46:04

I heard,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 46:06

What

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 46:07

I heard, before I forget it, cause I'm gonna forget it, I heard a new way, sorry if this is gross, I heard a new way to describe a fart,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 46:17

I can't wait to hear.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 46:19

a booty belch.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 46:21

Ew I hate that I'm

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 46:24

I thought you would like it!

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 46:26

That

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 46:26

A booty belch.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 46:27

I don't

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 46:28

I like, I like bag sagging.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 46:38

Your bag saggeth

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 46:39

Toot. Who the fuck says toot?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 46:41

I like toot toot. I have a little fart fart toot toot.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 46:46

I think I just say fart.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 46:48

Anyways, I have to

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 46:49

Anyways. Yeah. Mhm. Mhm.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 46:54

This has been my Not an issue, but like my contemplation as of late So I go to I do yoga once a week, right my hot yoga class once a week. go on sunday mornings

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 47:08

Mhm. Mhm.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 47:12

on choosing which class I want to go to love sunday mornings because the instructor ian is like he's truly probably the best yoga instructor i've ever i've ever had. He's incredible He's Like, just One of the best like most radiant humans I've ever across and he's so intelligent and like the things that he says during class I'm like, oh my god, like I am obsessed. He says like I just learned so much in his presence Okay,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 47:44

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 47:45

however, Chris teaches on Saturday mornings and Chris Is fine as hell. Okay.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 47:56

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 47:57

fine. And he's also an incredible yoga instructor, like amazing. But

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 48:04

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 48:05

a leg up on Ian because Ian is, is gay, which we love. But like, I want, you know, to be assisted by a large, fully tatted black man who I know is not gay.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 48:23

Oh, they assist you there?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 48:24

Yes. So we have assisting medallions, so, um,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 48:29

Oh, lucky you have it flipped up.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 48:31

one side says that, and mine I

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 48:33

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 48:33

sure is, yes, please assist me. So

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 48:37

I beg of you.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 48:38

do I want to go to Chris's class and potentially, hopefully, like, get felt up? do I want to wait until Sunday

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 48:47

Just,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 48:48

a nice enlightening experience? I'm like, I'm definitely going Saturday just for the slight chance that he might like caress me a

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 48:54

purposely do downward dog wrong.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 48:56

exactly what Melanie said. And like, I was like trying to debate with Melanie. I'm like, do I want to like wake up tomorrow morning and go to Chris's class on the off chance that he might touch me, I might get like a little like finger diggle, do I want to wait and go on Sunday? And she was like, well, how are you feeling? Are you feeling like devoid of like human touch? And I'm like bit. Yeah, bitch. And she's

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 49:25

Thanks for, thanks for reminding me.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 49:26

Yeah. She's like, then go to Chris's class. And I'm like, All right, so I go to Chris's class and she said the same thing to me. She was like, and I was like, but sometimes like he doesn't, he doesn't always assist. And, um, I've only had one great experience with him where like, I literally was like, what are we like? It was just like this one time, Abby, I'm not kidding. He literally like sat, it was during like the stretch where he was just like sitting like ass on the ground and you're like leaning forward, right? Like stretching your hamstrings. And he. It was like one, it was right leg. So I'm sitting down, right leg is straight, left knees, like bent in leaning forward towards right toe. Right. And he sits in front of me and like puts my foot on like his shin and grabs my arms and pulls me towards him. I'm like, you didn't have to do all that, Chris. And like, I swear to God, I just like, I just like squeezed his bicep like a fucking weirdo.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 50:36

You dead?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 50:37

I did.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 50:38

You creep.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 50:39

I know. It was so, it was just like, like instinct. Like I just like grabbed onto his arm like a spider monkey.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 50:46

You're like, how do I not?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 50:47

I didn't know how to not like, I literally was like, Oh my God, this is the best thing I've ever experienced. So I hold onto that dearly, very fondly. Um, I go to his class on Saturday morning and, he, I had the pleasure of being assisted. I'll say that. And like, I, it was like this, it's so hard to explain. I literally, the next day or on Monday morning when I was back in the office, I was like, Melanie, come here. I've got to, I've got to show you exactly what happened. Bend over, bitch. And like, I like made her. I was like, you're me. I'm Chris show her exactly what happened. So we're like standing and it's, it's like the, um, I'm getting the chills. So, you know, when you do, you're standing up and then you bend over and you do like half lift and like

