My Sister Made Me Read It

Wisdom Tooth Surgery, Meatballs, Current Reads, and Fertilized Eggs

• Amy and Abby • Episode 26

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On this episode of the My Sister Made Me Read It podcast, Abby starts off with recounting the past week taking care of her husband, Jose, after he had last minute wisdom tooth surgery. They jump into the most important food, meatballs before they discuss their recent reads. The progress into memories of how Amy terrorized Abby as a kid by making her watch the first three SAW movies and how that nightmare came to fruition when Abby needed a bathroom in the middle of nowhere on a road trip. They close out by having to discuss fertilized eggs (?)...


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apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Dun dun

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

And welcome back to my sister made me read it. I'm Abbey.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

And I made me.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I wonder if people can tell us apart because sometimes we sound the same.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Sometimes we do.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

You're slower. You have like a slower voice cadence.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I do. I do.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

And I kind of, um, have like an uptake. Well, we both do that.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

like I edit this and so I'll go back and listen to it and I'm like, I hate the way I talk sometimes. I'm like, you just like,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

No one likes the way they talk.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

like, mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

always been like that forever.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I know, but it's

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

We both do. I mean like all three of us talk similarly, I think. Like with like the yeah, yeah. Mm hmm. Like I get made fun of all the time

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

hmm. Yeah, no, I'm gonna do it the whole episode and not.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Mm hmm.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, I don't know

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

No.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

It's just how it's just who we are. Um Good, i'm back. I had a great great work weekend Literally so tired It was really long. Like i've had like a lot You A long weekend, but all is well, all is good. Just got home from a long day. It's snowing. Which is

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

is

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

horrible. Hate it. It's snowing with a lot too.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah, it looked like it. It's been raining here like since noon, but like, and it's been colder, but not like that kind of cold. Is

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

usually it's been snowing at nighttime and then like the, the ground and stuff is colder because the sun hasn't been out, but like today it started snowing like at 2 PM. So like none of it was really sticking, but it was coming down hard. Like I was in the office and I'm like, bruh. I wanna, I'm about to go the fuck home.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah. Yeah.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

don't know. They're saying it's supposed to like, be like kind of on and off snowy and rainy tonight. So I'm a little bit worried about tomorrow, but I'm hoping it's all okay, cause I have a really busy day tomorrow with things that like, I can't really reschedule. So, but we'll see. How was your week? Would you do anything funsy?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Um, nothing funsy because Jose had to get wisdom tooth

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh, yes. How was husband?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

literally like the day after we recorded, he had a dental appointment and like we've known he's been needing to get them removed. It's just kind of something that they don't bother him. So it's being put off, put off until we moved here and found a dentist we love, which we love our dentist here. And they like confirmed, like, yeah, he needed them taken out. And he had a feeling he had like a chip tooth. He was getting filled that morning. And when he went in, they were like, Hey, we had a cancellation for tomorrow at one. Do you want it? Jose was like, let me go home and like, talk to my wife about it. Cause it was like the, it would be like the day.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

before

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

It was that Thursday

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Valentine's

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Thanksgiving,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Day

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Valentine's Day. And I just wrote Thanksgiving in my book. That's why I'm thinking that. But, um,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Why?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

so it, uh, it's, I'll tell you in a

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Okay

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

And, um, so he was like, I have to go talk to her. Like, I would feel guilty, blah, blah, blah. And we just kind of sat down to the pros and cons and it just kind of worked out with schedule. Like, is going to take you a while to recover. Like you're not going to wait. He's been going to be traveling a lot for work. Like you're not going to want to be in a plane after.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

no.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

so I kind of was like, just fucking do

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

And so he did it. He had three taken out. Amy, it was so fucking funny because I dropped him off and they're like, okay, like we'll call you when he's

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

like, okay, cool. they're like, are you going to stay? And I live like four minutes from the dentist. And I was like, no, I'm going to go home. Like, I'm going to have lunch and then I'll come pick him up. And they're like, okay. So they call me and they're like, I'm like waiting for them to call me. They're not calling. Then they finally call me and they're like, so it's taking a little bit longer than we thought. They're like being really stubborn teeth, blah, blah. I'm like, okay, whatever. Like

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

How long was this like at this point? How how long has it been?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I dropped him off at one. It was like three 15 at this point. And they told me, they told me three.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Okay,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

And so I was like, okay, probably just got surgered, like, whatever. then they didn't call me until, like, 4. 15. And they were like, okay, we're done. Like, they were, like, he had one that was really stubborn, didn't want to come out. They basically, like, had to go down to his bone. Like, it wouldn't come

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I'm literally gonna throw up that just made me like want to gag

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

was like, I was like, just thinking to myself, like, great, this is going to be horrible. so they're like, okay, like you can come pick them up. Okay, cool. they're like, they tell me exactly where to park. Cause they're like, we're going to

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Wheel them out.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

and put them in the car for you. Great. I parked there, and I go in to let them know I'm there. And they're like, okay, wait by your car, the doctor's going to come out and talk to you and kind of like remind you of all the things you've got to do. Great. The doctor comes out. This is the first time I've seen this doctor, because like, our normal doctor doesn't do it. It's like the higher up

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Okay.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

It's like classic and we love him, but it's like classic dentist, like white teeth veneers. Like he has the best teeth like you would ever

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Well, good.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

all this Botox,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

you don't want a dentist that looks poor.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

No, exactly. And so I'm like, hi, how are you? Like, we're meeting. He just starts rambling all the stuff I have to do for Jose.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Uh oh.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

this stuff for this hour, do this, this. And I'm like,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

You're like, do you have a pen?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

he's like, do you have these medications? Cause like we had to pick up the medications the night before. Do you have these, do you have these? And I'm like, It's in the car. Let me just grab it. Like,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I'll show you what I have. Yeah.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I didn't have one.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh, good.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

for me. And so I'm like, okay, cool. So then I get back to the car and I'm like going through my mind, like, you know what he just said. And then wait another 10 minutes. He's still not coming out. And then the other doctor comes out or like the assistant one, this is old, like older lady. It's very nice and she was like, I just wanted to come talk to you before they're about to wheel them out. And she then goes through like a list of

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh my god, do they not communicate?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

And I'm like, yeah, exactly. I'm like, Oh my God. Okay. Yeah. And I'm like asking questions, like it said in the pamphlet, I need to do this like that. And they're like, yeah, but don't do this. Don't do that, but do this. And I'm like, Oh my, I'm going to forget

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, you need like a step by step.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I'm talking to this lady, right? All of a sudden the door opens and they're wheeling Jose out. It was like, I told Jose today, because I didn't want to upset him when he was still like on medication, was like a moment where I looked at him and I was like, Is he alive? Like it was, he like had like a whole bandage around his

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh my god.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

looked like he had plastic

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Was it funny or did it scare you? Oh my god.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

and it scared me at

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Full cross eyed?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

full like,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh my god.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

like, he was like, I, yeah, I did not remember until like, I was sitting

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

He was so out of it.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

So out of

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh my god,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

it was funny because like, so then the anesthesiologist is the one who like got him in the car,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

dude, that would have scared me

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

car. So then I say bye to the older lady doctor and the anesthesiologist name was Tim. He's very, very nice. he's like, you can come get in the car. Like we'll talk. And he's like standing next to Jose with the door open. I'm in the driver's seat. starts listing all this shit

