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My Sister Made Me Read It
Wisdom Tooth Surgery, Meatballs, Current Reads, and Fertilized Eggs
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On this episode of the My Sister Made Me Read It podcast, Abby starts off with recounting the past week taking care of her husband, Jose, after he had last minute wisdom tooth surgery. They jump into the most important food, meatballs before they discuss their recent reads. The progress into memories of how Amy terrorized Abby as a kid by making her watch the first three SAW movies and how that nightmare came to fruition when Abby needed a bathroom in the middle of nowhere on a road trip. They close out by having to discuss fertilized eggs (?)...
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squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234And welcome back to my sister made me read it. I'm Abbey.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233And I made me.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I wonder if people can tell us apart because sometimes we sound the same.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Sometimes we do.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234You're slower. You have like a slower voice cadence.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I do. I do.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234And I kind of, um, have like an uptake. Well, we both do that.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233like I edit this and so I'll go back and listen to it and I'm like, I hate the way I talk sometimes. I'm like, you just like,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234No one likes the way they talk.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233like, mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234always been like that forever.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I know, but it's
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234We both do. I mean like all three of us talk similarly, I think. Like with like the yeah, yeah. Mm hmm. Like I get made fun of all the time
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233hmm. Yeah, no, I'm gonna do it the whole episode and not.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Mm hmm.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, I don't know
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233No.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234It's just how it's just who we are. Um Good, i'm back. I had a great great work weekend Literally so tired It was really long. Like i've had like a lot You A long weekend, but all is well, all is good. Just got home from a long day. It's snowing. Which is
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233is
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234horrible. Hate it. It's snowing with a lot too.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah, it looked like it. It's been raining here like since noon, but like, and it's been colder, but not like that kind of cold. Is
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234usually it's been snowing at nighttime and then like the, the ground and stuff is colder because the sun hasn't been out, but like today it started snowing like at 2 PM. So like none of it was really sticking, but it was coming down hard. Like I was in the office and I'm like, bruh. I wanna, I'm about to go the fuck home.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah. Yeah.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234don't know. They're saying it's supposed to like, be like kind of on and off snowy and rainy tonight. So I'm a little bit worried about tomorrow, but I'm hoping it's all okay, cause I have a really busy day tomorrow with things that like, I can't really reschedule. So, but we'll see. How was your week? Would you do anything funsy?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Um, nothing funsy because Jose had to get wisdom tooth
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh, yes. How was husband?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233literally like the day after we recorded, he had a dental appointment and like we've known he's been needing to get them removed. It's just kind of something that they don't bother him. So it's being put off, put off until we moved here and found a dentist we love, which we love our dentist here. And they like confirmed, like, yeah, he needed them taken out. And he had a feeling he had like a chip tooth. He was getting filled that morning. And when he went in, they were like, Hey, we had a cancellation for tomorrow at one. Do you want it? Jose was like, let me go home and like, talk to my wife about it. Cause it was like the, it would be like the day.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234before
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233It was that Thursday
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Valentine's
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Thanksgiving,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Day
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Valentine's Day. And I just wrote Thanksgiving in my book. That's why I'm thinking that. But, um,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Why?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233so it, uh, it's, I'll tell you in a
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Okay
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233And, um, so he was like, I have to go talk to her. Like, I would feel guilty, blah, blah, blah. And we just kind of sat down to the pros and cons and it just kind of worked out with schedule. Like, is going to take you a while to recover. Like you're not going to wait. He's been going to be traveling a lot for work. Like you're not going to want to be in a plane after.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234no.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233so I kind of was like, just fucking do
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233And so he did it. He had three taken out. Amy, it was so fucking funny because I dropped him off and they're like, okay, like we'll call you when he's
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233like, okay, cool. they're like, are you going to stay? And I live like four minutes from the dentist. And I was like, no, I'm going to go home. Like, I'm going to have lunch and then I'll come pick him up. And they're like, okay. So they call me and they're like, I'm like waiting for them to call me. They're not calling. Then they finally call me and they're like, so it's taking a little bit longer than we thought. They're like being really stubborn teeth, blah, blah. I'm like, okay, whatever. Like
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234How long was this like at this point? How how long has it been?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I dropped him off at one. It was like three 15 at this point. And they told me, they told me three.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Okay,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233And so I was like, okay, probably just got surgered, like, whatever. then they didn't call me until, like, 4. 15. And they were like, okay, we're done. Like, they were, like, he had one that was really stubborn, didn't want to come out. They basically, like, had to go down to his bone. Like, it wouldn't come
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I'm literally gonna throw up that just made me like want to gag
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233was like, I was like, just thinking to myself, like, great, this is going to be horrible. so they're like, okay, like you can come pick them up. Okay, cool. they're like, they tell me exactly where to park. Cause they're like, we're going to
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Wheel them out.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233and put them in the car for you. Great. I parked there, and I go in to let them know I'm there. And they're like, okay, wait by your car, the doctor's going to come out and talk to you and kind of like remind you of all the things you've got to do. Great. The doctor comes out. This is the first time I've seen this doctor, because like, our normal doctor doesn't do it. It's like the higher up
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Okay.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233It's like classic and we love him, but it's like classic dentist, like white teeth veneers. Like he has the best teeth like you would ever
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Well, good.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233all this Botox,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234you don't want a dentist that looks poor.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233No, exactly. And so I'm like, hi, how are you? Like, we're meeting. He just starts rambling all the stuff I have to do for Jose.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Uh oh.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233this stuff for this hour, do this, this. And I'm like,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234You're like, do you have a pen?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233he's like, do you have these medications? Cause like we had to pick up the medications the night before. Do you have these, do you have these? And I'm like, It's in the car. Let me just grab it. Like,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I'll show you what I have. Yeah.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I didn't have one.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh, good.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233for me. And so I'm like, okay, cool. So then I get back to the car and I'm like going through my mind, like, you know what he just said. And then wait another 10 minutes. He's still not coming out. And then the other doctor comes out or like the assistant one, this is old, like older lady. It's very nice and she was like, I just wanted to come talk to you before they're about to wheel them out. And she then goes through like a list of
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh my god, do they not communicate?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233And I'm like, yeah, exactly. I'm like, Oh my God. Okay. Yeah. And I'm like asking questions, like it said in the pamphlet, I need to do this like that. And they're like, yeah, but don't do this. Don't do that, but do this. And I'm like, Oh my, I'm going to forget
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, you need like a step by step.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I'm talking to this lady, right? All of a sudden the door opens and they're wheeling Jose out. It was like, I told Jose today, because I didn't want to upset him when he was still like on medication, was like a moment where I looked at him and I was like, Is he alive? Like it was, he like had like a whole bandage around his
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh my god.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233looked like he had plastic
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Was it funny or did it scare you? Oh my god.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233and it scared me at
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Full cross eyed?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233full like,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh my god.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233like, he was like, I, yeah, I did not remember until like, I was sitting
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234He was so out of it.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233So out of