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 51:39

Yeah,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 51:40

Okay.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 51:40

yeah,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 51:41

were like going, we're doing that. Chris comes over to me. we might have to, no, we don't need to bleep his name. It's fine. It's yeah, it's fine. He comes over to me, stands, puts his hips next to mine. Right. We're like standing side by side. I'm

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 51:56

yeah

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 51:57

and he puts his left arm. So he's on my right side. He puts his left arm around me. Touches my, the left, the, the left side of my butt cheeks basically, and takes his right hand and presses from my fucking tailbone slides down my entire spine and I wear booty short. I wear tight spandex shorts and a sports bra. Like I wear the most minimum amount of clothing to this class. Like,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 52:28

Yeah,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 52:29

all to know that. And he like slides his whole arm down my spine. Into my, into my hair and like pushes down my head

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 52:41

yeah,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 52:42

uh, like I'm enjoying every second. I'm like, Oh my God, just soak it in, soak it in. And I'm not special. He does this to everybody.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 52:48

yeah, that's what I was about to say.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 52:50

no, like, it's not like I'm special. At all. Let's make that very

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 52:54

Yeah

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 52:54

is also married. Like, okay, which means nothing, but he's a great yoga instructor. He literally does this to everybody, but I eat it the fuck up.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 53:07

See, I would hate that. Which is shocking that you like that because you don't like being touched, like you don't like massages or anything. You like massages

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 53:15

them.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 53:17

now?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 53:17

Yes.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 53:18

Obsessed with a massage.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 53:19

as like a single 29 year old woman, Who's been single a long time like want to be felt up a little bit like this is so wrong And I get it and I get I'm not making fun of anything I like I'm not opposed to being objectified on the street it's nice to get like a

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 53:41

Yeah,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 53:42

you know, like I'm I am here for it

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 53:44

yeah. Wait, so when you get a massage, do you get a man?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 53:50

I prefer I would love to get a man.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 53:52

See, I prefer women.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 53:53

you're

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 53:54

I tell you that one time?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 53:55

Abby

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 53:55

Did I tell you that one time I, the first time I had a man, it was, we were in a couple's class, or a couple's, whatever you call it, massage, and he like whispered in my ear. Did I tell you about that? Gave me the biggest, it wasn't anything sexual, it gave me the biggest ick because He was like, I was on my stomach and he came right next to my ear. Like I could feel his lips, like tickling my ear hairs basically. And he was like, okay, happy.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 54:27

Oh

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 54:27

Why not? Like, like so breathy where my whole body like densed up from like,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 54:35

20

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 54:35

back in my body. And then like, I had to like turn over and I was like, okay, like, like turned over.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 54:45

See

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 54:47

usually does so he probably did and they probably thought it was sleepy. I don't know. It was just like I told Jose after I was like it like I just made me uncomfortable and like the masseuse was like my age. Like he wasn't like an older guy.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 55:00

I would love that I would love that

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 55:02

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 55:03

what Repeat yourself I couldn't hear you closer

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 55:08

Yeah. No, I love a massage, but I like like a, a woman's fine. I'll just, we'll do that.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 55:15

for you. No,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 55:16

Yeah. How

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 55:20

like I just want, and, and I will say like, it doesn't happen, not in even in a sexual way. I just want like a big, large man to pick me up and ring me out like a dish towel and like the least sexual way. But like, nobody can do it like a big, strong man. And there aren't

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 55:40

is that not sexual? I want him to bend me over, but not sexual at all.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 55:48

bend me

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 55:48

I know, but that's literally what you're saying is like,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 55:53

pick

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 55:53

I want him to wring me out.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 55:55

shake me 14 times. That's just

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 55:58

I want to check if his bag is saggy, whatever we said.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 56:03

Let me see your ball sack.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 56:07

Let me see here. What is it?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 56:09

dick and squeeze

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 56:12

Bag saggeth. Let me check it.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 56:14

I mean, check it. checking your bag, Zyeth?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 56:21

Yeah, he just came over next to you and bent over with you to check if his bag sagas was out of his shorts. I know, I said that and

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 56:43

You said that like a normal sentence.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 56:49

I thought to myself, you didn't even process that, that just came out. Oh

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 56:59

saot out of his shorts. Hello? What the fuck are you talking about? Classic. Yeah, that's gonna be my new pickup line. Hey, those bag, those bag saot out your shorts.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 57:12

my God,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 57:13

You think it'll

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 57:14

which is funny. No. But I was just thinking, we talked about the Grammys and we didn't even talk about how Kanye West's wife was naked.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 57:25

bro? Because that scares me.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 57:27