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

bruh.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

And I'm like, okay, I'm like writing stuff down. I'm trying to remember, take this medication every six hours. Take this. Don't do this. Don't do this. I'm like, okay, don't do that. Don't like, this is really important. Do this, but don't do this. But yeah, maybe do that. And I'm like, okay, okay. Like trying to figure it out. he leaves, whatever they closed the door. And Jose, like I,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

you say anything to him?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah, I was like, hey baby, how are you? Are you okay? Hi, like and he was like just

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

a thumbs up I told him today I was like I had a moment before I drove off where I was like I relate to the parents who have their first child and they're like you're letting me go home with like this baby Like that's my baby like I had that moment in the car where I was like

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I have to take care of this

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

like I have to take care of

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh my god.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

care of this

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh my god. That's so true. Like you really haven't ever had to like do that.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

like he's had stuff done before, like he had his eye procedure, but he didn't have anesthesia. This was the first time he's been knocked

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

was very coherent in his whole eye situation. And so this was the first time he was locked, knocked out. And so then they want you to go either have a smoothie or a milkshake, like waiting at home

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Okay.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

to go pick one up on the way home. So I was like, we're going to go. We like talked about it before he went,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Okay. He wanted to go on the way home

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

gonna go to Chick fil A, and we're gonna get a vanilla milkshake, and then we'll go home, right? So then, he's like trying to talk to me while we're driving, but he has gauze

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

you sobbing laughing? I would have been laughing so Hard.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

and then he like, it's like, He would write it in his phone and like,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh, well, at least he could do that

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah. And then at one point he does this thing where he's like, like with his arm, like fingers down and like making fun

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, I was about to say, he was, I was like, did he try to do anything funny?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I was like, what? Well, he told me what, like when we were driving Chick

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Because he's a funny guy. So I would, I would be very surprised if he didn't do something funny.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

He did something and I was like, what, what? And he was like, he did something I don't remember what it was. I just remember it couldn't decipher what he was trying to do, like with his hand movements. he wrote in his phone, no pictures. I was like,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Okay.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

feel bad if I took a picture now. Like, so I didn't take any

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Damn.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

then. But then, um, he did like that hand movement thing. And I was like, what are you doing? I was like, what? And we were like at a red light and he showed me and he was like walrus. And I was like, Oh yeah, you look like a walrus. Cause like he had like hit the way his gauze was coming out. It looks like,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh, poor baby,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

And then, so we get to Chick fil A. Nobody's in line. One drive, one drive thru person standing outside. It's this young kid, this young boy. And I'm like, I feel so bad because Jose looks so rough

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

dude. I would have been like facial transplant. My husband just got his fucking facial transplant.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I'm like kind of like close to the steering wheel, trying to block his view to

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

You should have just put his seat all the way back. Like lay back. Gross.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

back because you like, I have the blood has to drain. And so, um, I'm like, okay, I just need a milkshake. Like, can you make it like, Extra liquidy, like, is there any way we can add extra milk or something?'cause like, you can't suck in a straw, so he's gonna have to basically sip it. And um, he was like, he was so sweet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he like did it. And then like when he was like, I have, after I paid, he like leaned over and he was like, I hope you feel better. Like, he was like really sweet. And so then we get to the window and I'm doing the same thing. I'm like

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

trying to block Jose from literally the whole inside of Chick-fil-A and. They, I watched them make the milkshake and I'm like, it was this other kid, but you could tell he was like a punk ass kid. And I was like, he's not making my milkshake liquidy. Like, I just know he didn't read what the person put in the nice boy put into the

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Mm hmm.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

And so then they hand me my milkshake. I'm driving away. I'm like, I take a sip and I'm like, you can't fucking drink this because I'm barely getting it through the

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Mm hmm.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

and so I'm driving away and the guy's like, why the fuck would she want a liquidy? Who wants a milkshake liquidy? And

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

You dumbass! Look at him!

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

him He needs a liquidy No,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh my god.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

it's been like a trip because Like I, we got him inside, got him in bed. He was fine, but he like, wasn't tired. He like, didn't want to take a nap. I don't know.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

How's he doing now? How's his healing been? So how many days has it been now? Like five?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

It was a week today,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Okay.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

but, um, we went to his checkup this morning and the doctor said it was good. We just have like one more week until we're in the clear, but literally like. He's surviving off milkshakes protein shakes

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

was the first day I've been making they like kind

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

What about like mashed potatoes and stuff?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Today was the first day they cleared him for it.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Bruh. Has he lost weight?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

He's lost four

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah. Okay.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah, and so, um, today he's been eating scrambled eggs

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Okay.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Like really soft scrambled eggs and

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

You could, you should put like eggs in his smoothies and stuff. Get him some.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Oh,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

He won't taste them.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

yogurts like protein yogurt drinks In the smoothies and they make those protein shakes

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Just some like avocados and stuff.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

and then chicken broth He's been

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Good.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

but he couldn't have anything warm for over 48

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, that sucks. Dude, I would literally be like give me every single oxycodone you have. I'd just be like zonked.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

so I gave him a uh, uh, He had a hydrocodone they gave him that when I was talking to tim He I was like he was like, you know, you can give that to him. I would Usually give that to him at like night and I was like, okay, I'll give him one tonight

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Did it make him sick? I mean if he's not eating anything.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

He was fine. He just didn't sleep well. So then I was like, okay, you don't really do good on hydrate Hydra, whatever. So I'll just give you the ibuprofen. We'll just do the ibuprofen every six hours

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

and he's been okay. Okay.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

the other night, Jose was like, I think I'm going to take like a, cause he's, he went back to work yesterday he's talking a

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Mm hmm. Sore.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

and sore. And so he was like, I think I'm going to take a hydrocodone

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Uh, yeah.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

And I was like, okay. And he was like, I don't know. I'm just worried how it's going to affect me. And I was like, what do you mean you took one the first night? And he was like, no, I didn't. And I was like,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah you did.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

And he was like, okay. I don't remember that at all. He was like, I don't remember that night. And I was like, sounds, yeah,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

about right.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

But,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

had hydrocodons for a while and I don't really remember why.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I have some left over. That or Percocet? Is Percocet one?