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh my god,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233it was funny because like, so then the anesthesiologist is the one who like got him in the car,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234dude, that would have scared me
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233car. So then I say bye to the older lady doctor and the anesthesiologist name was Tim. He's very, very nice. he's like, you can come get in the car. Like we'll talk. And he's like standing next to Jose with the door open. I'm in the driver's seat. starts listing all this shit
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234bruh.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233And I'm like, okay, I'm like writing stuff down. I'm trying to remember, take this medication every six hours. Take this. Don't do this. Don't do this. I'm like, okay, don't do that. Don't like, this is really important. Do this, but don't do this. But yeah, maybe do that. And I'm like, okay, okay. Like trying to figure it out. he leaves, whatever they closed the door. And Jose, like I,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234you say anything to him?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah, I was like, hey baby, how are you? Are you okay? Hi, like and he was like just
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233a thumbs up I told him today I was like I had a moment before I drove off where I was like I relate to the parents who have their first child and they're like you're letting me go home with like this baby Like that's my baby like I had that moment in the car where I was like
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I have to take care of this
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233like I have to take care of
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh my god.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233care of this
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh my god. That's so true. Like you really haven't ever had to like do that.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233like he's had stuff done before, like he had his eye procedure, but he didn't have anesthesia. This was the first time he's been knocked
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233was very coherent in his whole eye situation. And so this was the first time he was locked, knocked out. And so then they want you to go either have a smoothie or a milkshake, like waiting at home
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Okay.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233to go pick one up on the way home. So I was like, we're going to go. We like talked about it before he went,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Okay. He wanted to go on the way home
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233gonna go to Chick fil A, and we're gonna get a vanilla milkshake, and then we'll go home, right? So then, he's like trying to talk to me while we're driving, but he has gauze
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234you sobbing laughing? I would have been laughing so Hard.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233and then he like, it's like, He would write it in his phone and like,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh, well, at least he could do that
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah. And then at one point he does this thing where he's like, like with his arm, like fingers down and like making fun
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, I was about to say, he was, I was like, did he try to do anything funny?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I was like, what? Well, he told me what, like when we were driving Chick
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Because he's a funny guy. So I would, I would be very surprised if he didn't do something funny.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233He did something and I was like, what, what? And he was like, he did something I don't remember what it was. I just remember it couldn't decipher what he was trying to do, like with his hand movements. he wrote in his phone, no pictures. I was like,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Okay.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233feel bad if I took a picture now. Like, so I didn't take any
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Damn.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233then. But then, um, he did like that hand movement thing. And I was like, what are you doing? I was like, what? And we were like at a red light and he showed me and he was like walrus. And I was like, Oh yeah, you look like a walrus. Cause like he had like hit the way his gauze was coming out. It looks like,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh, poor baby,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233And then, so we get to Chick fil A. Nobody's in line. One drive, one drive thru person standing outside. It's this young kid, this young boy. And I'm like, I feel so bad because Jose looks so rough
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234dude. I would have been like facial transplant. My husband just got his fucking facial transplant.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I'm like kind of like close to the steering wheel, trying to block his view to
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234You should have just put his seat all the way back. Like lay back. Gross.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233back because you like, I have the blood has to drain. And so, um, I'm like, okay, I just need a milkshake. Like, can you make it like, Extra liquidy, like, is there any way we can add extra milk or something? 'cause like, you can't suck in a straw, so he's gonna have to basically sip it. And um, he was like, he was so sweet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he like did it. And then like when he was like, I have, after I paid, he like leaned over and he was like, I hope you feel better. Like, he was like really sweet. And so then we get to the window and I'm doing the same thing. I'm like
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233trying to block Jose from literally the whole inside of Chick-fil-A and. They, I watched them make the milkshake and I'm like, it was this other kid, but you could tell he was like a punk ass kid. And I was like, he's not making my milkshake liquidy. Like, I just know he didn't read what the person put in the nice boy put into the
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Mm hmm.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233And so then they hand me my milkshake. I'm driving away. I'm like, I take a sip and I'm like, you can't fucking drink this because I'm barely getting it through the
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Mm hmm.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233and so I'm driving away and the guy's like, why the fuck would she want a liquidy? Who wants a milkshake liquidy? And
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234You dumbass! Look at him!
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233him He needs a liquidy No,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh my god.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233it's been like a trip because Like I, we got him inside, got him in bed. He was fine, but he like, wasn't tired. He like, didn't want to take a nap. I don't know.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234How's he doing now? How's his healing been? So how many days has it been now? Like five?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233It was a week today,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Okay.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233but, um, we went to his checkup this morning and the doctor said it was good. We just have like one more week until we're in the clear, but literally like. He's surviving off milkshakes protein shakes
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233was the first day I've been making they like kind
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234What about like mashed potatoes and stuff?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Today was the first day they cleared him for it.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Bruh. Has he lost weight?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233He's lost four
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah. Okay.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah, and so, um, today he's been eating scrambled eggs
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Okay.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Like really soft scrambled eggs and
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234You could, you should put like eggs in his smoothies and stuff. Get him some.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Oh,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234He won't taste them.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233yogurts like protein yogurt drinks In the smoothies and they make those protein shakes
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Just some like avocados and stuff.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233and then chicken broth He's been
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Good.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233but he couldn't have anything warm for over 48
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, that sucks. Dude, I would literally be like give me every single oxycodone you have. I'd just be like zonked.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233so I gave him a uh, uh, He had a hydrocodone they gave him that when I was talking to tim He I was like he was like, you know, you can give that to him. I would Usually give that to him at like night and I was like, okay, I'll give him one tonight
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Did it make him sick? I mean if he's not eating anything.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233He was fine. He just didn't sleep well. So then I was like, okay, you don't really do good on hydrate Hydra, whatever. So I'll just give you the ibuprofen. We'll just do the ibuprofen every six hours
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234and he's been okay. Okay.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233the other night, Jose was like, I think I'm going to take like a, cause he's, he went back to work yesterday he's talking a
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Mm hmm. Sore.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233and sore. And so he was like, I think I'm going to take a hydrocodone
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Uh, yeah.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233And I was like, okay. And he was like, I don't know. I'm just worried how it's going to affect me. And I was like, what do you mean you took one the first night? And he was like, no, I didn't. And I was like,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah you did.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233And he was like, okay. I don't remember that at all. He was like, I don't remember that night. And I was like, sounds, yeah,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234about right.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233But,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234had hydrocodons for a while and I don't really remember why.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I have some left over. That or Percocet? Is Percocet one?