I

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 57:28

giving, giving like. The worst imaginable. I'm scared.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 57:34

it's giving misogyny and like maybe a little brainwashing, but I think that was fully her choice.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 57:40

Really?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 57:41

Yes, because then she went to the after party fully naked, like in a, in like a body suit that was sheer as well,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 57:48

if you're in a relationship with Kanye West, is

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 57:51

but she's,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 57:52

I mean, like, let's think about

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 57:53

I mean, no, but it, like people were like, if he was going to make a statement about art and like body bodies being beautiful, like he would have been naked with her. And it's like, yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 58:02

no, I do

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 58:03

What do you mean? What do you mean?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 58:07

on Kanye West, but I am not a fan. I mean, I,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 58:10

No, me either.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 58:11

I like his music and that's, what's kind of like, I don't want to do the whole separating the art from the artist thing because I don't think that, but like, I don't like, I didn't like it. It

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 58:22

She honestly should have been arrested for indecent exposure or whatever it is.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 58:27

support like a, like a woman and whatever, but like, I didn't like that. It felt yucky and icky and it felt like, I don't know, it felt weird and wrong and uncomfortable. And like, like I heard somebody say, like, if I wanted to see like. No one wants to see a fucking vagina at 3pm on a Wednesday. Like, come

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 58:47

Yeah, and there was children there.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 58:50

It just was weird. And I don't, I don't know why it felt abusive to me, but it just felt weird. I didn't like

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 58:56

Well, you're not the only one saying that, but yeah, we definitely didn't need to see her landing strip. Could have done without.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 59:04

Yeah, I just, know. It was very strange And I saw like a weird clip of it like right before she dropped her robe and she looked very unsure and I don't know if that's just like propaganda and like people like, you know pointing out like a weird moment that and then Kind of twisting it to be what it wasn't

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 59:25

Yeah,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 59:26

it was strange. I did not

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 59:27

it was very strange. I agree with you on that, but I'm

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 59:31

like

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 59:31

not saying it wasn't strange. Yeah, she did, very

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 59:43

ha ha ha. That's what she looked like she was wearing. the

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 59:51

much.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 59:52

to like, um, fuckin Journeys and you're like, let me try on these Vans, and they're like,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 59:55

And it's like, not even a sock.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 59:58

put this on first. That's what it looked like she was

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:00:00

And then your mom tells you to run around in it and your feet are all fucking sweaty and sticky on the shoes.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:00:05

that and then you take your foot out and it's like kind of moist So like that thing's sticking to you. That's what it looked. That's what she looked like

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:00:12

It did.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:00:13

No

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:00:13

is exactly what it looked like,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:00:14

she looked like

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:00:16

yeah. As well. Very well. Um.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:00:25

Do you think we'll have a lot of lookalike contests this year like we did last year?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:00:30

Look a like contest like the like Miles Teller one and stuff.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:00:33

Yeah

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:00:34

I don't know. I kind of feel like that might have been a 2024 thing.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:00:40

Okay,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:00:40

Poor Kay.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:00:42

Just on my mind.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:00:43

Oh, odd thing to be thinking about. Are you going to be watching the Super Bowl?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:00:49

ways. probably not. I'll watch it for, for, um, I almost said I'll watch it for Taylor Swift. That was funny. I'll watch it for Kendrick Lamar, for

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:00:59

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:01:01

watch that part, but I probably won't. I'm not dating anybody. No one I, no one I love gives a fuck.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:01:06

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:01:07

I don't have a reason.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:01:08

We're going to be in Savannah this weekend. And um, Jose wants to go to like a pub and watch it because obviously we want to watch the Philadelphia Eagles win their Super Bowl.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:01:18

If Megan was here, I would, me and Megan would definitely go to a bar and watch it cause she's like my, my bar girl. But like, I don't think anybody else really gives a shit,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:01:29

Fair.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:01:30

you

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:01:30

Fair. Hmm.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:01:32

Speaking of Megan, I just got off the phone with her. It's just, it's fucking freeze warning tonight in Chicago.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:01:38

yeah, she lives in Chicago

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:01:41

She's always like, how's the weather? She's like,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:01:43

Fucking horrible

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:01:47

She's like, I got a freeze warning. I'm like, disgusting.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:01:50

She's like fucking horrible and we can't even get eggs

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:01:55

I had a dream about eggs.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:01:57