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

You don't want to mess with that though. I had hydrocodon.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

from surgery. I think I still have

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah. I don't know if, I mean, I,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

fine.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I think I was fine on, on them too.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

It was just, it was just funny, like I, Like I said, like, I didn't want to make him upset when he still wasn't feeling well. So we were joking around today was the first day we were joking around and I was like, that look you gave me when you were coming down that ramp, I was like, my heart clenched.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

look like, um, Yeah.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

my

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Did he look like Jason Momoa when, um, in Game of Thrones, when Khaleesi has the blood magic done on him? And he's just like,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yes. literally what he looked

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

yeah. That is fucking creepy.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Creepy.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Like just nothing behind his eyes. Just like, like one's kind of like sideways, you know,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I was like, are you sure you want to hand him to me? Like,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

sure. Is he

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

till he like wakes

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

lobotomized? Oh no. No, no.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Cause you know, like doctors are so like, they do that

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I know they're so desensitized.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

here you

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

you go.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

like, who don't deal with that were like, okay.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I would have been like no this he's got to stay overnight. I think I think he needs to stay overnight

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I think he needs to stay. Um, then poor Jose, we're like walking in our apartment building, and you know, it's, we just have like a parking lot out front, and like all these people are getting in their cars,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh, no

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Jose, and he has his head wrapped,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Nose job. He just got a nose job. I would have made so much fun

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

yeah,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Well shit, i'm glad he's feeling better. I was worried about him. I know he was nervous

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

He's fine, he's just like now, like, he's like, I will never take food for granted.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, I bet

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

like, I will never complain about your cooking

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Why would he complain about your cooking you're literally a star

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I know, but some

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I know Well, that's because he's literally a toddler.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

a boy.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh my god,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

But,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

such a good cook Speaking of cooking i've been cooking so much more because I have nothing else to fucking do And i'm used to my restaurant making my dinner and like now i'm like Do I not eat anything or do I like nut up and shut up and like learn how to actually cook things? So i've been cooking a little bit. I just made some ground beef and some So Peppers and onions

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I like, I have always understood this, but I think more now than ever, I like understand why you and mom sometimes are like, I'm just not going to eat for dinner or like, I'm just going to have this

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

because I'm so used to like, I have to make dinner. Like I have to feed another

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

like, cause he can't cook.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

like no just me

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

not eating, I'm like,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Whatever

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

have like a yogurt or like I had a had a breakfast sandwich that I

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Dude, I'll be like I'll be like nah, like I'm not in the mood to eat anything I'll just have like I don't feel like preparing a meal. I'll just have like a pickle

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

And like a glass of like look or like a LaCroix Just call it a day

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I did make white I call them white people tacos

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

What is that?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

doesn't it's like ground beef tacos with like flour tortillas

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

tacos. So we just call them white people tacos because jose doesn't like

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, like a Taco Bell moment?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

make that the other day

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Okay.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

sour cream and stuff. Because like if he can't eat or if he's out of town or somewhere, like I'm going to eat what I like to eat that

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, I'm like, I try to be good about it. Cause like the first, well, like when I'm working, I get my meals in the first half of the day. Like I'm pretty good on like my protein and stuff. And then when I get to work, they'll make me like a chicken breast or like, I'll have like some like beef or whatever, like steak and just like vegetables. And then, but now that I like am by myself, I'm just like, no, I'm not going to eat tonight. Or I'll just do like, I do a lot of. A lot of pasta. I do a lot of pasta. Like that's pretty much it.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

That's what I, that's what I did last night. Um, at our apartment, a food truck comes every Tuesday.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

At the beginning of the month, they let us know, like, what the schedule is. thought you answered the phone. I was like, bitch. Um, and last night was supposed to be this one food truck called Chuckstown

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

You guys have a food truck in your apartment,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

one comes every Tuesday.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

cute What's it called chuck's what

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

is one that we've been wanting to try and we've just been out of town when they have come. And so at first I wasn't Chuck, Chuck's town meatballs and it's like meatball subs, spaghetti and meatballs,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I, I haven't had a meatball sub in so long.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

while.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

one does a meatball sub. Like, I haven't, I don't know where I could go right now to get a meatball sub.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

this one looks so

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Like a good authentic meatball sub.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah. so I was,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Do you have mom's meatball recipe?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

yeah.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Maybe I do.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

easiest

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Really? I know,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

easiest

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

feel like the recipe, like the ingredients itself are easy, but like the procedure is, is, is what's hard for me. See, I'm not good with that.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

It just takes a

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

What's a while? Like all day?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I like to cook it all day, but you really need like four hours.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Okay.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

cook them in the sauce.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I know you cook them in the sauce.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

them and then put them in the sauce, it would cut the time in

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

No, they're better cooked. You gotta cook them in the sauce.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Anyways, um, Yeah, so then I had a dinner planned, but then it was

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I'm so, so sorry. I'm just on this topic. I'm so sorry. I'm going to let you finish. What kind of cheese do you do with the meatballs?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Provolone

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

It's, provolone's always, provolone's a little too cheesy for, like a little too, has, I like provolone, but I feel like it's got a funk.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

this. Jose and I have just talked about this too. We're, we used to like provolone. Now we don't really like provolone

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I don't not like provolone, but,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

right

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

oh, okay. I don't not like provolone, I love provolone for like a nice, cold Italian sup. I like a provolone,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

yeah, yeah.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

but like, the meatballs are so flavorful, like I feel like the provolone, warm provolone overpowers things, I think.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

need, I think for a meatball sub, you need a low moisture, Fresh mozzarella. Like not the kind you get in that little

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

No.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

ball. You have to get the one that you could shred if you wanted

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Okay. I could go to like the counter and get them to slice mozzarella. Like a, like a deli mozzarella.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah, probably but they

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Or you could do,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

they sell the

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

you could do shredded mats.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

You could. Yeah,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

maybe like a, maybe like a, a, a sprinkle of like Parmesan reno on top. Like a little sprinkle for a little flavor.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I like pecorino romano, but that's just preference.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Peppier. Peppy.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Because

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Okay.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

sheep's milk. So it's just It has like more of a bite, I

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, it does have more of a bite. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna, I'm gonna make one. You want to come visit me?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

the recipe. I've been thinking

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Okay, we can make meatballs.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I was just, for um, for uh, Christmas, I made half the recipe.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Okay, cool

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

have to make the

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I'll have to make half or I can make a hole and give it to people at work

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

You

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

and prove that i'm domesticated

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

it's like the easiest, it's just you have to give it

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Okay, continue

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

like, and then you buy like the frozen cavatelli in the freezer aisle. The pasta,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, I mean or I could just like boil pasta

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah, I know, but we used to eat it with cavatelli. So every time I made

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

You'd get the cavatelli. Yeah, I love a cavatelli

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Anyways, so this food truck was supposed to be here last

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yes

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I went up last minute and was like, I don't want to cook dinner, I'm just going to go out and get some spaghetti and meatballs. And, um, they didn't fucking show up.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

How dare they

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

That's so upsetting

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

yeah. And so I came inside, Bye. Bye.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I already had plans, which is odd. I wanted to make Swedish meatballs.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

okay, I, I hear you.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I have the stuff for meatballs. I'm now I want spaghetti and meatballs. So I just made homemade spaghetti and meatballs in like

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Did you make the Swedish ones yet? What is a Swedish meatball? They're sweet. Is it like barbecue saucy?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

no, it's like, remember like the meatballs from Ikea.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I know.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

sauce.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh, okay. I always thought they were like barbecue saucy. Different,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Saucy.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

thing. Swassy.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

was gonna do like Swedish meatballs and rice and broccoli.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Cool.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Cause I had some like, I had some stuff for that, but.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Well, maybe next time.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

up doing the normal ones and it was very

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Maybe next time. Anyways, what are you reading right now? Anything?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah, I was gonna read Skyshade, but um, that's an actual book and I've been really wanting to read on my

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, I feel that.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

just started reading, um, Saving Six

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh, okay. I saw that.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

of the

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Tommen,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

series.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

you put that on your Goodreads.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah, I just figured I'd start

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, I, like, am having such a hard time.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Why?