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234You don't want to mess with that though. I had hydrocodon.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233from surgery. I think I still have
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah. I don't know if, I mean, I,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233fine.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I think I was fine on, on them too.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233It was just, it was just funny, like I, Like I said, like, I didn't want to make him upset when he still wasn't feeling well. So we were joking around today was the first day we were joking around and I was like, that look you gave me when you were coming down that ramp, I was like, my heart clenched.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234look like, um, Yeah.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233my
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Did he look like Jason Momoa when, um, in Game of Thrones, when Khaleesi has the blood magic done on him? And he's just like,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yes. literally what he looked
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234yeah. That is fucking creepy.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Creepy.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Like just nothing behind his eyes. Just like, like one's kind of like sideways, you know,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I was like, are you sure you want to hand him to me? Like,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234sure. Is he
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233till he like wakes
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234lobotomized? Oh no. No, no.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Cause you know, like doctors are so like, they do that
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I know they're so desensitized.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233here you
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234you go.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233like, who don't deal with that were like, okay.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I would have been like no this he's got to stay overnight. I think I think he needs to stay overnight
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I think he needs to stay. Um, then poor Jose, we're like walking in our apartment building, and you know, it's, we just have like a parking lot out front, and like all these people are getting in their cars,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh, no
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Jose, and he has his head wrapped,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Nose job. He just got a nose job. I would have made so much fun
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233yeah,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Well shit, i'm glad he's feeling better. I was worried about him. I know he was nervous
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233He's fine, he's just like now, like, he's like, I will never take food for granted.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, I bet
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233like, I will never complain about your cooking
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Why would he complain about your cooking you're literally a star
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I know, but some
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I know Well, that's because he's literally a toddler.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233a boy.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh my god,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233But,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234such a good cook Speaking of cooking i've been cooking so much more because I have nothing else to fucking do And i'm used to my restaurant making my dinner and like now i'm like Do I not eat anything or do I like nut up and shut up and like learn how to actually cook things? So i've been cooking a little bit. I just made some ground beef and some So Peppers and onions
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I like, I have always understood this, but I think more now than ever, I like understand why you and mom sometimes are like, I'm just not going to eat for dinner or like, I'm just going to have this
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233because I'm so used to like, I have to make dinner. Like I have to feed another
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233like, cause he can't cook.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234like no just me
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233not eating, I'm like,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Whatever
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233have like a yogurt or like I had a had a breakfast sandwich that I
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Dude, I'll be like I'll be like nah, like I'm not in the mood to eat anything I'll just have like I don't feel like preparing a meal. I'll just have like a pickle
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234And like a glass of like look or like a LaCroix Just call it a day
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I did make white I call them white people tacos
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234What is that?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233doesn't it's like ground beef tacos with like flour tortillas
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, yeah, yeah.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233tacos. So we just call them white people tacos because jose doesn't like
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, like a Taco Bell moment?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233make that the other day
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Okay.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233sour cream and stuff. Because like if he can't eat or if he's out of town or somewhere, like I'm going to eat what I like to eat that
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, I'm like, I try to be good about it. Cause like the first, well, like when I'm working, I get my meals in the first half of the day. Like I'm pretty good on like my protein and stuff. And then when I get to work, they'll make me like a chicken breast or like, I'll have like some like beef or whatever, like steak and just like vegetables. And then, but now that I like am by myself, I'm just like, no, I'm not going to eat tonight. Or I'll just do like, I do a lot of. A lot of pasta. I do a lot of pasta. Like that's pretty much it.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233That's what I, that's what I did last night. Um, at our apartment, a food truck comes every Tuesday.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233At the beginning of the month, they let us know, like, what the schedule is. thought you answered the phone. I was like, bitch. Um, and last night was supposed to be this one food truck called Chuckstown
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234You guys have a food truck in your apartment,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233one comes every Tuesday.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234cute What's it called chuck's what
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233is one that we've been wanting to try and we've just been out of town when they have come. And so at first I wasn't Chuck, Chuck's town meatballs and it's like meatball subs, spaghetti and meatballs,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I, I haven't had a meatball sub in so long.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233while.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234one does a meatball sub. Like, I haven't, I don't know where I could go right now to get a meatball sub.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233this one looks so
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Like a good authentic meatball sub.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah. so I was,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Do you have mom's meatball recipe?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233yeah.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Maybe I do.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233easiest
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Really? I know,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233easiest
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234feel like the recipe, like the ingredients itself are easy, but like the procedure is, is, is what's hard for me. See, I'm not good with that.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233It just takes a
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234What's a while? Like all day?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I like to cook it all day, but you really need like four hours.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Okay.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233cook them in the sauce.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I know you cook them in the sauce.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233them and then put them in the sauce, it would cut the time in
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234No, they're better cooked. You gotta cook them in the sauce.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Anyways, um, Yeah, so then I had a dinner planned, but then it was
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I'm so, so sorry. I'm just on this topic. I'm so sorry. I'm going to let you finish. What kind of cheese do you do with the meatballs?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Provolone
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234It's, provolone's always, provolone's a little too cheesy for, like a little too, has, I like provolone, but I feel like it's got a funk.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233this. Jose and I have just talked about this too. We're, we used to like provolone. Now we don't really like provolone
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I don't not like provolone, but,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233right
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234oh, okay. I don't not like provolone, I love provolone for like a nice, cold Italian sup. I like a provolone,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233yeah, yeah.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234but like, the meatballs are so flavorful, like I feel like the provolone, warm provolone overpowers things, I think.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233need, I think for a meatball sub, you need a low moisture, Fresh mozzarella. Like not the kind you get in that little
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234No.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233ball. You have to get the one that you could shred if you wanted
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Okay. I could go to like the counter and get them to slice mozzarella. Like a, like a deli mozzarella.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah, probably but they
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Or you could do,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233they sell the
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234you could do shredded mats.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233You could. Yeah,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234maybe like a, maybe like a, a, a sprinkle of like Parmesan reno on top. Like a little sprinkle for a little flavor.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I like pecorino romano, but that's just preference.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Peppier. Peppy.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Because
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Okay.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233sheep's milk. So it's just It has like more of a bite, I
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, it does have more of a bite. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna, I'm gonna make one. You want to come visit me?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233the recipe. I've been thinking
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Okay, we can make meatballs.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I was just, for um, for uh, Christmas, I made half the recipe.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Okay, cool
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233have to make the
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I'll have to make half or I can make a hole and give it to people at work
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233You
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234and prove that i'm domesticated
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233it's like the easiest, it's just you have to give it
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Okay, continue
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233like, and then you buy like the frozen cavatelli in the freezer aisle. The pasta,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, I mean or I could just like boil pasta
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah, I know, but we used to eat it with cavatelli. So every time I made
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234You'd get the cavatelli. Yeah, I love a cavatelli
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Anyways, so this food truck was supposed to be here last
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yes
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I went up last minute and was like, I don't want to cook dinner, I'm just going to go out and get some spaghetti and meatballs. And, um, they didn't fucking show up.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234How dare they
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234That's so upsetting
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233yeah. And so I came inside, Bye. Bye.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I already had plans, which is odd. I wanted to make Swedish meatballs.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234okay, I, I hear you.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I have the stuff for meatballs. I'm now I want spaghetti and meatballs. So I just made homemade spaghetti and meatballs in like
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Did you make the Swedish ones yet? What is a Swedish meatball? They're sweet. Is it like barbecue saucy?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233no, it's like, remember like the meatballs from Ikea.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I know.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233sauce.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh, okay. I always thought they were like barbecue saucy. Different,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Saucy.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234thing. Swassy.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233was gonna do like Swedish meatballs and rice and broccoli.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Cool.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Cause I had some like, I had some stuff for that, but.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Well, maybe next time.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233up doing the normal ones and it was very
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Maybe next time. Anyways, what are you reading right now? Anything?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah, I was gonna read Skyshade, but um, that's an actual book and I've been really wanting to read on my
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, I feel that.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233just started reading, um, Saving Six
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh, okay. I saw that.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233of the
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Tommen,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233series.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234you put that on your Goodreads.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah, I just figured I'd start
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, I, like, am having such a hard time.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Why?