Did you really

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:01:58

I did. I had a dream about, um, like buying eggs.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:02:03

I think I had a dream I got kidnapped the other night, but I don't really remember it

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:02:07

Interesting.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:02:08

Yeah Why did you have a dream about eggs?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:02:13

I couldn't even tell you. It's just on my, on the brain, I guess.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:02:16

Interesting Yeah

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:02:22

dream. but I don't really remember them and I don't really dream. I've only had like two very maybe three Very vivid dreams that I could talk about to this day One of them is my frankie dream, which we've all heard about. Um, and then I had a reoccurring dream as a child. Did you? Did you?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:02:46

No, I don't think so. I, I, the first one that comes to mind is I remember when I was a kid I had a dream about a unicorn,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:02:53

My

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:02:53

but that's the stupidest thing.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:02:55

Have you ever had a reoccurring dream? They're terrifying.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:02:58

I've had a, not a reoccurring dream. I've had a dream that picked off of a dream.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:03:03

Okay,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:03:03

up off of. Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:03:05

a reoccurring dream and I haven't had it and if I dream about it tonight, I'm literally calling the police, but I had a reoccurring dream when I was growing up and it was circus themed.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:03:15

Oh, that's creepy.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:03:16

Very scary. I had a dream also one time that like I woke up and all four of you fuckers were at my, my,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:03:24

Yeah. You've told me that one. You've told me that one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:03:27

me.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:03:28

I've had dreams. Have you ever had dreams where you got shot in your dream?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:03:31

Oh, yeah. I had a dream one time that an axe came down on me and I woke up.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:03:35

Yeah, see that's pretty scary.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:03:38

Why do we dream that?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:03:39

I don't know. Jose doesn't dream, but Jose also has sleep issues.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:03:43

Yeah, it's because he's never hits Rem.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:03:45

Yeah, so like I think once we get that figured out, which we're working on it and he starts hitting some REM, I'm gonna keep asking him.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:03:53

experience for him.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:03:54

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:03:54

last night I had a dream. So I've like been like, um, know, I, you know, like kind of like chit chat with people on the internet. That was a

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:04:03

Oh.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:04:04

saying that like on Omegle or anything. That's fucking weird.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:04:08

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:04:08

you know,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:04:09

My goal.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:04:10

and shit, like, Oh, like chit chat back and forth, people

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:04:13

Yeah. Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:04:17

but like, At this point, like, I'm trying to like, kind of like look the other way. And, um, I had a dream. I am a little bit concerned about like a few things, physical features. So I'm a little concerned, but I had a dream that he was a supermodel,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:04:41

Oh.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:04:42

not like completely straight teeth, completely straight the whole nine. So we'll see, you know,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:04:50

I showed Jose that picture. I said, Look at this guy that Amy's talking to,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:04:55

talking

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:04:55

he was like, what is he ugly like? He was, that's so sad. And I was like, um, I mean, you can decide that. And I looked, yeah. And I like, I like showed it to him and he was like, like,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:05:09

I hate it here. Someone save me. If anyone wants to marry me, please. I take that back immediately. Immediately resent that.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:05:18

yeah,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:05:19

Send in an application. Or just come

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:05:21

we'll consider, we'll consider

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:05:24

Please.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:05:25

to be over six four

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:05:26

Not even, dude. I'll take 5 8 at this point. I'm like down for a short guy.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:05:32

short kings.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:05:33

We've been known this.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:05:34

Jose Short.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:05:35

ones. Yeah, they're easier to manipulate. Just kidding. Jokes, jokes. Jokes!

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:05:45

I don't know what else.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:05:46

week? What do you think we should watch or listen to or

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:05:48

Um, I want to watch that OJ Simpson documentary that just came out. Mom told us it was really good

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:05:54

That's

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:05:55

and then, um, I heard

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:05:58

like, that bitch. If they put Mom in charge of that trial, that man would have been in jail. Like the way that she described that trial to me the other night.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:06:05

I was talking to her the other night, last night too, and she was like, I remember like when that happened.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:06:10

the facts. All the facts. She knows who was there, right time, wrong

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:06:14

her and um, him and uh, Princess Diana. Mom was obsessed with Princess Diana.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:06:20

Who wasn't?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:06:21

I know. But, so I want to watch that because I, I heard from her and then I heard from somebody else that it was really good.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:06:26

Okay.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:06:27

And so I was like, must be really good. And then, Not like mom's work is bad, but like if someone else like wow, this is coming up all of a sudden