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I don't know. I don't know. Yeah.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I have been too.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Like it's not, I don't want to say it's like a slump because like I told myself this year I'm going to kind of take, take my time. But like, and I love, I think the problem is I'm reading, my physical book I'm reading right now is somewhere beyond the sea. And I just like, and it's taking me forever to get through. And like, I was telling, talking to Mel about it and Mel was like, yeah, I get that. Like there's not, I was like, I love it. Of course. Cause it's like so sweet and cute. And I loved, um, Cerulean Sea, but like, it's just like, Not holding my, my interest very much. And she was like, well, yeah, it's, it's more like a, like a cute cozy book and there's not much at stake. And I'm like, that's exactly what it is. Like, there's just not anything at stake. Like, it's just like a super cute, sweet, happy story. You know,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Hm. Mhm.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

so I'm struggling through it a little bit and then I'm still reading Madness, which is like 800 pages So that takes forever to get through

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Oh

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

but I'm like a good like 65 percent through it and that one like I go from reading Madness to somewhere beyond the sea and it's just like you could not get more opposite

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

No.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

could not get more opposite. So it's I'm just having a hard time. And then I'm also trying to throw a nonfiction book. So I'm listening to a nonfiction book right now too, which I try to force myself to listen to in my workday hours instead of other things.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Mhm.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

know, like if I'm in my workday hours, I'm like, okay, the only book that I'm going to be reading or listening to is my nonfiction book, which is so good. I love it so much. It's called work party. I forget who, who's the author, but she's great. The author narrates it, which I really like. But I'm just having a hard time. I'm just having a little bit of a hard time.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

um, I've been having a hard time, I was like, I talked about it when I was reading Onyx Storm Work Parties by Jacqueline Johnson

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Love her. It's a great book.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

But,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

If you're in like a, if you're a woman and you're in business related fields, I mean like that sounds so silly to say. If you're a woman and you work in something where you have authority and like a say in things, I definitely would read Work Party.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

It's work party how to create and cultivate the career of your dreams

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Let me see. It's all pink.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

It's very good. She's got a lot of good things to say. Yeah.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Um, but what I was saying was, I was saying that when I was reading Onyx Storm that I was, like, struggling to get through it, and I don't know. Cause now I'm reading this book, and I'm enjoying it, so I'm, like, wanting to get in bed at the end of the night and read it, so I don't think it was, I'm in, like, a

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah. It's just like the books.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

like, after, like, a good book, you have, like, a reading hangover?

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

people always say it about, like, Onyx Storm, Iron Flame, Fourth Wing. I feel like Onyx Storm made me feel like I had a hangover while I was reading it. Like,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Abby, I couldn't even I don't even well I will always remember what a hangover feels like but like couldn't even tell you but I think so Melanie brought this up to me too because I kind of have been telling her like i'm just like Not as like I haven't read anything that i've been like that has touched me in a long time

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Mm

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

And she was like, I think it's I think this is like your post throne of glass slump

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah, probably.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

read anything That like Entices those feelings that throne of glass did and I think that's obviously like very common.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah, and I think Onyx Storm, we probably had a lot higher expectations, so there was a lot of disappointment with that one.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah I don't know if there's disappointment. I didn't like it. But like yeah It didn't like pull I don't know. I don't know But we'll see melanie is about three hours into the um butcher and blackbird third book

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Oh,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, so she's listening to it. She already has very strong opinions But she's like you, she's like you with books sometimes. Um, she said, I haven't started it at all, so I can't. She did tell me, um, like, before starting it, she was like, this is the, So the Butcher and Blackbird series is about three brothers and each book is about a brother

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Mm hmm.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

she said that this book is about the brother that she's least interested in. So she knew that she wanted to read it obviously to finish the trilogy, but she kind of went into it thinking like she wasn't going to care as much anyways. And she said that she feels like the author kind of got like a little bit lazy with this one.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Well,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

don't know. I don't want to speak for her. What are you doing? You look like very preoccupied.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I was looking at my notes. Sorry.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh, well, you know, be more prepared. I've got notes in my brain.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I forget lots of things now. If I don't write it down, it's out. in one ear out

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, story of my life. I just wing everything.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I'm surprised I didn't kill Jose with overdosing him with all

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh my God.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

they gave me.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Jesus Christ. I know, you probably, did you keep like a schedule?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I didn't, yeah, I did. I had a paper, pad and paper in it. Every time we, I gave him medication, I wrote

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Dude, I forget sometimes, I literally like, when I was dating my last ex, and we would go to bed, I'd be like, I need you to literally look me in the eyes every single time I take my medicine, because I will forget. And like, it never failed, like at least like five times a week I'd be like, did you see me take my medicine? And he's like, yeah. I'm like, perfect, thank you. Yeah.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

like, he'll just, he'll be like, what time did I take that? And I'm like, I don't know. You

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

laughs

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

it. don't you look at the time?

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

took it?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

But, um, it worked out because the day he had his surgery, mom was with Aunt

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Mm-hmm

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

And Aunt Heather is a dentist.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh yeah. Okay, okay.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

and so when I called, when they called me to say hi, We obviously talked about it. So she gave me some tips to help him

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh my God, that's so funny.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

And so I felt really, I felt good about it. Cause I was like, okay, well, if something happens,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah. You're calling it Heather. What are the odds? That's funny.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I know, but, um, yeah, I don't know. Crazy.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Okay. What was on your notes? I wanna know now I'm curious.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Um, we watched, because Jose's, we've just been like

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Incapacitated. Yeah.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

stuff. Um, we watched, I had previously watched season one of Night Agent on Netflix, but I for, it was like a while ago where I forgot it and I was like, do you want to just like restart it? And he was like, yeah, sure. So we restarted it cause season two just came out at the beginning of the year, I think. And mom told me it was great, whatever. I mean, it was fine.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Not interested.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

so

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Mom loves that kind of shit.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

It was like, season two was frustrating because as somebody who loves romance, they like, had a roman like at the end of season one, spoiler alert, he like gets on a plane and is like going to do another mission and they're like, it's like that classic he's getting on a plane, she's sitting on the hood as he's taking off in the sun setting and like all that bullshit.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

yeah.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

And

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I was like, she's sitting on the front of the plane?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

about, she's like, don't forget about me. And then like, she sits on the car hood and like watches him take off. And so I'm like, okay, so in season two, they're at least going to have a little bit of romance or like be trying to figure out a relationship,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, no.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

No,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Hmm. See, like, those types of shows, it's like an action y show. Not for me. No, thank you. I'm not gonna waste my time. Okay, not saying, I don't wanna say waste my time, cause that sounds rude, but like,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

a CIA

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

No.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

ops type

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

That does not have any interest to me.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

it was, it was interesting, but it was the first season was

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

That's what I mean. Mom loves that kind of show. She loved that kind of movie growing up. She always wanted to watch like an action movie. You know, and like, I just, I either have to watch something that is stupid boy humor. Like as dumb as you can get. Like honestly, that is my, that's my bread and butter. Or, Horror, but like, niche horror. There's so many different types of horror, you know, and like, I can't just do like a slasher. It has to be like a super niche horror that is like so interesting. What? Dude.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

forgot to tell you the fact that you just said niche horror. And my first thought was Saul is funny.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

So, um,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Go ahead.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Well, what were you gonna

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I was gonna tell the people about how I used to force you to watch horror movies with me and Saw was one of them. Um

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

made me watch Saw 3 when I was fuckin like, 10. And I was scared to death that someone was gonna come rip me from my bed and I was gonna wake up in one of those, like, run down