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I don't know. I don't know. Yeah.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I have been too.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Like it's not, I don't want to say it's like a slump because like I told myself this year I'm going to kind of take, take my time. But like, and I love, I think the problem is I'm reading, my physical book I'm reading right now is somewhere beyond the sea. And I just like, and it's taking me forever to get through. And like, I was telling, talking to Mel about it and Mel was like, yeah, I get that. Like there's not, I was like, I love it. Of course. Cause it's like so sweet and cute. And I loved, um, Cerulean Sea, but like, it's just like, Not holding my, my interest very much. And she was like, well, yeah, it's, it's more like a, like a cute cozy book and there's not much at stake. And I'm like, that's exactly what it is. Like, there's just not anything at stake. Like, it's just like a super cute, sweet, happy story. You know,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Hm. Mhm.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234so I'm struggling through it a little bit and then I'm still reading Madness, which is like 800 pages So that takes forever to get through
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Oh
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234but I'm like a good like 65 percent through it and that one like I go from reading Madness to somewhere beyond the sea and it's just like you could not get more opposite
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233No.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234could not get more opposite. So it's I'm just having a hard time. And then I'm also trying to throw a nonfiction book. So I'm listening to a nonfiction book right now too, which I try to force myself to listen to in my workday hours instead of other things.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Mhm.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234know, like if I'm in my workday hours, I'm like, okay, the only book that I'm going to be reading or listening to is my nonfiction book, which is so good. I love it so much. It's called work party. I forget who, who's the author, but she's great. The author narrates it, which I really like. But I'm just having a hard time. I'm just having a little bit of a hard time.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233um, I've been having a hard time, I was like, I talked about it when I was reading Onyx Storm Work Parties by Jacqueline Johnson
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Love her. It's a great book.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233But,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234If you're in like a, if you're a woman and you're in business related fields, I mean like that sounds so silly to say. If you're a woman and you work in something where you have authority and like a say in things, I definitely would read Work Party.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233It's work party how to create and cultivate the career of your dreams
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Let me see. It's all pink.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234It's very good. She's got a lot of good things to say. Yeah.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Um, but what I was saying was, I was saying that when I was reading Onyx Storm that I was, like, struggling to get through it, and I don't know. Cause now I'm reading this book, and I'm enjoying it, so I'm, like, wanting to get in bed at the end of the night and read it, so I don't think it was, I'm in, like, a
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah. It's just like the books.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233like, after, like, a good book, you have, like, a reading hangover?
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233people always say it about, like, Onyx Storm, Iron Flame, Fourth Wing. I feel like Onyx Storm made me feel like I had a hangover while I was reading it. Like,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Abby, I couldn't even I don't even well I will always remember what a hangover feels like but like couldn't even tell you but I think so Melanie brought this up to me too because I kind of have been telling her like i'm just like Not as like I haven't read anything that i've been like that has touched me in a long time
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Mm
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234And she was like, I think it's I think this is like your post throne of glass slump
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah, probably.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234read anything That like Entices those feelings that throne of glass did and I think that's obviously like very common.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah, and I think Onyx Storm, we probably had a lot higher expectations, so there was a lot of disappointment with that one.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah I don't know if there's disappointment. I didn't like it. But like yeah It didn't like pull I don't know. I don't know But we'll see melanie is about three hours into the um butcher and blackbird third book
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Oh,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, so she's listening to it. She already has very strong opinions But she's like you, she's like you with books sometimes. Um, she said, I haven't started it at all, so I can't. She did tell me, um, like, before starting it, she was like, this is the, So the Butcher and Blackbird series is about three brothers and each book is about a brother
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Mm hmm.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234she said that this book is about the brother that she's least interested in. So she knew that she wanted to read it obviously to finish the trilogy, but she kind of went into it thinking like she wasn't going to care as much anyways. And she said that she feels like the author kind of got like a little bit lazy with this one.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Well,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234don't know. I don't want to speak for her. What are you doing? You look like very preoccupied.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I was looking at my notes. Sorry.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh, well, you know, be more prepared. I've got notes in my brain.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I forget lots of things now. If I don't write it down, it's out. in one ear out
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, story of my life. I just wing everything.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I'm surprised I didn't kill Jose with overdosing him with all
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh my God.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233they gave me.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Jesus Christ. I know, you probably, did you keep like a schedule?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I didn't, yeah, I did. I had a paper, pad and paper in it. Every time we, I gave him medication, I wrote
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Dude, I forget sometimes, I literally like, when I was dating my last ex, and we would go to bed, I'd be like, I need you to literally look me in the eyes every single time I take my medicine, because I will forget. And like, it never failed, like at least like five times a week I'd be like, did you see me take my medicine? And he's like, yeah. I'm like, perfect, thank you. Yeah.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233like, he'll just, he'll be like, what time did I take that? And I'm like, I don't know. You
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234laughs
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233it. don't you look at the time?
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234took it?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233But, um, it worked out because the day he had his surgery, mom was with Aunt
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Mm-hmm
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233And Aunt Heather is a dentist.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh yeah. Okay, okay.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233and so when I called, when they called me to say hi, We obviously talked about it. So she gave me some tips to help him
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh my God, that's so funny.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233And so I felt really, I felt good about it. Cause I was like, okay, well, if something happens,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah. You're calling it Heather. What are the odds? That's funny.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I know, but, um, yeah, I don't know. Crazy.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Okay. What was on your notes? I wanna know now I'm curious.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Um, we watched, because Jose's, we've just been like
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Incapacitated. Yeah.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233stuff. Um, we watched, I had previously watched season one of Night Agent on Netflix, but I for, it was like a while ago where I forgot it and I was like, do you want to just like restart it? And he was like, yeah, sure. So we restarted it cause season two just came out at the beginning of the year, I think. And mom told me it was great, whatever. I mean, it was fine.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Not interested.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233so
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Mom loves that kind of shit.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233It was like, season two was frustrating because as somebody who loves romance, they like, had a roman like at the end of season one, spoiler alert, he like gets on a plane and is like going to do another mission and they're like, it's like that classic he's getting on a plane, she's sitting on the hood as he's taking off in the sun setting and like all that bullshit.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234yeah.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233And
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I was like, she's sitting on the front of the plane?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233about, she's like, don't forget about me. And then like, she sits on the car hood and like watches him take off. And so I'm like, okay, so in season two, they're at least going to have a little bit of romance or like be trying to figure out a relationship,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, no.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233No,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Hmm. See, like, those types of shows, it's like an action y show. Not for me. No, thank you. I'm not gonna waste my time. Okay, not saying, I don't wanna say waste my time, cause that sounds rude, but like,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233a CIA
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234No.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233ops type
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234That does not have any interest to me.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233it was, it was interesting, but it was the first season was
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234That's what I mean. Mom loves that kind of show. She loved that kind of movie growing up. She always wanted to watch like an action movie. You know, and like, I just, I either have to watch something that is stupid boy humor. Like as dumb as you can get. Like honestly, that is my, that's my bread and butter. Or, Horror, but like, niche horror. There's so many different types of horror, you know, and like, I can't just do like a slasher. It has to be like a super niche horror that is like so interesting. What? Dude.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233forgot to tell you the fact that you just said niche horror. And my first thought was Saul is funny.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233So, um,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Go ahead.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Well, what were you gonna
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I was gonna tell the people about how I used to force you to watch horror movies with me and Saw was one of them. Um
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233made me watch Saw 3 when I was fuckin like, 10. And I was scared to death that someone was gonna come rip me from my bed and I was gonna wake up in one of those, like, run down
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234was scared too, that's why I couldn't watch it for myself.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I remember one night, Amy, I was having a nightmare,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Dude, you're sitting on the toilet. You're sitting on the toilet. I'll never forget this. You're sitting on the toilet like literally, like literally going the fuck through it. Like sick to your stomach. And I'm like begging you, do not tell mom, do not. I was like in the bathroom with you, like do not tell mom we can get through this together. And you looked at me like with tears in your eyes like I have to tell mom Oh,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233and dad the next
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234yeah, for sure for sure I was in so much trouble mom was pissed
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233still to this day will not watch any of