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:06:35

Yeah, yeah.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:06:38

But I don't know if I'm watching as much. I'm gonna finish finish. Why can I talk?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:06:44

What?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:06:45

I am going to finish Onyx Storm.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:06:48

Great.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:06:49

going through my books I'm gonna read Sky Shade, the book you gifted me at Thanksgiving That's the third book to the Light Lark series And then I had a few remember that book I bought With you as well and it was like that Like women's history kind of book and it was like women up until now.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:07:11

Yes,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:07:12

I was like joking around I was like, maybe I should read this now since like things are changing and I was like, I think I am I think I'm gonna take some time and read it

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:07:21

You

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:07:21

But

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:07:23

Okay,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:07:24

but I can't remember.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:07:25

I am gonna watch the Game of Thrones finale.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:07:29

Wait, you're already through that whole last season?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:07:31

Yep.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:07:32

We didn't even talk about that.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:07:33

I know.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:07:35

It's not

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:07:35

I'm, I am so unwell about it. Like, yeah,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:07:40

watch the finale and we'll talk about it next week.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:07:43

Yeah, the, the last episode before the finale ripped me to shreds.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:07:48

Yeah,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:07:50

Very difficult. But, you know, I have a lot of thoughts, a lot of feelings. We'll save that for next week after I watch the finale. Um, and then, so I'm going to watch that. I have started watching SpongeBob again. Very happy. It's made my life infinitely better.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:08:07

I didn't so we I started watching it too and I didn't remember Spongebob having like three episodes in one.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:08:13

Yeah.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:08:14

I why I don't know why. Jose was like, that was short and then the next one started and I was like

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:08:19

15 minutes.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:08:22

Yeah, see, I totally forgot about that.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:08:24

they end up being

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:08:25

And we didn't realize the first episode was the one where he's like doing all the Krabby Patties out the window.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:08:33

Yeah.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:08:34

We were like, that's the first episode?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:08:36

Dude, SpongeBob is so good. I like, it's, it's created like a whole vibe in my, in my house. Like a nostalgic like aura,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:08:47

Maybe we should take down the naked women's on the wall and put out the Spongebob.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:08:50

no, absolutely not. No, now we're going too far

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:08:54

I'm gonna call mom out for a second. Mom said, how is she gonna find somebody when that's her wall? I said,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:09:03

one,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:09:04

well, if he likes that wall, then you know, he'll be fine.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:09:07

you know what?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:09:08

He'll be a keeper.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:09:10

I don't my home is my cultivation of me

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:09:13

fine.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:09:13

the thing that like I also was having a hard time I was talking to somebody the other day about like dating and it's like at the point in my life and like where i'm Early twenties when I was still drinking and like partying and doing all the fucking shit. I like wanted to go out all the time. Like I would rather, if I was at work, was not at home. If I wasn't at work, I wasn't at home. I was out. Like I

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:09:37

Mm hmm.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:09:39

and like now that I'm like, I have cultivated an environment where like you're telling me now I have to, to, in order to date somebody, I have to leave my curated. Home that

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:09:56

hmm.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:09:57

I need that has, you know, real housewives on a loop

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:10:02

Yeah. Mm hmm.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:10:07

that has my ice roller chilling That has like my fucking snuggie ready to go and my two Creatures that i've adopted and forced to be there force them to be their leader. I have to actually leave this home To go have conversation. No You

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:10:23

I feel the exact same way. But I am a homebody.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:10:27

I don't want to do that for the chance. Let's say let's give them 4 percent chance for the 4 percent chance. They're going to end up being like a semi decent person that I'm going to want to see twice. I don't think it's going to happen.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:10:42

I get it.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:10:43

Like it's

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:10:44

I met Jose at work. I had to see him every day.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:10:48

You know what? I've done the dating at work thing multiple times. It's

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:10:51

Yeah, no, it doesn't work out. I

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:10:54

know,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:10:55

quit my job soon after that, so don't do that.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:10:57

I'm going to put naked demon people on my walls because I like them. I'm

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:11:01

Okay.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:11:02

I'm not, you know, I'm not worried about it.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:11:04

I've opened a can of worms.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:11:07

Yeah, yeah, you're dead.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:11:08

I died.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:11:09

Yeah, you're dead. so watching spongebob recommend that game of thrones finale I'm reading satanic shadows right now, which is amazing. I love love love Yeah, once I finish satanic shadows, it's kind of like my palette cleanser. I've got to finish somewhere beyond the sea and