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

was scared too, that's why I couldn't watch it for myself.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I remember one night, Amy, I was having a nightmare,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Dude, you're sitting on the toilet. You're sitting on the toilet. I'll never forget this. You're sitting on the toilet like literally, like literally going the fuck through it. Like sick to your stomach. And I'm like begging you, do not tell mom, do not. I was like in the bathroom with you, like do not tell mom we can get through this together. And you looked at me like with tears in your eyes like I have to tell mom Oh,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

and dad the next

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

yeah, for sure for sure I was in so much trouble mom was pissed

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

still to this day will not watch any of

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I know i'm so sorry I ruined you I ruined you Oh,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

we went to Savannah, um, I, like, have stomach issues, I have uterus issues, whatever. So, we're on our way to Savannah and something hits me. Like,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

no

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

if it's my stomach, I don't know if I have like a cyst that just ruptured. I'm like going through it and it got so, it got bad where I was like about to

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

much pain and Jose, I was like, we're in the middle of nowhere. We're on our way to Savannah and it's literally like Charleston. Fuckin farmland and then

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

nothing

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

like you're shitting in a cornfield

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah, I was like if you see a bathroom, can you please pull over so he pulls over it? We find a gas station surprisingly and we pull over and there's one women's bathroom and one's men's bathroom And I'm the one woman's bathroom is but like someone's in there so I'm standing

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

There's no way just go on the mens

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

open. So I like waited a minute and I like looked at Jose and I was like, well, you stand by the door and like, so I can go in the men's. And he was like, yeah, this bathroom looked like it was out of saw.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I believe you I believe you

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

like Disgusting

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

scary for you? Did it bring you back?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

a little

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

but I was in so much

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

You didn't even give a fuck.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

that there wasn't even like a

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

You were like literally getting at me like that'll be less vain than when I'm going there.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I literally like I was sitting there and I thought to myself like i'm gonna have to tell amy about this and I was looking At the corner and like there was like mold growing

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

You should have taken a picture.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I should have I didn't think

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Dude, I just like a side note like you're like there's so many women who go through like issues that you do like endometriosis, PCOS, all of that kind of shit. I don't know how you bitches do it. Like constant pain there's you for You've improved I think but there was there's been time periods where you were like in constant debilitating pain And it's like I don't know how you do it. I could not I get cramps and i'm like literally like I'm going i'm dying and I have the light i've always remember i've always had like the lightest cycles like the easiest cycles ever And I still i'm like no I can't do it. That's insane

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

like, yeah, it's just, I have a really high pain tolerance and I think it's because of that, but yeah, it has gotten a lot better. It used to be really bad like when we lived in Philadelphia and then, and then Atlanta was really bad because I developed like travel anxiety because of it. Like every time I left my

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

the nearest bathroom? Like where I could be in a safe

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah You

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

And like, you can't, you don't always have

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

No.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

But no, this time was really bad. Like I like we were halfway and it's only two hours, but we were halfway. And like, I was debating turning around and going back home.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Cause it's like, I, I just know like when I don't feel good and it's, I mean, knock on wood, it's very rare that I don't feel good. And I'm very fortunate with that. Cause like, I don't have, I don't know. I, at least two at this point in my life, up until this point, and I'm 29 years old, I've never had like an ailment that disrupts my life like that. So like day to day, like I'm rocking and rolling. I feel good. Like I don't have any, any like issues. I've never really gotten sick very much. Like as a kid, I was an anxious child and I'm an anxious adult, but I've learned to manage that. That's really the only ailment. But like. As far as, like, needing to, like, I don't know, like, vomit or, like, shit my brains out at, like, any time of the day, like, I never had that and if I do, like, if I do not, if I don't feel good, I don't feel comfortable unless I'm at home. Like, if I did, if I, if I did struggle with that, I would never leave my fucking house.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

says that to me. Jose's like, Jose will be like, I need to go to the bathroom. And I'm like, okay, just go here. Like, we'll be out in public. And he'd be like, no, I'll just go home. And I'm like, why don't you just go here? And he's like, I want to go home. And I'm like, I just don't, like, you kind of get over that the first few times.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Well, like, yeah.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

it

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Like,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

And then if someone's going to be pissed at you, because you are having that kind of episode, like episode or experience in that bathroom, then like, I was like, I would, I have no shame in being like a bitch. I have issues. Do you have a problem with

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

no, just like, grow the fuck up. Like, and I'll poop in public, like, I'm not scared to poop in public, that's not what I'm saying. But, like, I'm saying if I'm, like, in pain, like, if I'm, like,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Oh

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

and don't feel good, and I, like, don't want to be anywhere but home.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

know?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

It's yeah. It's, I mean still don't even know completely what's wrong or like if it's just normal, I've been to probably seven different doctors that have gas lit me into saying it's just

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah. Bolt, you're a woman.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I'm like, this isn't really normal.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

That's the thing, like, you're

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

one gynecologist that accused me of having STDs when I've only had one partner in my

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

like, it's just that type of

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, I mean, you're a woman.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

deal

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, you're a woman and you have a reproductive system. So like, yeah, you, but like, that's the thing. Like people have, have to advocate for themselves and like, you always have.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah, you learn how

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah. Like, you know what your body is telling you and stuff. So,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

but

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

well, that's cray cray. I'm glad you made it. And I'm glad you did not get kidnapped in your saw bathroom.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Well, I have a very husband that

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

You do have a very sweet husband.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

something like that. And he's, he was like, we were pulling in and he was like, don't get out. I'm going in with you. And I was like, okay. So I had to like, wait till he parked. Like, and that's happened before. Like when we're living in Atlanta, like had just left the apartment and I, like it hit me and we had a pull over in this sketchy ass get a station in Atlanta. And it was like, I could physically watch someone going through like a drug deal, like that type of thing. And I just. Zoomed out of the car like didn't even let him park and he like ran after me and was like bitch Wait, like wait for me and he like stood outside my door and like when we got back in the car He was like, are you okay? And I was like, yeah, I'm okay. And he was like, okay, let's not come back here again

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Let's never do this again.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

But yeah,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

watching? Just The Night Agent or did you guys get into anything else?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I watched the Gabby Petito

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh, was it good?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

It was really good. I didn't realize, um, it's called American Murder, Gabby Petito. It's the same, like, series and same people, I'm assuming, that made the documentary on Chris

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Thank God. I thought you were about to say Chris Chris Watts cause I love the Chris Watts documentary.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

good.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

is it, is it Seth Peterson? The Peterson one that he kills his wife.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Dude you why would you

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

came out.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

No, I know exactly scott peterson. Jesus christ.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Peterson,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

that I know that like the back of my fucking hand But you said seth and it threw me off

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

But, um, it was funny. It was really good. It was three episodes and they were like 40 episodes, 40 minutes long. So I was just having it on when I was doing some stuff earlier. But it was funny because when I was watching it, I thought to myself like last week we were talking about the O. J. Simpson trial

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

hmm.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

How mom was like, I remember it happening and I

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, we remember this one

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Petito's that's for me Like I remember talking about it with Jose and being like that fucking

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, no, I remember it too

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I Don't like I I turned 26 in December and I think for the first time I feel old like older like for the longest time I didn't really feel my age and now I'm starting to