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I know i'm so sorry I ruined you I ruined you Oh,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233we went to Savannah, um, I, like, have stomach issues, I have uterus issues, whatever. So, we're on our way to Savannah and something hits me. Like,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234no
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233if it's my stomach, I don't know if I have like a cyst that just ruptured. I'm like going through it and it got so, it got bad where I was like about to
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233much pain and Jose, I was like, we're in the middle of nowhere. We're on our way to Savannah and it's literally like Charleston. Fuckin farmland and then
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233nothing
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234like you're shitting in a cornfield
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah, I was like if you see a bathroom, can you please pull over so he pulls over it? We find a gas station surprisingly and we pull over and there's one women's bathroom and one's men's bathroom And I'm the one woman's bathroom is but like someone's in there so I'm standing
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234There's no way just go on the mens
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233open. So I like waited a minute and I like looked at Jose and I was like, well, you stand by the door and like, so I can go in the men's. And he was like, yeah, this bathroom looked like it was out of saw.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I believe you I believe you
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233like Disgusting
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234scary for you? Did it bring you back?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233a little
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233but I was in so much
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234You didn't even give a fuck.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233that there wasn't even like a
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234You were like literally getting at me like that'll be less vain than when I'm going there.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I literally like I was sitting there and I thought to myself like i'm gonna have to tell amy about this and I was looking At the corner and like there was like mold growing
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234You should have taken a picture.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I should have I didn't think
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Dude, I just like a side note like you're like there's so many women who go through like issues that you do like endometriosis, PCOS, all of that kind of shit. I don't know how you bitches do it. Like constant pain there's you for You've improved I think but there was there's been time periods where you were like in constant debilitating pain And it's like I don't know how you do it. I could not I get cramps and i'm like literally like I'm going i'm dying and I have the light i've always remember i've always had like the lightest cycles like the easiest cycles ever And I still i'm like no I can't do it. That's insane
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233like, yeah, it's just, I have a really high pain tolerance and I think it's because of that, but yeah, it has gotten a lot better. It used to be really bad like when we lived in Philadelphia and then, and then Atlanta was really bad because I developed like travel anxiety because of it. Like every time I left my
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233the nearest bathroom? Like where I could be in a safe
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah You
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233And like, you can't, you don't always have
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234No.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233But no, this time was really bad. Like I like we were halfway and it's only two hours, but we were halfway. And like, I was debating turning around and going back home.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Cause it's like, I, I just know like when I don't feel good and it's, I mean, knock on wood, it's very rare that I don't feel good. And I'm very fortunate with that. Cause like, I don't have, I don't know. I, at least two at this point in my life, up until this point, and I'm 29 years old, I've never had like an ailment that disrupts my life like that. So like day to day, like I'm rocking and rolling. I feel good. Like I don't have any, any like issues. I've never really gotten sick very much. Like as a kid, I was an anxious child and I'm an anxious adult, but I've learned to manage that. That's really the only ailment. But like. As far as, like, needing to, like, I don't know, like, vomit or, like, shit my brains out at, like, any time of the day, like, I never had that and if I do, like, if I do not, if I don't feel good, I don't feel comfortable unless I'm at home. Like, if I did, if I, if I did struggle with that, I would never leave my fucking house.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233says that to me. Jose's like, Jose will be like, I need to go to the bathroom. And I'm like, okay, just go here. Like, we'll be out in public. And he'd be like, no, I'll just go home. And I'm like, why don't you just go here? And he's like, I want to go home. And I'm like, I just don't, like, you kind of get over that the first few times.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Well, like, yeah.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233it
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Like,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233And then if someone's going to be pissed at you, because you are having that kind of episode, like episode or experience in that bathroom, then like, I was like, I would, I have no shame in being like a bitch. I have issues. Do you have a problem with
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234no, just like, grow the fuck up. Like, and I'll poop in public, like, I'm not scared to poop in public, that's not what I'm saying. But, like, I'm saying if I'm, like, in pain, like, if I'm, like,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Oh
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234and don't feel good, and I, like, don't want to be anywhere but home.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234know?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233It's yeah. It's, I mean still don't even know completely what's wrong or like if it's just normal, I've been to probably seven different doctors that have gas lit me into saying it's just
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah. Bolt, you're a woman.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I'm like, this isn't really normal.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234That's the thing, like, you're
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233one gynecologist that accused me of having STDs when I've only had one partner in my
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233like, it's just that type of
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, I mean, you're a woman.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233deal
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, you're a woman and you have a reproductive system. So like, yeah, you, but like, that's the thing. Like people have, have to advocate for themselves and like, you always have.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah, you learn how
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah. Like, you know what your body is telling you and stuff. So,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233but
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234well, that's cray cray. I'm glad you made it. And I'm glad you did not get kidnapped in your saw bathroom.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Well, I have a very husband that
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234You do have a very sweet husband.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233something like that. And he's, he was like, we were pulling in and he was like, don't get out. I'm going in with you. And I was like, okay. So I had to like, wait till he parked. Like, and that's happened before. Like when we're living in Atlanta, like had just left the apartment and I, like it hit me and we had a pull over in this sketchy ass get a station in Atlanta. And it was like, I could physically watch someone going through like a drug deal, like that type of thing. And I just. Zoomed out of the car like didn't even let him park and he like ran after me and was like bitch Wait, like wait for me and he like stood outside my door and like when we got back in the car He was like, are you okay? And I was like, yeah, I'm okay. And he was like, okay, let's not come back here again
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Let's never do this again.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233But yeah,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234watching? Just The Night Agent or did you guys get into anything else?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I watched the Gabby Petito
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh, was it good?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233It was really good. I didn't realize, um, it's called American Murder, Gabby Petito. It's the same, like, series and same people, I'm assuming, that made the documentary on Chris
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Thank God. I thought you were about to say Chris Chris Watts cause I love the Chris Watts documentary.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234good.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233is it, is it Seth Peterson? The Peterson one that he kills his wife.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Dude you why would you
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233came out.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234No, I know exactly scott peterson. Jesus christ.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Peterson,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234that I know that like the back of my fucking hand But you said seth and it threw me off
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233But, um, it was funny. It was really good. It was three episodes and they were like 40 episodes, 40 minutes long. So I was just having it on when I was doing some stuff earlier. But it was funny because when I was watching it, I thought to myself like last week we were talking about the O. J. Simpson trial
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234hmm.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233How mom was like, I remember it happening and I
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, we remember this one
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Petito's that's for me Like I remember talking about it with Jose and being like that fucking
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, no, I remember it too
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I Don't like I I turned 26 in December and I think for the first time I feel old like older like for the longest time I didn't really feel my age and now I'm starting to
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234You're you're technically in your late 20s
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah, she was 22
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234That's insane
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233so it just like I was watching and I was like, Oh my God, like she's so young. Like it just makes you realize.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234things in perspective for sure
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233But
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234is crazy
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233yeah, that
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234thing. I'll have to watch it. You know it's hard for me to like sit down and focus. I started watching OJ when I was in the hotel over the weekend and I just like could not stay focused.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234But I also think I had a bunch of other stuff going on and then like I, when I did actually like sit to watch it and try to stay focused I fell asleep. Yeah.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233was, it was more your classic documentary. Like, um, her family's involved in it. So they get interviewed, she has like, it was really. and cool to see because it was mom, her birth mom and her birth dad um, they separated when she was six months old and they both remarried when she was young. And so they have this really cool family where like she really had four parents. Like her
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234gotcha Okay,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233and so when, and like they, they separated, the parents separated amicably. Like there was never really any bad. Vibes or whatever. And so in this documentary, they get interviewed there, they're like telling their experience and it's really interesting how like they were, which I mean, why wouldn't you? But like they were always on the same side and like the stepdad out to Wyoming where, and then like the dad was in Florida where she used to live and like they all kind of dispersed and
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234yeah,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233different
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234uh huh
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233they needed to be and yeah, it was, it was, I don't
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Okay, i'll watch it, you know what i've been watching
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233What?