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:11:31

Satanic Shadows is your palette cleanser?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:11:35

Yeah, of course. What else?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:11:38

Yikes. Um,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:11:40

it's really

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:11:41

okay.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:11:41

fast paced fantasy Enemy, not enemies to lovers, but like bully romance vibe.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:11:49

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:11:50

Yeah, it's cool.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:11:51

Okay.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:11:53

Really recommend that.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:11:56

Probably won't read it, but okay.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:12:00

Well, don't worry. I will explain it to you in detail.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:12:03

Yeah, appreciate it. As long as it's

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:12:07

with her other sister today, Amanda, about a few books that she's reading and she's like literally, I was like, wow, we're on the complete opposite ends of the

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:12:14

Yeah. What is she reading, like literary fiction?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:12:17

Yeah. Like historical literary fiction. She

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:12:19

Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:12:20

She loves it. I'm like, dude, I'm reading satanic shadows. She

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:12:23

She's like

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:12:24

heck?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:12:25

She's like a Downton Abbey person.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:12:27

Yeah. Which I appreciate. I mean like I totally get it, but it's just, it's too boring for me. I want to read like weird shit, you know? What?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:12:38

like that. I was gonna say like that vampire when I sent you the other day,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:12:42

god, I

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:12:42

I sent Amy a, it was like a tick tock, but it was, um, like a little piece.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:12:50

Oh

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:12:50

Oh my God. Luna has her head under my door and I just see her eyeball staring at me.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:12:55

she's a freak show.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:12:57

it was just like a little like piece of from the book and it was like saying, sorry, this is gross.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:13:02

Abby sent it to me and said, this cannot be for serious or

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:13:06

said, this can't be real. People actually read this shit because it was, they were like wanting to have sex. It was like a vampire book and she was like, I'm on my period and he was like, we don't just drink blood from, from the face or something. I don't remember what he said. I'm basically saying he would, like, eat her out because she was on her period. And I was like, come on, like, really?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:13:30

like, come

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:13:30

Who the fuck writes this?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:13:32

sent it to me, like, as a joke. And I was like, oh my god, yeah, totally. Who the fuck would read that? And then I'm like, buys immediately.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:13:40

Amazon. Yeah.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:13:42

like, Amy, that's so gross. Like, it's not gross.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:13:46

Has no substance. Has no substance. But okay.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:13:51

Sometimes no substance is great. And you know what? How dare you? Because someone put their heart and soul into writing that.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:13:58

Someone did. You're right. You're right. It's just not my cup of tea.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:14:04

It's my cup of tea. I'll read that all day long. I just want to know. I'm like, what the fuck? What do you mean?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:14:11

That makes me uncomfortable reading that.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:14:14

Have you read the scene? I'm so glad. Did you see, I sent you like a tick tock and it was like, I don't think you're there yet. Cause I think it's like chapter 40 something.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:14:24

When they have sex, their big sex scene.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:14:26

Yeah.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:14:27

Yeah, it's chapter 49. I know I've seen something about it

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:14:31

Okay. It's

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:14:33

Why?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:14:34

I want to chat after you read that because like the way that she describes one of their sex positions, I'm like, what the fuck are they doing?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:14:41

Yeah, that's what i've seen on tiktok is people trying to figure out what they were doing

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:14:45

I think I sent it to you where the girl's like straddling like the chair.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:14:48

here. Yeah

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:14:50

that shit's funny.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:14:52

Okay, we're just tattling now

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:14:53

Okay. Yeah, we're just yapping.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:14:55

yapping along

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:14:56

is why we're here. What else do we do?

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:14:58

That's true

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:14:59

Okay,

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:15:00

All right What?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:15:04

Oh wait born BTY. I said BYP bitch, please

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:15:14

What does that mean?

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:15:15

Nothing. I said

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:15:16

Yeah, I was confused.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:15:19

I was also in the club. We are all confused.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:15:21

were all confused.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:15:23

We're gonna

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:15:24

With that,

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:15:25

out.

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:15:25

goodbye. We'll see you next week. Next week is Valentine's Day. This will be coming out on Valentine's Day next week. Well, not this one, but next week when we record. Okay, okay. All right, bye.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:15:36

And that's our

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:15:37

That's our cue.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:15:39

later!

apm_1_02-05-2025_190739 1:15:39

Goodbye, guys. Have a good week.

squadcaster-ejfj_1_02-05-2025_190740 1:15:41

up. Wrap it up.