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

You're you're technically in your late 20s

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah, she was 22

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

That's insane

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

so it just like I was watching and I was like, Oh my God, like she's so young. Like it just makes you realize.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

things in perspective for sure

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

But

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

is crazy

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

yeah, that

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

thing. I'll have to watch it. You know it's hard for me to like sit down and focus. I started watching OJ when I was in the hotel over the weekend and I just like could not stay focused.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

But I also think I had a bunch of other stuff going on and then like I, when I did actually like sit to watch it and try to stay focused I fell asleep. Yeah.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

was, it was more your classic documentary. Like, um, her family's involved in it. So they get interviewed, she has like, it was really. and cool to see because it was mom, her birth mom and her birth dad um, they separated when she was six months old and they both remarried when she was young. And so they have this really cool family where like she really had four parents. Like her

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

gotcha Okay,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

and so when, and like they, they separated, the parents separated amicably. Like there was never really any bad. Vibes or whatever. And so in this documentary, they get interviewed there, they're like telling their experience and it's really interesting how like they were, which I mean, why wouldn't you? But like they were always on the same side and like the stepdad out to Wyoming where, and then like the dad was in Florida where she used to live and like they all kind of dispersed and

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

yeah,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

different

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

uh huh

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

they needed to be and yeah, it was, it was, I don't

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Okay, i'll watch it, you know what i've been watching

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

What?

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

What?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

of thrones.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Criminal Minds.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Oh,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Dude. I don't know why. Like, I, I, I don't know what made me think of it, to be honest. But I was like, let me watch Criminal Minds. Cause I just have been like bored. And like, I don't watch much TV, but I do like to turn on TV. Like after my morning routine and I make my cup of coffee. I'll like sit. Drink coffee and like watch TV. It's probably not like a great habit, but it's like the only time I really turn on TV And I was like, I'm bored with everything. I was watching Spongebob, which is like fun But like I kind of wanted something to like actually watch so I started watching Criminal Minds like from season 1 episode 1

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

love

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Dude, that show they don't make that they don't make shows like that anymore

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

that anymore.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

That show is so good So I'm like, I'm like loving watching Criminal Minds, but the bad thing about it is it's so good you don't want to stop watching it.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah. It's

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah. And like each, the thing I loved about Criminal Minds is like each episode is different, right? Like each episode is like a different case, but like the Core characters are the same. So like you follow like a storyline Of like the core people, but they have like a different case every episode Love it. It's so good

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I already watched that a while

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, you got to

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

it since then.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

You've got to watch it It's really great

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

have I watched?

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

great. eyelashes?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

No.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I'm thinking about it

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

What color, black?

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

No, probably brown

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I was about to say, I've been on this kick of using brown eye, uh, eye

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Well, I don't wear mascara. I don't wear mascara. I'm like a, like, I don't wear much makeup anymore. I feel like it ages me. And I used to do, like, the lash extensions, and then, like, I stopped because it just, like, aged. I feel like it just ages me. Like, I'm not really into the lashes very much. So I stopped doing lashes altogether and then I don't wear mascara anymore ever.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

hmm.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I just was thinking, but I do sometimes I'll like, I always curl my eyelashes. So like my work makeup is always like my CC cream. Like I do like a sun, like a tinted sun sunscreen, a little bit of bronzer, a highlight and um, like an eyebrow gel and a lip liner and a gloss. That's like my everyday makeup.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I'll curl my eyelashes, but I'll leave them bare and sometimes I'll do a clear mascara on them But I'm thinking like maybe I tint because like they're not they're not super long because of my extensions I like fucked my eyelashes up. I don't know just curious if you ever did that

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I know. I've never done any of that

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I'm just not a fan. Like, I just,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

are

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

like makeup,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

lashes age people

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I just don't, I don't like the fake

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

like they're not supposed to be big and bushy. They're supposed to be kind of dainty.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

and we have such heavy

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

like,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

No

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

good combination

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

fortunate for the eyebrows we have kind of with the trends right now. But like, I don't like how people laminate their eyebrows either. Like, I would other people just like embrace their features.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

we have huge eyebrows.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

We do have huge advice eyebrows. I always, Hugh brows. always get compliments in my eyebrows. Yeah.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

They have to be tamed sometimes. Like right now, like I haven't waxed or done anything to my eyebrows in such a long time. Like I feel like they've completely lost any type of shape. Like they're just like there. Yeah,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

them with tweezers.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

sometimes if I don't like pay attention to them, they'll like literally like get into my hairline. Not like thick, thick, but I'll get like hairs like right down here. Yeah. Isn't that crazy?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I got one of those mirrors, um, that have like the, the microscope

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Mom used to have one of those mirrors in her bedroom, remember?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I'm freaking

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

No, I would never. I can't do that. I would never leave it.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

chin hairs, so I pluck my chin

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I get chin hairs too, bitch. And neck hairs.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

And that

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, and I've got one stubborn one on my jaw.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I need to try laser again is what I need to do.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I don't know, man. I literally lasered every part of my body you can think of in it. And it literally grew back in like a year.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

But I feel like, I feel like the laser machine has kind of

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I know it was a long time ago,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

We did it like when it was just coming out.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

but they did tell me,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

took us to.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

they did tell me you went to a different lady than I did.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

did tell me, Hey, listen, girl, um, We'll do all of this shit, but like, you've got the thickest courses hair we've ever seen and you are going to have to do this again. And I was like, sure. Yeah, whatever. And it worked fine. Like I did it mainly because I was competing and it was just easier to do it that way.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

it was great, like I was hairless. And now if I did it, the only place I would do it now, because I do like to rock a bush, the only place, so I am grateful that it all grew back. I am grateful because like I was like a hairless naked mole rat down there.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

next.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

and my armpits, I would do it in my armpits again for sure. Which I think it did help my armpits.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I was about to say, that's how it all

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Was my armpits. Yeah. Yeah.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

cause you were getting like breakouts

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Dude, my armpit hair was so insane. So insane. I would have like four hair follicles and like one fucking pore, dude. Like it was like so bad. So like my armpit hair is like a good now. It's not as coarse, but like now I would do it on my legs and that's it. However, I do think if I just start getting my legs waxed, it'll get better. I have waxed my legs once and it was the best thing I've ever did.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

about that cause we have a waxing place like, I can walk to it like right next door. And I've thought about maybe

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

It's great.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

with you, I would just do my legs but I, I agree. Also would do my like face the bottom half of my

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Sure, sure, sure. Yeah,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

because mine's pretty bad

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I would maybe do my my mustache again. I didn't we both did our mustache, right?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I did my face my mustache and

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

You're unibrow.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

the only thing that stuck was the unibrow

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I would do my mustache. No, I would not do my mustache again just because I don't want to deal with like the healing of it

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

know,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

funny. I was gonna say like I remember when I went to because I'd done it twice in the first lady I went to I remember and I don't know if this is still a thing I don't think this is still a thing but like she would do it and I would like smell burnt hair

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

bitch, when I used to get, do you, I probably can find a picture like circa like 2015 of like my whole vagine and like the, the fucking front of my pubic bone covered in blisters, bitch. Like I used to blister up and be like what the fuck am I doing like this shit

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I used to, I used to have to put that fucking cream