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234What?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233of thrones.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Criminal Minds.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Oh,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Dude. I don't know why. Like, I, I, I don't know what made me think of it, to be honest. But I was like, let me watch Criminal Minds. Cause I just have been like bored. And like, I don't watch much TV, but I do like to turn on TV. Like after my morning routine and I make my cup of coffee. I'll like sit. Drink coffee and like watch TV. It's probably not like a great habit, but it's like the only time I really turn on TV And I was like, I'm bored with everything. I was watching Spongebob, which is like fun But like I kind of wanted something to like actually watch so I started watching Criminal Minds like from season 1 episode 1
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233love
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Dude, that show they don't make that they don't make shows like that anymore
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233that anymore.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234That show is so good So I'm like, I'm like loving watching Criminal Minds, but the bad thing about it is it's so good you don't want to stop watching it.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah. It's
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah. And like each, the thing I loved about Criminal Minds is like each episode is different, right? Like each episode is like a different case, but like the Core characters are the same. So like you follow like a storyline Of like the core people, but they have like a different case every episode Love it. It's so good
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I already watched that a while
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, you got to
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233it since then.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234You've got to watch it It's really great
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233have I watched?
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234great. eyelashes?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233No.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I'm thinking about it
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233What color, black?
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234No, probably brown
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I was about to say, I've been on this kick of using brown eye, uh, eye
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Well, I don't wear mascara. I don't wear mascara. I'm like a, like, I don't wear much makeup anymore. I feel like it ages me. And I used to do, like, the lash extensions, and then, like, I stopped because it just, like, aged. I feel like it just ages me. Like, I'm not really into the lashes very much. So I stopped doing lashes altogether and then I don't wear mascara anymore ever.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233hmm.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I just was thinking, but I do sometimes I'll like, I always curl my eyelashes. So like my work makeup is always like my CC cream. Like I do like a sun, like a tinted sun sunscreen, a little bit of bronzer, a highlight and um, like an eyebrow gel and a lip liner and a gloss. That's like my everyday makeup.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I'll curl my eyelashes, but I'll leave them bare and sometimes I'll do a clear mascara on them But I'm thinking like maybe I tint because like they're not they're not super long because of my extensions I like fucked my eyelashes up. I don't know just curious if you ever did that
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I know. I've never done any of that
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I'm just not a fan. Like, I just,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234are
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233like makeup,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234lashes age people
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I just don't, I don't like the fake
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233like they're not supposed to be big and bushy. They're supposed to be kind of dainty.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234and we have such heavy
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233like,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234No
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233good combination
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233fortunate for the eyebrows we have kind of with the trends right now. But like, I don't like how people laminate their eyebrows either. Like, I would other people just like embrace their features.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234we have huge eyebrows.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233We do have huge advice eyebrows. I always, Hugh brows. always get compliments in my eyebrows. Yeah.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234They have to be tamed sometimes. Like right now, like I haven't waxed or done anything to my eyebrows in such a long time. Like I feel like they've completely lost any type of shape. Like they're just like there. Yeah,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233them with tweezers.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234sometimes if I don't like pay attention to them, they'll like literally like get into my hairline. Not like thick, thick, but I'll get like hairs like right down here. Yeah. Isn't that crazy?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I got one of those mirrors, um, that have like the, the microscope
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Mom used to have one of those mirrors in her bedroom, remember?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I'm freaking
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234No, I would never. I can't do that. I would never leave it.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233chin hairs, so I pluck my chin
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I get chin hairs too, bitch. And neck hairs.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233And that
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, and I've got one stubborn one on my jaw.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I need to try laser again is what I need to do.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I don't know, man. I literally lasered every part of my body you can think of in it. And it literally grew back in like a year.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233But I feel like, I feel like the laser machine has kind of
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I know it was a long time ago,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233We did it like when it was just coming out.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234but they did tell me,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233took us to.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234they did tell me you went to a different lady than I did.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234did tell me, Hey, listen, girl, um, We'll do all of this shit, but like, you've got the thickest courses hair we've ever seen and you are going to have to do this again. And I was like, sure. Yeah, whatever. And it worked fine. Like I did it mainly because I was competing and it was just easier to do it that way.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234it was great, like I was hairless. And now if I did it, the only place I would do it now, because I do like to rock a bush, the only place, so I am grateful that it all grew back. I am grateful because like I was like a hairless naked mole rat down there.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233next.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234and my armpits, I would do it in my armpits again for sure. Which I think it did help my armpits.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I was about to say, that's how it all
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Was my armpits. Yeah. Yeah.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233cause you were getting like breakouts
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Dude, my armpit hair was so insane. So insane. I would have like four hair follicles and like one fucking pore, dude. Like it was like so bad. So like my armpit hair is like a good now. It's not as coarse, but like now I would do it on my legs and that's it. However, I do think if I just start getting my legs waxed, it'll get better. I have waxed my legs once and it was the best thing I've ever did.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233about that cause we have a waxing place like, I can walk to it like right next door. And I've thought about maybe
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234It's great.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233with you, I would just do my legs but I, I agree. Also would do my like face the bottom half of my
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Sure, sure, sure. Yeah,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233because mine's pretty bad
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I would maybe do my my mustache again. I didn't we both did our mustache, right?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I did my face my mustache and
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234You're unibrow.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233the only thing that stuck was the unibrow
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I would do my mustache. No, I would not do my mustache again just because I don't want to deal with like the healing of it
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234know,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233funny. I was gonna say like I remember when I went to because I'd done it twice in the first lady I went to I remember and I don't know if this is still a thing I don't think this is still a thing but like she would do it and I would like smell burnt hair
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234bitch, when I used to get, do you, I probably can find a picture like circa like 2015 of like my whole vagine and like the, the fucking front of my pubic bone covered in blisters, bitch. Like I used to blister up and be like what the fuck am I doing like this shit
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I used to, I used to have to put that fucking cream
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, they should like give me fucking like walgreens brand aloe walking out like I used to have blisters on my vagina and i'd be like, um, this is painful and I like remember like Talking to my boyfriend at the time like why am I doing this this shit hurts so bad It hurts worse than uh Tattoos for sure
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Well, I've never had a tattoo, so I don't
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234dude, it hurts worse than tattoos for sure
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233think I, I think I agree with that. Because it is like, part of it's the anticipation. It's like, beep, beep,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234not even that like and there's different parts of your body obviously like same with tattoos that are more sensitive So like when I did full brazilian So like but there were different parts of like your vagina and shit that are more sensitive than others
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234everybody thought like your your like butthole would be sensitive butthole's a breeze You don't feel anything
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233like your pubic bone,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234your pubic bone hurts so bad like where like the bushes brah
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233my cheek where like my jawline was like
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234you're sweating like it hurts that bad
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah, yeah
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh my god, that part hurts so bad and like the like the
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233But now
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234What
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233girls going to get laser done and they're like, it's like doesn't even make a noise It's so
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234it's a different laser.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233think it's changed
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234It has to have changed. I don't know what we were what type of nuclear war weapon They were using on our pussies
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233put in radiation in our body.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234They were really hurting us back in the day
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I went to was a hairstylist You
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I went to an actual person. Like I went to like a licensed laser technician.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I went to a place in Buckhead the
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I did use a Groupon though.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I did
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Okay. Facts.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233ha ha ha ha. Cause who's paying a thousand bucks for
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234A thousand. Mine was like four grand. It was so expensive.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234mean, they're in payments and stuff. And I did do a lot of, a lot of surface area.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233That's true.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I think it's just a pain in the ass. Like, because you do it and you have to do it like six weeks apart. You have to, at least for me, you can't be in the sun. You had to do eight sessions, six weeks apart. Like do the math. That's longer than a year, eight sessions, six weeks apart.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233yeah, yeah, you're
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah. It takes forever.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233about it like that.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yes, dude. And you can't be in the sun. What do you mean?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233What are you supposed to be recluse?
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah. I guess for a whole year. No.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233That's like kind of, I saw an interview with Pete Davidson. He's getting all his tattoos or like all but like
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234And he looks good.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233was, he looks really good, but he was saying like, he can't go out in the sun when he's having them
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh, he's like like I saw those pictures that they I don't know what it was for He's like shirtless and boxers. It was like a new campaign,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Klein
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234dude. He looks so good. But like you can see
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Pete Davidson stan. Well, he's not done
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234No, well, I know but like he could be but like you can see like One on his stomach like you can see like the the scar that it left
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233that was dark.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234a great like i've never seen tattoo removal look like that
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Same. You know he's dropping lots of money on
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, they said, like, over two hundred thousand dollars.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Holy shit.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah. Well, I mean, you make weird decisions.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233When you put Kim K's name on your chest, you're gonna want to get it taken off at some
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I would've never gotten that taken off. Would it say Kim K is my lawyer?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah, I think
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234That's so funny.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233said.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I think they should get back together. Are you watch do you watch the Kardashians at all?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233No, but I saw some clips, um, because, that I wanted to watch
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Lamar. Yeah.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Because we used to watch,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234know. I would love to start watching it again. I just like, haven't, I feel like I'd really want to be invested. Like I'd really want to walk in. I
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234don't know.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I'm not that interested anymore. was just different back then.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234It was,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233feel like they've already milked the cow too
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I don't, I think,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233next.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I mean, I don't know much about them. So, well, that's a lie, but I don't know, like in depth, whatever. Whatever. Well, you better
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I feel like there was something else I was going to talk about and I can't
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234think about it, bitch. Let me check. Oh, I'm. Dude, you want to see how many days sober I am? I just, it just alerted me
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah, let's see it.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234506 days.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Wow.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Isn't that a lot? It
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233a lot.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234is one year, four months and 17 days. So 16, 16 months.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Do you want to see, um, I'm proud of
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Thank you.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Do you want to see my breakfast sandwiches that I made from scratch?
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yes, I do.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Be impressed.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I'm already impressed. Wow. They look like straight from Jimmy Dean's office.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I made homemade sourdough English muffins. Look
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234You did make the English muffins. I forgot you actually made the English muffins. Yum! Did you, um, did you raise the hens?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Look at this one.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Beautiful.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233didn't raise the hands. But I bought the eggs from a farmer, from the farmer's
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234She is local.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233In a locale.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Wow. Can we talk about,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233little bit more protein.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234um, eggs?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Can we talk about how they're fuckin eight
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I can't find eggs. Anywhere. Every time I go to Trader Joe's. Every time I go to Trader Joe's they're gone. Mm hmm.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Oh,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234What?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233see that Trader
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234you just scared the motherfuck out of me.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233sorry. Did you see Trader Joe's was selling fertilized eggs?
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234No.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Have you seen this?
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234This has to be a joke.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233on TikTok.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Why?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233the carton literally says fertilized eggs. And this woman, listen, this woman went to TJ Maxx, TJ Maxx, Trader Joe's. I always say
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234She went to browse the home goods and then she went to Trader Joe's.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233went to Trader Joe's and bought a carton of these fertilized eggs, put them in an incubator, had a dozen chicks,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh my god. Are they doing that to like, let people raise their own chickens?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I don't, I think it's kind of like a trend of like, you know, how like raw milk is kind of a trend right now.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I think it's kind of similar to that. That's the first time I've seen fertilized eggs.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Well, I don't think you can
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233know, I didn't even think that was legal.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Hmm, I'm very curious to see, number one, if this is real. Number two, if What are the, um, what are the laws on this? And
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Oh.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234no, and number three, like, what's the purpose? Is it to raise your own chickens? Which sounds like the most
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233No, I literally think it's
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234People aren't eating fertilized eggs. Why would you eat fertilized eggs?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I don't know. I don't know the reason
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Well, right? Because if they're fertilized, there's like an embryo in them. Like, like, you crack open the eggs and they're bloody, right? Like, you're eating like a carcass.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233They're not bloody.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Abby, sometimes you, I mean, like, at least once in your lifetime, you're gonna crack open a weird half, like, grown chick egg. Like, we've all done it, right? Like one slips in there. Yeah, huh. Sometimes you've seen that before you crack open like a little booger blood
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah, but that's not a fetus.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yes, it is abby. Sometimes there's fetuses that get cracked open sometimes
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233How is a how is there a fetus if it's not fertilized?
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234what i'm saying. Sometimes one gets slipped in there.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233How?
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I don't know ask Fucking harris teeter
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233They keep they like keep They don't have male chickens.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234abby sometimes sometimes in the world
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Go look
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234People crack open an egg and there's babies come out of them. Okay, let me look at this shit Abby, I'm not kidding. I'm not the only one who's ever seen this before.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Okay, but like if they were gonna sell them as like here you can raise your own chickens.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Fertile eggs.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233eggs?
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Fertile eggs. What'd you say? Okay, I don't need the background fucking music, bitch. This cannot be real.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233It's
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234That cannot be fucking real. No egg shortage here. Trader Joe's fertile eggs. What state is she in? I have so many questions.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233What I said was if you're selling fertile eggs for like
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Okay, let me find her.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233to raise their own eggs. Why would you leave it with the other eggs?