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, they should like give me fucking like walgreens brand aloe walking out like I used to have blisters on my vagina and i'd be like, um, this is painful and I like remember like Talking to my boyfriend at the time like why am I doing this this shit hurts so bad It hurts worse than uh Tattoos for sure

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Well, I've never had a tattoo, so I don't

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

dude, it hurts worse than tattoos for sure

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

think I, I think I agree with that. Because it is like, part of it's the anticipation. It's like, beep, beep,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

not even that like and there's different parts of your body obviously like same with tattoos that are more sensitive So like when I did full brazilian So like but there were different parts of like your vagina and shit that are more sensitive than others

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

everybody thought like your your like butthole would be sensitive butthole's a breeze You don't feel anything

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

like your pubic bone,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

your pubic bone hurts so bad like where like the bushes brah

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

my cheek where like my jawline was like

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

you're sweating like it hurts that bad

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah, yeah

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh my god, that part hurts so bad and like the like the

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

But now

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

What

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

girls going to get laser done and they're like, it's like doesn't even make a noise It's so

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

it's a different laser.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

think it's changed

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

It has to have changed. I don't know what we were what type of nuclear war weapon They were using on our pussies

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

put in radiation in our body.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

They were really hurting us back in the day

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I went to was a hairstylist You

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I went to an actual person. Like I went to like a licensed laser technician.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I went to a place in Buckhead the

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I did use a Groupon though.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I did

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Okay. Facts.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

ha ha ha ha. Cause who's paying a thousand bucks for

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

A thousand. Mine was like four grand. It was so expensive.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

mean, they're in payments and stuff. And I did do a lot of, a lot of surface area.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

That's true.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I think it's just a pain in the ass. Like, because you do it and you have to do it like six weeks apart. You have to, at least for me, you can't be in the sun. You had to do eight sessions, six weeks apart. Like do the math. That's longer than a year, eight sessions, six weeks apart.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

yeah, yeah, you're

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah. It takes forever.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

about it like that.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yes, dude. And you can't be in the sun. What do you mean?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

What are you supposed to be recluse?

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah. I guess for a whole year. No.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

That's like kind of, I saw an interview with Pete Davidson. He's getting all his tattoos or like all but like

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

And he looks good.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

was, he looks really good, but he was saying like, he can't go out in the sun when he's having them

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh, he's like like I saw those pictures that they I don't know what it was for He's like shirtless and boxers. It was like a new campaign,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Klein

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

dude. He looks so good. But like you can see

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Pete Davidson stan. Well, he's not done

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

No, well, I know but like he could be but like you can see like One on his stomach like you can see like the the scar that it left

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

that was dark.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

a great like i've never seen tattoo removal look like that

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Same. You know he's dropping lots of money on

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, they said, like, over two hundred thousand dollars.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Holy shit.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah. Well, I mean, you make weird decisions.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

When you put Kim K's name on your chest, you're gonna want to get it taken off at some

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I would've never gotten that taken off. Would it say Kim K is my lawyer?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah, I think

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

That's so funny.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

said.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I think they should get back together. Are you watch do you watch the Kardashians at all?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

No, but I saw some clips, um, because, that I wanted to watch

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Lamar. Yeah.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Because we used to watch,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

know. I would love to start watching it again. I just like, haven't, I feel like I'd really want to be invested. Like I'd really want to walk in. I

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

don't know.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I'm not that interested anymore. was just different back then.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

It was,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

feel like they've already milked the cow too

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I don't, I think,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

next.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I mean, I don't know much about them. So, well, that's a lie, but I don't know, like in depth, whatever. Whatever. Well, you better

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I feel like there was something else I was going to talk about and I can't

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

think about it, bitch. Let me check. Oh, I'm. Dude, you want to see how many days sober I am? I just, it just alerted me

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah, let's see it.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

506 days.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Wow.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Isn't that a lot? It

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

a lot.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

is one year, four months and 17 days. So 16, 16 months.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Do you want to see, um, I'm proud of

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Thank you.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Do you want to see my breakfast sandwiches that I made from scratch?

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yes, I do.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Be impressed.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I'm already impressed. Wow. They look like straight from Jimmy Dean's office.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I made homemade sourdough English muffins. Look

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

You did make the English muffins. I forgot you actually made the English muffins. Yum! Did you, um, did you raise the hens?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Look at this one.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Beautiful.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

didn't raise the hands. But I bought the eggs from a farmer, from the farmer's

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

She is local.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

In a locale.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Wow. Can we talk about,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

little bit more protein.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

um, eggs?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Can we talk about how they're fuckin eight

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I can't find eggs. Anywhere. Every time I go to Trader Joe's. Every time I go to Trader Joe's they're gone. Mm hmm.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Oh,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

What?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

see that Trader

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

you just scared the motherfuck out of me.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

sorry. Did you see Trader Joe's was selling fertilized eggs?

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

No.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Have you seen this?

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

This has to be a joke.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

on TikTok.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Why?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

the carton literally says fertilized eggs. And this woman, listen, this woman went to TJ Maxx, TJ Maxx, Trader Joe's. I always say

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

She went to browse the home goods and then she went to Trader Joe's.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

went to Trader Joe's and bought a carton of these fertilized eggs, put them in an incubator, had a dozen chicks,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh my god. Are they doing that to like, let people raise their own chickens?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I don't, I think it's kind of like a trend of like, you know, how like raw milk is kind of a trend right now.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I think it's kind of similar to that. That's the first time I've seen fertilized eggs.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Well, I don't think you can

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

know, I didn't even think that was legal.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Hmm, I'm very curious to see, number one, if this is real. Number two, if What are the, um, what are the laws on this? And

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Oh.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

no, and number three, like, what's the purpose? Is it to raise your own chickens? Which sounds like the most

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

No, I literally think it's

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

People aren't eating fertilized eggs. Why would you eat fertilized eggs?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I don't know. I don't know the reason

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Well, right? Because if they're fertilized, there's like an embryo in them. Like, like, you crack open the eggs and they're bloody, right? Like, you're eating like a carcass.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

They're not bloody.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Abby, sometimes you, I mean, like, at least once in your lifetime, you're gonna crack open a weird half, like, grown chick egg. Like, we've all done it, right? Like one slips in there. Yeah, huh. Sometimes you've seen that before you crack open like a little booger blood

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah, but that's not a fetus.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yes, it is abby. Sometimes there's fetuses that get cracked open sometimes

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

How is a how is there a fetus if it's not fertilized?

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

what i'm saying. Sometimes one gets slipped in there.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

How?

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I don't know ask Fucking harris teeter

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

They keep they like keep They don't have male chickens.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

abby sometimes sometimes in the world

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Go look

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

People crack open an egg and there's babies come out of them. Okay, let me look at this shit Abby, I'm not kidding. I'm not the only one who's ever seen this before.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Okay, but like if they were gonna sell them as like here you can raise your own chickens.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Fertile eggs.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

eggs?

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Fertile eggs. What'd you say? Okay, I don't need the background fucking music, bitch. This cannot be real.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

It's

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

That cannot be fucking real. No egg shortage here. Trader Joe's fertile eggs. What state is she in? I have so many questions.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

What I said was if you're selling fertile eggs for like

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Okay, let me find her.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

to raise their own eggs. Why would you leave it with the other eggs?

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

You're right because like dude We're smart people Right, so we would we would read that and be like what the fuck like we would read the eggs that we're buying, right?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

yeah,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Some people might just grab them and have no idea some people can't even don't even know what fertile means You know,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

yeah.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

okay the california home. I'm looking this bitch up. Oh here. She's the first tick pop up on my thing Oh my god, there's like a lot of there's this has to be real

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

There's a dozen of them. Oh, yeah. No, there's like

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

a lot of tick tocks

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

people who have done

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

They start laying eggs around five to six months of egg of whatever. Hatching baby chickens from Trader Joe's. What the fuck? We got seven baby chicks from a four dollar package of a dozen eggs. They are prolific

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Prophylactic

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

a little bit crazy and not the best pets. Have a question, I'm an open book. Yeah, I have lots of questions. Um, I've got them from Publix. Took the carton off eggs back in and the manager said it happens. I don't understand.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

wild

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Someone just said, wait, how? Oh, see, here we go. If these eggs are coming from a large egg production farm, why would a farm have a rooster with their hens? These are cage free, which means tons of chickens are in a large space together. They probably sex the chickens when they're young, but I'm sure a few roosters make it through and spread their seed. Oh my God. That is just a word we need to remove from 2025. I hear that in books too. You read smut books and people say seed. I can't.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

gag.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

yeah

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

That's a crazy word. Dude. I don't know about this. That is

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

careful at

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

cuckoo bananas

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

coming in

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, eggs are hard to find and my egg whites in the carton used to be 3. 99 8

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Crazy, we're almost paying a dollar an egg

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

No for sure and I eat a lot of fucking eggs

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

talking Jose and I like responsible married people like we kind of get together every month and we talk about our budget and like Where we need to like pull back and where we can spend a little bit more and all like what's coming up in the month all those things and we're talking I kind of looked at him yesterday and was like You Babe, I'm trying with groceries, but groceries is getting more and more expensive. Like, every time I walk in that fucking grocery store, it's like I'm at least spending a hundred

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I got packets of seasoning, you know, like the ones mom used to get the italian seasoning ones

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

They used to be like 59 cents.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

3 for one

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Stupid.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I was like wait

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Stupid. I went and bought How many packets of, um, like deli meat did we have growing up? Mom used to buy like

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Of like bags of like a pound of turkey and a pound of

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

yeah, yeah Mm

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

and like we'll be like let's do we'll do sandwiches for lunch this week and i'll go get like a packet of

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

hmm.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

fucking ten

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I know dude

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Like what the it's horrible

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

so hard

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Sorry, we can't get that this week. I'm not buying Like then I had to get lemons the other day three dollars

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I'm pretty lucky with lemons. So they're 99 cents per lemon at the grocery store

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

been buying them because I can't take them from work But at work we get produce in so like a lot of like my produce comes from work Like I just take like lemons limes oranges

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

yeah,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

like that, but like we have so much of it it gets thrown away anyway, so I just take Take my lemons.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

we get like our bulk stuff, like paper towels, toilet paper, laundry detergent from Costco. And I needed those things the other day. And I kind of looked at Jose and I was like, I'm walking out 150.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

easy.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

you right now. I need paper plates, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Why are you eating off of paper plates?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Just when you want like a little thing and I don't. Because I hand wash dishes.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Abby!

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I just out myself for being wasteful.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

That's kind of wasteful. What?! Oh

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

it.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

my god, I think you should stop.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Maybe.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I don't know.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

see on paper plates all the time growing

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, I know, but like, I don't, I wouldn't buy paper plates. It's expensive.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

That's one of my, my one downfall. They're not that expensive at Costco. I can afford ten dollars every four months.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

true. That's about it. That's true.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

But. Yeah, was I going to say? Dang it. Oh, the new, did you ever watch White Lotus?

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

You love White Lotus. I have not started it.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

The new season

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, I saw that.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

until they're all out.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Are all the episodes not out?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

No, they're releasing them.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Like, week by week?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I don't know if it's week by week or if it's like

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Half and half?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

week, two episodes next week. Like, I don't know how they're

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Oh, I don't like when they do that.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

to download, I got to pay for Max again. We stopped paying for it.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I'd give you

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I heard, like,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

my login, but I don't even use my, I don't use my own login, so. Couldn't give you that.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

heard they changed the theme song, but I heard it's really good so far.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I love White Lotus, and I don't know anybody else who watches it, so I'm glad to know that you do.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I love that show.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, it's good.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

The gays are gonna

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I was trying to explain it to Melanie the other day, cause she like, had, like, doesn't have any interest. And I was like, dude, it's so good, it's like,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

She would like

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I think she would too, uh, but like she, I was trying to explain it to her and I like could not figure out how to explain White Lotus. I was like, it's, it's like ironic, it's like ironic humor with like drama, but like, you know, it's hard to explain, like how do you explain White Lotus?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Um. Well, each season they explore a different theme. So, like, last season was sex. Yes. In relationships. This season apparently is money. The first season, I don't remember the first season to be honest. What it was about. But like, yeah, I guess it is like

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

The first season was, was like family dynamic, I think.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Maybe,

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Cause it was like with the, with the, um, Was that last season? What was the season?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

newly, the new, the first season was like with the newly, with Alexandria D'Addario, like the newlyweds. And Sydney Sweeney. And the

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

And the fam,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

friend, and the

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

friend.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

got with the

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Right.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

there.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

was at the thing and then, Was, The hotel guy who has sex with the boy. Right?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. remember.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I know I don't remember either.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

God, it came out probably in 2018.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

it

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I don't

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

didn't.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

out. I know, that was a hyperbole.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

That was a hyperbole. It did

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Lotus.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

not come out that long ago.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

2021.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

was about to say, it couldn't have even been five years ago. Anyways.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

We're mumbling. Have you eaten dinner?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I had a breakfast sandwich.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

You're sick.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Hosea had eggs and a milkshake.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

He's just living the life.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

breakfast dinner. He hates it.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

He'll be done soon. What is he excited to eat? Tell me. Oh my god, that's honestly like, so fair.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

I don't take him grocery shopping because he will literally pick something up. I took him grocery shopping before he had surgery and was like, we need to figure out some things you're going to be able to eat. Like, I don't know what you would like. I just want to get what you would like. Come with me. He came with me. He's pushing the buggy

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Is she just filling shit up?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

not even five minutes, I turn around, there's a can of Pringles in the cart. I haven't put anything in the cart yet. I was like, why do you want to, you, did you put that in there? And he was like, no, it just fell in

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Yeah, just walk, gruelike. Yeah,

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

and we still have like half the can left. So he, I think he just like knows it's in the cupboard.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

he wants them.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Yeah, but

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

guy. Maybe you can blend him up with some water.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

that's what I told him. I was, he was like, I really want pizza the other night. I was like, I'll blend it for

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

I'll blend it. Oh, pizza sounds yummy. I'm gonna Yeah?

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Fucking slapped the Asian chicken season sesame salad.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

it will never get old.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Never

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

That was a staple for us growing up.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

very much.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

We ate that all the time.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

but

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

salad today. A little Thai, a little Thai salad. Peanut and chicken.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Okay.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Alright.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

uninteresting.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

so boring. Truly.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

We'll talk to you guys

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

See ya, maybe we'll read a book by then. Holy shit.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Maybe.

squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234:

Bye.

apm_1_02-19-2025_190233:

Bye.

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