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234You're right because like dude We're smart people Right, so we would we would read that and be like what the fuck like we would read the eggs that we're buying, right?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233yeah,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Some people might just grab them and have no idea some people can't even don't even know what fertile means You know,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233yeah.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234okay the california home. I'm looking this bitch up. Oh here. She's the first tick pop up on my thing Oh my god, there's like a lot of there's this has to be real
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233There's a dozen of them. Oh, yeah. No, there's like
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234a lot of tick tocks
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233people who have done
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234They start laying eggs around five to six months of egg of whatever. Hatching baby chickens from Trader Joe's. What the fuck? We got seven baby chicks from a four dollar package of a dozen eggs. They are prolific
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Prophylactic
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234a little bit crazy and not the best pets. Have a question, I'm an open book. Yeah, I have lots of questions. Um, I've got them from Publix. Took the carton off eggs back in and the manager said it happens. I don't understand.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233wild
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Someone just said, wait, how? Oh, see, here we go. If these eggs are coming from a large egg production farm, why would a farm have a rooster with their hens? These are cage free, which means tons of chickens are in a large space together. They probably sex the chickens when they're young, but I'm sure a few roosters make it through and spread their seed. Oh my God. That is just a word we need to remove from 2025. I hear that in books too. You read smut books and people say seed. I can't.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234gag.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233yeah
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234That's a crazy word. Dude. I don't know about this. That is
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233careful at
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234cuckoo bananas
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233coming in
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, eggs are hard to find and my egg whites in the carton used to be 3. 99 8
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Crazy, we're almost paying a dollar an egg
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234No for sure and I eat a lot of fucking eggs
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233talking Jose and I like responsible married people like we kind of get together every month and we talk about our budget and like Where we need to like pull back and where we can spend a little bit more and all like what's coming up in the month all those things and we're talking I kind of looked at him yesterday and was like You Babe, I'm trying with groceries, but groceries is getting more and more expensive. Like, every time I walk in that fucking grocery store, it's like I'm at least spending a hundred
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I got packets of seasoning, you know, like the ones mom used to get the italian seasoning ones
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233They used to be like 59 cents.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_1902343 for one
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Stupid.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I was like wait
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Stupid. I went and bought How many packets of, um, like deli meat did we have growing up? Mom used to buy like
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Of like bags of like a pound of turkey and a pound of
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234yeah, yeah Mm
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233and like we'll be like let's do we'll do sandwiches for lunch this week and i'll go get like a packet of
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234hmm.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233fucking ten
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I know dude
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Like what the it's horrible
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234so hard
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Sorry, we can't get that this week. I'm not buying Like then I had to get lemons the other day three dollars
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I'm pretty lucky with lemons. So they're 99 cents per lemon at the grocery store
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234been buying them because I can't take them from work But at work we get produce in so like a lot of like my produce comes from work Like I just take like lemons limes oranges
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233yeah,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234like that, but like we have so much of it it gets thrown away anyway, so I just take Take my lemons.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233we get like our bulk stuff, like paper towels, toilet paper, laundry detergent from Costco. And I needed those things the other day. And I kind of looked at Jose and I was like, I'm walking out 150.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234easy.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233you right now. I need paper plates, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Why are you eating off of paper plates?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Just when you want like a little thing and I don't. Because I hand wash dishes.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Abby!
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I just out myself for being wasteful.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234That's kind of wasteful. What?! Oh
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233it.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234my god, I think you should stop.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Maybe.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I don't know.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233see on paper plates all the time growing
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, I know, but like, I don't, I wouldn't buy paper plates. It's expensive.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233That's one of my, my one downfall. They're not that expensive at Costco. I can afford ten dollars every four months.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234true. That's about it. That's true.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233But. Yeah, was I going to say? Dang it. Oh, the new, did you ever watch White Lotus?
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234You love White Lotus. I have not started it.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233The new season
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, I saw that.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233until they're all out.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Are all the episodes not out?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233No, they're releasing them.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Like, week by week?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I don't know if it's week by week or if it's like
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Half and half?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233week, two episodes next week. Like, I don't know how they're
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Oh, I don't like when they do that.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233to download, I got to pay for Max again. We stopped paying for it.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I'd give you
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I heard, like,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234my login, but I don't even use my, I don't use my own login, so. Couldn't give you that.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233heard they changed the theme song, but I heard it's really good so far.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I love White Lotus, and I don't know anybody else who watches it, so I'm glad to know that you do.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I love that show.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, it's good.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233The gays are gonna
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I was trying to explain it to Melanie the other day, cause she like, had, like, doesn't have any interest. And I was like, dude, it's so good, it's like,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233She would like
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I think she would too, uh, but like she, I was trying to explain it to her and I like could not figure out how to explain White Lotus. I was like, it's, it's like ironic, it's like ironic humor with like drama, but like, you know, it's hard to explain, like how do you explain White Lotus?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Um. Well, each season they explore a different theme. So, like, last season was sex. Yes. In relationships. This season apparently is money. The first season, I don't remember the first season to be honest. What it was about. But like, yeah, I guess it is like
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234The first season was, was like family dynamic, I think.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Maybe,
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Cause it was like with the, with the, um, Was that last season? What was the season?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233newly, the new, the first season was like with the newly, with Alexandria D'Addario, like the newlyweds. And Sydney Sweeney. And the
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234And the fam,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233friend, and the
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234friend.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233got with the
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Right.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233there.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234was at the thing and then, Was, The hotel guy who has sex with the boy. Right?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah, yeah, yeah. remember.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I know I don't remember either.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233God, it came out probably in 2018.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234it
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I don't
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234didn't.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233out. I know, that was a hyperbole.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234That was a hyperbole. It did
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Lotus.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234not come out that long ago.
apm_1_02-19-2025_1902332021.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234was about to say, it couldn't have even been five years ago. Anyways.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234We're mumbling. Have you eaten dinner?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I had a breakfast sandwich.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234You're sick.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Hosea had eggs and a milkshake.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234He's just living the life.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233breakfast dinner. He hates it.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234He'll be done soon. What is he excited to eat? Tell me. Oh my god, that's honestly like, so fair.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233I don't take him grocery shopping because he will literally pick something up. I took him grocery shopping before he had surgery and was like, we need to figure out some things you're going to be able to eat. Like, I don't know what you would like. I just want to get what you would like. Come with me. He came with me. He's pushing the buggy
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Is she just filling shit up?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233not even five minutes, I turn around, there's a can of Pringles in the cart. I haven't put anything in the cart yet. I was like, why do you want to, you, did you put that in there? And he was like, no, it just fell in
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Yeah, just walk, gruelike. Yeah,
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233and we still have like half the can left. So he, I think he just like knows it's in the cupboard.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234he wants them.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Yeah, but
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234guy. Maybe you can blend him up with some water.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233that's what I told him. I was, he was like, I really want pizza the other night. I was like, I'll blend it for
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234I'll blend it. Oh, pizza sounds yummy. I'm gonna Yeah?
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Fucking slapped the Asian chicken season sesame salad.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234it will never get old.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Never
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234That was a staple for us growing up.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233very much.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234We ate that all the time.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233but
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234salad today. A little Thai, a little Thai salad. Peanut and chicken.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Okay.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Alright.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233uninteresting.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234so boring. Truly.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233We'll talk to you guys
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234See ya, maybe we'll read a book by then. Holy shit.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Maybe.
squadcaster-9266_1_02-19-2025_190234Bye.
apm_1_02-19-2025_190233Bye.
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